Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

His "SwaTTings" stopped right after they started selling blue checks for 8 bucks.

He made a very revealing admission to one of the texters that the police did in fact consider the possibility that he was doing it to himself, and he has not been swatted since. He is most likely paranoid that they are going to catch him if he keeps doing it, and he already got all the media attention he was going to get (most recent one resulted in nothing), so I highly doubt we are going to see any more swattings.

 

[Meriasek]

Pat paid 5k to get his Twitter Mark of Shame back.
That's 52 years worth of verification under the new rule.
Yet he makes fun of people paying for it now.

Well, the good news is that he's too obese to live for another 52 years anyway. Or even up to 52 years.

 

[whore loving dragon]

Found the other Pat tweet about the 5k hole which clarifies things a bit:

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So to recap:

September 2019 Pat says he paid $5k to get a real person at Twitter to review his ban. November 2019 he states that he invested $5k to get Twitter to look at it. Two years (and a lot of mockery of the topic) later he specifically mentions they were $5k in legal fees.

It's hard to know what to make of this. On the one hand, whether there ever were legal fees. I personally find it far fetched that you would need to hire a fucking to get Twitter to look at a ban. Then again, Rick has shown that he is not above wasting money hiring them for petty pursuits so it's at least within the realm of possibility. On the other hand, it's equally possible he's just lying in the last tweet, like he is about his tweets not violating ToS (yes, child, they did). Like I alluded to, he was constantly bashed by the atalkers over the 5k. I wouldn't put it past him to lie to make it look a bit better. It also doesn't help that Technicality Tomlinson worded his earlier tweets so vaguely that either option is viable.

Whatever the case might be, this mfer paid $5.000 for Twitter. Moreover, the circumstances surrounding the loss of his checkmark and his inability to get it back, along with the "connections" he supposedly made are still suspicious to say the least. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if that 5k wasn't the first sum of money he spent on that site.

If he paid a lawyer $5k to get his twitter unbanned, odds are really good the lawyer just sent a few emails to public Twitter contact addresses, or dmed some employee. You know, something a non-retarded person could do in 15 minutes on their own.

 

[Associate Rick]

JusT a minuTe, atalker. A 1.2GPA is definiTely a credenTial, child.

1.7, don't forget gym, stalker. After all, where would Rick be today without exercise?

 

[Broadside]

It really is astounding how loathsome he manages to be. It's like he was meticulously bioengineered to be the biggest prick alive.

Having done a lot of hallucinogens and forays into depth psychology to sort my shit out, I always question myself when I find myself despising someone and assess if it's just that I'm being confronted with an aspect of myself which I don't appreciate. Everyone has something to teach you, after all.
But with Pat, it's just pure unadulterated retardation on his part. It's astounding how someone can be so bitter and malicious, he's like the avatar of everything wrong with modern democracy.
Despite his delusions that his tweeting is somehow feeding onto political discourse in a big way (as evidenced by his numerous statements that he's some sort of important voice), he is just one of many low-status nobodies screeching online, albeit a massive lolcow too.

Thank fucking God this man has no access to any of the levers of power.

I do find it funny how he peppers his tweets with the occasional high brow word, stuff like "parity" or "contradistinction". He still manages to use them wrong 80% of the time; you just know he picks up words he hears on CNN that sound smart to him and jots them down.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I think it's important to remember that the only reason people mess with him is because he said he didn't think Norm Macdonald was funny.

I didn't know that, but now that I do, I retroactively approve of all the trolling.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

I don't follow Fatrick much precisely because of that. Fatso Jack is even more of an asshole, but he's entertaining, MovieBob is also a deeply unpleasant person but hilarious to laugh at, while Fatrick is just an asshole with little to no redeeming qualities. He actually manages to get under my skin with his behaviour, unlike the other two I mentioned, and he's such an unlikeable retard that he simply pisses me off. It almost feels like someone took some of the bad aspects of Chris Chan (being an idiot with severe delusions of grandeur), Fatso Jack (big manly man posturing from a pussy) and MovieBob (entitlement and rage, asshole complex, while trying to be trendy cool guy) and distilled them all into a package shaped like a lardass!

I have the same problem with Tomlinson that I have with the British sitcom Keeping Up Appearances. There are definitely lots of laughs to be had from Tomlinson's antics, but I find him as tooth-gratingly annoying as Hyacinth Bucket. And Dame Patricia Rutledge, who played Hyacinth, is by all accounts a splendid person and one of England's greatest opera dames of the late 20th century. Tomlinson is just an annoying and untalented asshole.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

There's no way Elon doesn't at least dip his toes in the lolcow world, for him to notice and comment on an irrelevant nobody like Tomlinson getting owned by his new fat check feature is beyond coincidence IMO.

this saga began because twitter banned the babylon bee for joking about troons. it wouldn't be surprising in the least.
what we do know for a fact is that elon would pay quasi. if pat thinks he's the bigger man, why can't he pay quasi too?

 

[Associate Rick]

But with Pat, it's just pure unadulterated retardation on his part. It's astounding how someone can be so bitter and malicious, he's like the avatar of everything wrong with modern democracy.

I'm sure everyone who has read this thread has had moments where they start to feel a little bad for Rick, but the thing is, you keep reading a page or two and Rick himself completely quashes any sympathy you could possibly feel for him through his own behaviour.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

I haven’t been keeping up with the thread and only stopped by to laugh at the verified retard trying to one up the Elongated Muskrat.

That being said has there been any update in the pay quasi saga?

 

[Associate Rick]

I haven’t been keeping up with the thread and only stopped by to laugh at the verified retard trying to one up the Elongated Muskrat.

That being said has there been any update in the pay quasi saga?

Patrick S. Tomlinson and Niki Robinson currently owe Quasi:​

$38,239.31​

#PayQuasi 🐷

Please report the SFWA to the IRS for being a fake charity that uses all its donor money to enrich and fund the frivolous lawsuits of its own members.

payquasi.lol

 

[Haramburger]

Pat always wants to go viral. When he does, it's seldom-to-never in the way he wants.

His mainstream exposure is rising. He went from that retarded local news piece, to that news piece getting featured on that Michigan radio morning show, now to getting featured on Tesla youtubers for being the first person virally hoisted by the Twitter Fact Checker. What's next, twitch coverage from Asmongold & Hasan? Death threats from Sam Hyde?

 

[Reynolds]

Here's his last 30 minutes. I'm getting flashbacks of the Ukraine-paintballoon nonsense:

(Mod edit for context: Patrick spent literal thousands of dollars getting his Twitter unsuspended in the past.)

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Edit: A Tesla account is now dunking on him:

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Piggy reacting to Twitter fact checking him:

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I think Trump handled it better.

This is what an early stage dimensional merge looks like.

 

[Associate Rick]

Death threats from Sam Hyde?

The Irish Candyman vs the Milwaukee Meatloaf in real life, at Hooligans!

 

[Divine right to rule]

Man who failed every high school science class says that he's just as qualified as Musk is to talk about science:

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Musk's credentials:

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Pat's credentials:

Being a unpopular Sci-Fi author with a high-school degree is practically the same as being a nobel-prize winning scientist. child.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Reminder that the real fireworks will begin when the children on twitter connect his loli bestiality meme to his coincidental association with pedos throughout the years.
Also, though I do not envy who does the task, someone should do a reverse image search on that pic to see if it is Pat's own creation or something he mindlessly echoed.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Pat's credentials:

 

[whore loving dragon]

What's next, twitch coverage from Asmongold & Hasan? Death threats from Sam Hyde?

I don't think fat could ever get licensed for a boxing match, it would require the creation of a new ultra-heavyweight division

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

I don't think fat could ever get licensed for a boxing match, it would require the creation of a new ultra-heavyweight division

Black hole division sponsored by Milwaukee Meatloaf Association, Rogan and Dana White, getthefuckouttahere

 

[Dean Pentel]

I don't think fat could ever get licensed for a boxing match, it would require the creation of a new ultra-heavyweight division

The bad news? The fights would be 4 rounds, max 30 seconds each. The good news? Pat won't need any groin protection thanks to that ever-expanding gunt of his.