Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[YachieKicchou]

, so the respondent can opt out.

I have this vague feeling Lucas is banking on people not knowing this, and wanting Null to opt out, so Keffals can go, "see? I did something and it didn't work, now leave me alone." He might not to take it farther like that says, bringing it to federal court.
I think that'd be a very dumb and slimy thing to do but I can see it.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I have this vague feeling Lucas is banking on people not knowing this, and wanting Null to opt out, so Keffals can go, "see? I did something and it didn't work, now leave me alone." He might not to take it farther like that says, bringing it to federal court.
I think that'd be a very dumb and slimy thing to do but I can see it.

The amount of money and...intelligence that Lucas would need to make this actually happen is just beyond him. Hiring a lawyer in another country would rip apart his 100k grift bux and he is not smart enough to do it himself. He may not know this, but hurt feelings, dont count in court.

 

[Neko GF]

I will never feel sorry for Keffals, What's happening in his life Is exactly what he deserves. He projects all that dumb gay shit onto Null because all he has is Troonshiners and twitter bots.
Troons don't understand having a passion and dedication. They just want to be victims and have people throw sympathy bucks at them.

It's impossible feel sorry for someone who has exactly 0 redeemable traits. Lucas deservers to be miserable and has no one but himself to blame for it.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I would like to remind everyone that this thread now has 9 million views. Millions of people now (probably) know about how much of a grifting weirdo this guy is.

And close to 3k pages.

As far as anyone knows, Lucas's only real run-in with the law was when he reported his 30 year old former lover, troon conversion therapist and drug supplier, @AvocadosConstant, to the police for allegedly sexually assaulting him when he was 18-19. This is why the police knew Lucas as Lucas Roberts after some off-site idiot swatted him. They have his name on file.

Check out his review of how fucking an axe wound feels if you really want to know how sick and delusional the people who Lucas surrounds himself with are: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debat...about-surgically-recreated-sex-organs.127838/

Man. This was a horrifying yet hilarious detour.

 

[Pomniman]

Neo vagina is too kind. It’s a frankenvag.

I wonder how often he shaves that stache, lol. I bet it’s all bristly and stubbly too. How awkward and not womanly, poor thing.

Frankenvag still doesn't go far enough. Rot pocket or Amhole do a better job of conveying the fact that it's just a rotting surgical wound.

 

[Simon]

Frankenvag still doesn't go far enough. Rot pocket or Amhole do a better job of conveying the fact that it's just a rotting surgical wound.

I still like 'stinkditch', for obvious reasons. They are stinky and are often a gaping ditch.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Someone needs to reach out to Keffals and ask HIM how that whole dropkiwifarms campaign is going. Ana Kasparian at TYT should also do a follow up.

Ana is another tragic case of "pretty vile." Insufferable in conversation. Probably a great lay.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Sadly I too have gazed with horror upon the swamp of horror that is his ruined crotch with its prolapsed urethra and dick long since sacrificed to Slaanesh.
If I could find scopolamine I would inject it into my eyes to remove the image of failure that is Lucas's attempt to cosplay a woman.

Viewing Lucas stinkditch is the equivalent of opening the ark of the covenant for ones eyes.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Viewing Lucas stinkditch is the equivalent of opening the ark of the covenant for ones eyes.

May I see it too?
Feeling kinda suicidal in the past months...

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

May I see it too?
Feeling kinda suicidal in the past months...

Please just, take our word for it, it's what happens when a hamster end's up in a blender and you call it a vagina.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Please just, take our word for it, it's what happens when a hamster end's up in a blender and you call it a vagina.

Look... I've been pretty depressed for quite a while, and there is nothing that makes me feel better than witnessing something that makes me say "heh, glad I'm not suffering that..."
And even if it results in my souls being torn out from my very body, wouldn't that fix the problem anyway?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Feeling kinda suicidal in the past months...

dis u?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have this vague feeling Lucas is banking on people not knowing this, and wanting Null to opt out, so Keffals can go, "see? I did something and it didn't work, now leave me alone." He might not to take it farther like that says, bringing it to federal court.
I think that'd be a very dumb and slimy thing to do but I can see it.

What exactly is he saying he owns the copyright to? His gross porn pics?
I dont get it, Im probably being retarded but what exactly is he trying to achieve here?

 

[Strangolapreti]

dis u?

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I don't use twitter, it's cringe and there sexual deviants and predators like Keffals lurking into it.
I'd rather make a Inkbunny account

 

[DontLeaveMeHanging]

I would like to remind everyone that this thread now has 9 million views. Millions of people now (probably) know about how much of a grifting weirdo this guy is.

I am sure I'm by no means alone in only recently becoming aware of "Keffals". The fuss he was making about this forum made me curious.

Has he never heard of the Streisand Effect?

 

[Backinpogform]

Frankenvag still doesn't go far enough. Rot pocket or Amhole do a better job of conveying the fact that it's just a rotting surgical wound.

Given their propensity to shit themselves, I’ve always called it a second surgical arsehole

 

[Nykysnottrans]

All that hype ends with a gay copyright claim?

Take that Null, a copyright claim. That will prevent you from hosting ontologically evil, stochastic terrorism!

Re: the copyright claim, please read my post below. The named claimant isn't Keffals himself but WhiteNervosa aka Kenzie and his WhiteLeaf LLC:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dropkiwifarms.128421/post-13551162

 

[msd]

So...all that happened
-keffals now abuses drugs
-his own people have turned against him
-he's getting more and more hate with each passing day
-he's most likely hemorrhaging money


Am I missing anything?

 

[Kees H]

May I see it too?
Feeling kinda suicidal in the past months...

It's in the OP under the NSFW/Porn section if you really want to see it.. I would call it NSFL.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

The way he holds his moobs up in with his arm in this picture always makes me laugh so fucking hard. He really thought that would help his case.

Shit, holding his moobs. When I saw it I thought he was scratching at track marks on that arm.