Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Oliver Onions]

Anyone who has dealt with scouse or Geordie women knows what I mean about capacity for violence.

Off-topic, but thanks for reminding me of one of my favourite Jimmy Carr lines: "They're probably out there now in the car park; shirtless, fighting...and who knows what the men are doing."

 

[Big moth tiddies]

If a good number of British women overhear or read keffals saying that, he will end up with a stiletto heel embedded in his manly skull.

Which would be beautiful because if he incites a woman or women to give him a kicking by his own words he can’t cry transphobic or misogynistic violence.

It's the UK. The police force is a bunch of cucked faggots with rainbows on their cars. They would award kween keffals a trophy for beating up a transphobe and then arrest the woman for assault and then tack on charges for all the mean tweets they say on twitter.
Oh and then they would take her kids and put them in the system for sandniggers to fuck.

 

[Strangolapreti]

A lot of things about miss Sorrenti can be deducted by its change of last name.

What kind of person would take away from themself the last name of their dead father, a person that (allegedly) wanted as dying wish to make you happy by funding the surgery you desire to undergo so much?

Just putting things this way sounds a lot suspicious, not gonna lie

 

[LonesomeDud]

A lot of things about miss Sorrenti can be deducted by its change of last name.

What kind of person would take away from themself the last name of their dead father, a person that (allegedly) wanted as dying wish to make you happy by funding the surgery you desire to undergo so much?

Just putting things this way sounds a lot suspicious, not gonna lie

I always want to believe the best in people, even lolcows, and I swear I'd thought about posting exactly this, and while Keffals is a jerk, I know he reads here and I didn't want to be disrespectful, but this is weird. I'll start referring to him with she/her pronouns if he starts treating his father with respect and takes back his father's name.

 

[Strangolapreti]

I always want to believe the best in people, even lolcows, and I swear I'd thought about posting exactly this, and while Keffals is a jerk, I know he reads here and I didn't want to be disrespectful, but this is weird. I'll start referring to him with she/her pronouns if he starts treating his father with respect and takes back his father's name.

simp

 

[DrNow]

"Enny" is such a gross fucking neckbeard. Compare his picrew avatar to his greaseball face.
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He looks like OneyNG if he never showered. That rat's nest is pretty fitting for a grown man who would celebrate his hulking troon buddy threatening someone's wife at a social gathering.

>horsefucking pedophile
>deranged fat lunatic tranny
>L I T E R A L CUCK
>literal who

What an all star cast of internet friends to surround yourself with, Lucas!

He looks like Michael Moore after a year of existing entirely on huel and soy milk

 

[LonesomeDud]

simp

My point isn't that he deserves respect, but that he demands it while not doing any of the things that would actually garner respect from someone across the aisle.

 

[Tom Myers]

Keffals appeared on Nicholas DeOrio's stream a couple days ago (guest-starring small Destiny clone Bunk and AugieRFC later on):

@Null supposedly is the target of a copyright suit, which Keffals knows nuffin

Null is on estrogen

Garden variety shitalk on Nool

Rackets getting unbanned and talk about Metokur

Destiny sick burn

Discussion about the Catboy Ranch Discord

I converted these to mp3 because the video is just someone playing the new Pokemon.

 

[Strangolapreti]

My point isn't that he deserves respect, but that he demands it while not doing any of the things that would actually garner respect from someone across the aisle.

You should not start to respect a piece of shit person because they repent a single thing they did years ago, and neither I believe that's something that can be solved with an apology and name change, I could argue that it makes things even worse, depending of how its done

 

[LonesomeDud]

You should not start to respect a piece of shit person because they repent a single thing they did years ago, and neither I believe that's something that can be solved with an apology and name change, I could argue that it makes things even worse, depending of how its done

Repentance starts somewhere. Lucas has done some terrible things, and I've been around people who've done worse. I would be surprised if he admitted his errors and really wanted to grow, but forgiveness is something I really value because I don't want to end up a totally ungracious jackass who can't accept the differing opinions of others.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Repentance starts somewhere. Lucas has done some terrible things, and I've been around people who've done worse. I would be surprised if he admitted his errors and really wanted to grow, but forgiveness is something I really value because I don't want to end up a totally ungracious jackass who can't accept the differing opinions of others.

Repentance shouldn't start with Keffals showimg to be grateful of its father, it should begih with actually addressing the stuff from Destiny's manifesto, doing stuff like taking action against doxbin, while also making a public apologize to the farms for the unjustified attacks, just to name an example of actions worth a iota of respect.

 

[JoshPlz]

Just found this file while cleaning out my download folder. Not sure if this has been archived since he had youtube take it down, so here ya go:

 

[LonesomeDud]

Repentance shouldn't start with Keffals showimg to be grateful of its father, it should begih with actually addressing the stuff from Destiny's manifesto, doing stuff like taking action against doxbin, while also making a public apologize to the farms for the unjustified attacks, just to name an example of actions worth a iota of respect.

I don't think there's any one path to becoming a better person, but those are all things it would be wise for him to do if he wants that.

 

[AnOminous]

At 4:18:42, Lucas claims he's still involved in legal action against the Ontario police. Also says that he "doesn't even know" if the alleged deadnaming from the police was even malicious, that being deadnamed doesn't bother him much (lol), and that the arresting officer that allegedly deadnamed him said they didn't know what a deadname was.

Normal, sane people are generally unaware of the fact that somehow calling someone by their actual name causes trannies to die instantly.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

It's the UK. The police force is a bunch of cucked faggots with rainbows on their cars. They would award kween keffals a trophy for beating up a transphobe and then arrest the woman for assault and then tack on charges for all the mean tweets they say on twitter.

I wonder what they would have done if the transphobe was a Muslim?

 

[Something Awful]

Yeah, sometimes I almost feel sorry for Keffals, like when he shows up on stream drunkenly slurring some nonsense and looking like a sad hobo. Then I remember everything he's done and everything he is, and that feeling quickly disappears.



Look at those crazed, hate-filled eyes. That boy's got the devil inside him. And lots of amphetamine.

What's the point of talking about repentance and becoming a better person when we know he will never, ever sincerely apologize for anything or admit there's anything wrong with anything he's ever done? He's a slimy, narcissistic, manipulative goblin. And he blatantly grifted $100k from his own poor, below-the-poverty-line trans community, under the guise of bravely protecting them from evil twansphobes, while being too much of a coward to even mention the people who actually fucked with him (Doxbin).

 

[MooseGump]

Yeah, sometimes I almost feel sorry for Keffals, like when he shows up on stream drunkenly slurring some nonsense and looking like a sad hobo. Then I remember everything he's done and everything he is, and that feeling quickly disappears.

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Look at those crazed, hate-filled eyes. That boy's got the devil inside him. And lots of amphetamine.

What's the point of talking about repentance and becoming a better person when we know he will never, ever sincerely apologize for anything or admit there's anything wrong with anything he's ever done? He's a slimy, narcissistic, manipulative goblin. And he blatantly grifted $100k from his own poor, below-the-poverty-line trans community, under the guise of bravely protecting them from evil twansphobes, while being too much of a coward to even mention the people who actually fucked with him (Doxbin).

And it's all because he could not accept himself, so he cut his own genetic line off and everything he does will die with him on a grave with his real name on it

 

[AnOminous]

Look at those crazed, hate-filled eyes. That boy's got the devil inside him. And lots of amphetamine.

Even if you could zap this dude with a magic wand and turn him into a real woman, he'd still be a glassy-eyed schizoid incapable of normal human facial expressions and you could still tell he's batshit crazy just looking at him.

 

[Null]

@Null supposedly is the target of a copyright suit, which Keffals knows nuffin

He's lying, or someone is impersonating him to file copyright disputes in the US Federal Government for his benefit.



He should probably actively seek to nullify whatever is ongoing with the CCB if he's not deliberately provoking this.


The rest of his shit isn't worth addressing. We're not losing service providers because of what slack jawed mouth breathing US journos are whinging about on Twitter. LFJ & associates are going after spouses and families, using intimidation tactics like the fucking mob. He knows this is the case because he also worked/works with LFJ.

 

[Backinpogform]

The three true and honest signs to recognizing if someone's guaranteed to be on hormones according to Keffals:

• Soft skin
• Fluffy hair
• Erectile dysfunction

Keep that in mind, folks!

This is such a self burn.

1. His skin has the texture of an Aussie dirt road
2. His hair is incredibly greasy, if he had fluffy hair he’d be dealing with flyaways and volume in the warm months. Instead his hair is lank and sits in what I can only call ‘clumps’
3. How would he know about erectdile dysfunction? He doesn’t have a cock