Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Cap-tan]

Mig moobas.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

He's lying, or someone is impersonating him to file copyright disputes in the US Federal Government for his benefit.

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He should probably actively seek to nullify whatever is ongoing with the CCB if he's not deliberately provoking this.


The rest of his shit isn't worth addressing. We're not losing service providers because of what slack jawed mouth breathing US journos are whinging about on Twitter. LFJ & associates are going after spouses and families, using intimidation tactics like the fucking mob. He knows this is the case because he also worked/works with LFJ.

This is probably what Josh was talking about, when it comes to the super sekrit proof he had for Keffals being butthurt. He didn't tell me it when he was talking about it what the exact case number but this was what he was talking about. This is the message right here and it finally came through. How effective it is we dont know, but here is the statement from Jersh man himself.

He filed a complaint with the FCC Federal Copyright thing for small claims to try and keep his thread off search engines. I believe it's free and doesn't require an attorney but it's still effectively litigation. I've not been formally notified.

 

[JamusActimus]

3. How would he know about erectdile dysfunction? He doesn’t have a cock

When he had one it did not work well.
(watch his flacid wank on canadian tgirl)

Funny how Keffals is one of the rare people than can't make fun of the broke dick stuff without looking like he's throwing bricks out of a glass house.

 

[FinnSven]

It's the UK. The police force is a bunch of cucked faggots with rainbows on their cars. They would award kween keffals a trophy for beating up a transphobe and then arrest the woman for assault and then tack on charges for all the mean tweets they say on twitter.
Oh and then they would take her kids and put them in the system for sandniggers to fuck.

Just make sure everyone involved has been drinking, then they won’t want to know.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Lmao, the troons managed to cope for one night.

 

[Backinpogform]

When he had one it did not work well
(watch his flacid wank on canadian tgirl)

Funny how Keffals is one of the rare people than can't make fun of the broke dick stuff without looking like he's throwing bricks out of a glass house.

Christ a teenage boy who can’t get it up? Grim

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

And it's all because he could not accept himself, so he cut his own genetic line off and everything he does will die with him on a grave with his real name on it

Don’t forget that when future archeologists dig up his bones they won’t know or care about his silly pronouns and delusions. They will call him what he is. A man.

 

[Um...]

The three true and honest signs to recognizing if someone's guaranteed to be on hormones according to Keffals:

• Soft skin
• Fluffy hair
• Erectile dysfunction

Hormones don’t seem to alleviate his lil facial hair problem though

because that darn mustache just won’t go away

 

[Punished Neco]

HOLY SHIT, at 4:42:24, Augie says that Kiwi Farms is the only reason that tranny pedophile Scrimzox / Nathorix / Natigska / Nattie Forsyth is still alive, as the wellness check that Nick DeOrio called in on them following a public suicide attempt was only possible thanks to information that we had compiled on them. Nick DeOrio corroborates this. Damn, lmao.

I was a bit confused by this considering I posted the video of Scrimzox taking 9 paracetamol's at once in an "overdose attempt", mainly because I posted that video about 4 hours after it was uploaded so I wasn't sure how that would help save a life.
This was until I realized that this was a totally different "suicide attempt" (It was 9 paracetamol's ffs) they're talking about which occurred 1 month prior.
Zero idea who this individual was when I posted it, just thought it was another generic Keffals fan that I'd stumbled upon, hence why it was posted in this thread.

A lot of things about miss Sorrenti can be deducted by its change of last name.

What kind of person would take away from themself the last name of their dead father, a person that (allegedly) wanted as dying wish to make you happy by funding the surgery you desire to undergo so much?

Just putting things this way sounds a lot suspicious, not gonna lie

I think it has something to do with Roberts also being a male first name, that and Sorrenti being a bit closer to a stage name that you could go by than Roberts. Imagine getting dysphoria from a last name that also coincidentally happens to be a males first name though

 

[3322]

@Null supposedly is the target of a copyright suit, which Keffals knows nuffin
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Null is on estrogen
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Garden variety shitalk on Nool
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Rackets getting unbanned and talk about Metokur
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Destiny sick burn
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Discussion about the Catboy Ranch Discord
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I converted these to mp3 because the video is just someone playing the new Pokemon.

Troons are truly masters of projection. When he was talking about Null having fucked up his entire life, being unemployable but unable to go back to a normal life due to sunk cost fallacy I could have sworn he was talking about himself.

Null can always change his name and use his programming skills to get a decently paid normie job. All pictures online of him are like 10+ years old (kinda creepy how these guys are talking about teenage Null as if they want to groom him) so nobody will know who the fuck he is. But Keffals... buddy... you can never get your dick back.

 

[Telemeter]

This is such a self burn.

3. How would he know about erectdile dysfunction? He doesn’t have a cock

He was on hormones for years before the got it cut off, yet he was still a coomer through out that entire period of time.

Remember, first and foremost, Keffals is a coomer, but he had a hard time cooming with all that estrogen, so he through he might be able to coom easily if he got an vagina instead of a ruined dick.

Now he has neither, but he still a coomer, and must coom. He yearns for orgasm more than anything else in the world, but it's only a 10 year old memory for him at this point.

He would have given up those 100k for a single ejaculation if it was possible, but it isn't, he's stuck in a hell of his own making.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Sorry but any talk of a Lucas redemption arc IMO are bullshit. The only reason he’s walking it back is a severe case of butthurt and failure. Fuck you lucas where’s the arrogant little shit dancing on destiny’s grave, threatening his wife online and IRL? Where’s the cocky (lol) little bitch trying to dox Winter and telling us how we should all die? Like your gaming abilities the levels got hard and you ragequit cause your shit got pushed in. By Null AND YOUR OWN SIDE. Destiny should be nicer to you? Lol what?
I’m sorry guys just because he says a few things that are true and somewhat based, and because he’s trying to master the art of being visibly pathetic (he put EXP he’s earned into the self loathing perk) It hasn’t even been six months. He never got close to the final boss of transphobes- he handed the controller to his big brother elliot.
TLDR- no redemption arc possible here. Try again in like 2025.

 

[Simon]

Troons are truly masters of projection. When he was talking about Null having fucked up his entire life, being unemployable but unable to go back to a normal life due to sunk cost fallacy I could have sworn he was talking about himself.

Null can always change his name and use his programming skills to get a decently paid normie job. All pictures online of him are like 10+ years old (kinda creepy how these guys are talking about teenage Null as if they want to groom him) so nobody will know who the fuck he is. But Keffals... buddy... you can never get your dick back.

Having spent quite a bit of time on the cesspool that is the TG, there are quite a few people that get creepy about Josh's earlier pics. Even still, after having been told that he was a teen in them. So, I could only IMAGINE what these dickless losers would say.

And Josh has actual, definable skills that he can use. There will always be at least a few sympathetic employers that would love to have him on board. Luke has nothing. Can't coom, can't even stream properly, isn't techy. Just an all around dud.

 

[SNAFU]

Hormones don’t seem to alleviate his lil facial hair problem though
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because that darn mustache just won’t go away
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Those moobs annoy me everytime I see them. I know what he needs for Christmas

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

He was on hormones for years before the got it cut off, yet he was still a coomer through out that entire period of time.

Remember, first and foremost, Keffals is a coomer, but he had a hard time cooming with all that estrogen, so he through he might be able to coom easily if he got an vagina instead of a ruined dick.

Now he has neither, but he still a coomer, and must coom. He yearns for orgasm more than anything else in the world, but it's only a 10 year old memory for him at this point.

He would have given up those 100k for a single ejaculation if it was possible, but it isn't, he's stuck in a hell of his own making.

Lmao. Now he has to fake orgasms, just like the porn actors he fapped to so many years ago. Truly a fate worse than death.

 

[Kees H]

Yeah, sometimes I almost feel sorry for Keffals, like when he shows up on stream drunkenly slurring some nonsense and looking like a sad hobo. Then I remember everything he's done and everything he is, and that feeling quickly disappears.



Look at those crazed, hate-filled eyes. That boy's got the devil inside him. And lots of amphetamine.

The way he holds his moobs up in with his arm in this picture always makes me laugh so fucking hard. He really thought that would help his case.

 

[Telemeter]

Sorry but any talk of a Lucas redemption arc IMO are bullshit. The only reason he’s walking it back is a severe case of butthurt and failure. Fuck you lucas where’s the arrogant little shit dancing on destiny’s grave, threatening his wife online and IRL? Where’s the cocky (lol) little bitch trying to dox Winter and telling us how we should all die? Like your gaming abilities the levels got hard and you ragequit cause your shit got pushed in. By Null AND YOUR OWN SIDE. Destiny should be nicer to you? Lol what?
I’m sorry guys just because he says a few things that are true and somewhat based, and because he’s trying to master the art of being visibly pathetic (he put EXP he’s earned into the self loathing perk) It hasn’t even been six months. He never got close to the final boss of transphobes- he handed the controller to his big brother elliot.
TLDR- no redemption arc possible here. Try again in like 2025.

True, Keffals is a true sociopath, he will lie if he thinks it gets him something, but he would stab you in the back without a second thought the moment you turn away from him. That is every relationship he's had in his entire recorded life.

Literally everything he says and does is what he thinks will net him some gain, regardless of how false it is or who gets hurt in the process. And because he's a hedonistic drug addicted coomer, that also means short term gains only, he's incapable of thinking more than a week ahead, if that.

He really is evil, people need to stop being afraid to apply that label to evil men like Keffals just because it reminds them of their religious grammas. Evil people exist, call them out.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

It would be funny if Keffals relevance slips back to nothing as fast as it grew. Both rapid changes caused by the activity level on this very thread.

 

[Simon]

The way he holds his moobs up in with his arm in this picture always makes me laugh so fucking hard. He really thought that would help his case.

I have a big chest, and can recognize the old boob smush trick we women do to give ourselves better cleavage. Lucas is trying it, but failing because even smushed together, the Moobiana Trench is still glaringly obvious.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hormones don’t seem to alleviate his lil facial hair problem though
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because that darn mustache just won’t go away
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I really wish you niggers would fucking spoiler those islamic fucking moobs.
No one wants to see those pendulous fucking floppy off center man bags.