Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Billy Bob Dick]

You know the part in a Lovecraft story where the protagonist starts to sense he's maybe going too far, and he gets warnings that he should give up his insane quest and accept that some things are better not seen by the eyes of man?
This is you right now.
You're Charles Dexter Ward and Lucas's amhole is the things in the caged pits in Joseph Curwens catacombs, except they weren't anywhere near as ugly, smelly, or nightmare inducing.
Give up this mad search, you fool.
You will know no peace once you have gazed into the Eye of Slaanesh.
Its too late for us.
Save yourself while you can.
Liberate tutame ex inferis

nice Lovecraft/Event Horizon mashup

Keffals' "tits" (moobs) are gag-inducing. They remind me of that "Family Guy" episode where Peter tries to nurse Stewie:

 

[Backinpogform]

The lifeless eyes in particular have always been the most consistent feature about him. Even when he was pre troon those eyes are completely blank, perhaps that's what happens when you try and fuck the family chihuahua
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I see the refusal to bathe and wash his hair isn’t a new thing

 

[Strangolapreti]

Biggest Keffals fan. Btw this guy is just as much of a faggot as him
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I dunno, sounds like a Keffals alt account to me...

You know the part in a Lovecraft story where the protagonist starts to sense he's maybe going too far, and he gets warnings that he should give up his insane quest and accept that some things are better not seen by the eyes of man?
This is you right now.
You're Charles Dexter Ward and Lucas's amhole is the things in the caged pits in Joseph Curwens catacombs, except they weren't anywhere near as ugly, smelly, or nightmare inducing.
Give up this mad search, you fool.
You will know no peace once you have gazed into the Eye of Slaanesh.
Its too late for us.
Save yourself while you can.
Liberate tutame ex inferis

I'm a furry, too late to save from the whole going insane shit

You okay man?

nah

It's in the OP under the NSFW/Porn section if you really want to see it.. I would call it NSFL.

Not really used to the site or forums, wdym with that?

Oh nvm found it
...
Meh, seen worse, the grs/srs horrors channel had worse stuff tbh.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

How can one man looks so repulsive? It's almost too much. The lifeless eyes, the sickly complexion, the vacantly sneering expression. Fuck you Lucas, looking at you made me suicidal. Your ugly mug needs an SCP containment protocol.

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...Is it just me, or do his eyes drift ever-so-slightly in opposite directions? Does he have a lazy eye, or is it the drugs?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I hear the spurgatory…comin round the bend…

And I ain't seen no content,
Since I don't know when,
I'm stuck here in the Stinkditch,
And time keeps draggin' on.
But those Farmers keep on sneeding,
And his dong is long gone...

 

[D4C]

-keffals now abuses drugs

Pretty sure he's already done that. Nothing too surprising there.

 

[A Sunset]

It is not a copyright claim. It is a formal start of litigation, with the FCC's Copyright Tribunal as a chosen mediator. I've not received any servicing and I don't know what this process is, but it was signed into law recently. Luke might be the first person to actually use it.

LMFAO, so to get this straight…..is he copyright claiming his fucking fart porn? I desperately want to know what content infringes his precious copyright. Because obviously he’s using this to try to take down content on his thread.

I enjoyed hearing Lucas sit with “blood enemies“ like Nick DeOrieo and AUGIE, and have to admit that the farms were still up, to lie about having filed copyright claims to take down his fart porn (LMFAO), and to sadly whinge about Josh Moon…. all because he’s a beaten dog hemmoraging followers who’s been cast aside by the journo scum.

Remember all his bluster, his unhinged rant delivered to Josh personally? Lucas really thought he was special and he was gonna bring down the Farms. He was wrong, he got lucky for a hot second and now his good fortune has left him. I hope he enjoyed his 5 milliseconds of fame.

He can’t even ratio people on Twitter anymore, his only joy in life, because he’s afwaaiid of Elon Musk. And he even has to admit in his Groomercord that Kiwi Farms is up and making fun of him daily.

Pathetic.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

LMFAO, so to get this straight…..is he copyright claiming his fucking fart porn? I desperately want to know what content infringes his precious copyright. Because obviously he’s using this to try to take down content on his thread.

I enjoyed hearing Lucas sit with “blood enemies“ like Nick DeOrieo and AUGIE, and have to admit that the farms were still up, to lie about having filed copyright claims to take down his fart porn (LMFAO), and to sadly whinge about Josh Moon…. all because he’s a beaten dog hemmoraging followers who’s been cast aside by the journo scum.

Remember all his bluster, his unhinged rant delivered to Josh personally? Lucas really thought he was special and he was gonna bring down the Farms. He was wrong, he got lucky for a hot second and now his good fortune has left him. I hope he enjoyed his 5 milliseconds of fame.

He can’t even ratio people on Twitter anymore, his only joy in life, because he’s afwaaiid of Elon Musk. And he even has to admit in his Groomercord that Kiwi Farms is up and making fun of him daily.

Pathetic.

All he ever was is a patsy. He is not good at that either.

 

[Strangolapreti]

LMFAO, so to get this straight…..is he copyright claiming his fucking fart porn? I desperately want to know what content infringes his precious copyright. Because obviously he’s using this to try to take down content on his thread.

I enjoyed hearing Lucas sit with “blood enemies“ like Nick DeOrieo and AUGIE, and have to admit that the farms were still up, to lie about having filed copyright claims to take down his fart porn (LMFAO), and to sadly whinge about Josh Moon…. all because he’s a beaten dog hemmoraging followers who’s been cast aside by the journo scum.

Remember all his bluster, his unhinged rant delivered to Josh personally? Lucas really thought he was special and he was gonna bring down the Farms. He was wrong, he got lucky for a hot second and now his good fortune has left him. I hope he enjoyed his 5 milliseconds of fame.

He can’t even ratio people on Twitter anymore, his only joy in life, because he’s afwaaiid of Elon Musk. And he even has to admit in his Groomercord that Kiwi Farms is up and making fun of him daily.

Pathetic.

It may have copyrighted the eldrich horror in between its legs that at least according to it's tweet surpasses God's design

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Yes.
Keffals is fat, and I would not have sex etc.

Keffals is fart and I would not stand close to.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Keffals is fart and I would not stand close to.

Fake... farts.

 

[TomServo]

The lifeless eyes in particular have always been the most consistent feature about him. Even when he was pre troon those eyes are completely blank, perhaps that's what happens when you try and fuck the family chihuahua
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"Y'know the thing about Keffals, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya." Bruce ~ Finding Nemo...probably.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Fake... farts.

The hunchback of faked farts
...
Hmm... maybe Disney should cast Keffals for the live action remake
And Null as Frollo, singing "Hellfire"

 

[glass_houses]

Pretty sure he's already done that. Nothing too surprising there.

If memory serves, Keffals was kicked out of his communist party because he kept misappropriating funds to pay for drugs.

I rather suspect that he suffers from anhedonia. That's why he abuses substances and desperately chases or causes drama, and generally indulges in some of the most severe self harm. Constantly trying to recreate himself etc. He's a narc who finds it hard to feel anything except elation and depression. There's no middle ground.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

If memory serves, Keffals was kicked out of his communist party because he kept misappropriating funds to pay for drugs.

I rather suspect that he suffers from anhedonia. That's why he abuses substances and desperately chases or causes drama, and generally indulges in some of the most severe self harm. Constantly trying to recreate himself etc. He's a narc who finds it hard to feel anything except elation and depression. There's no middle ground.

No, he's "not a real communist" like they always say.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Does he have a lazy eye, or is it the drugs?

It's the drugs, the drinks... and all the "other things".

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Possibly tmi-worthy but every time I see a picture of Keffals it fucks me up because I've got long dark hair that's usually in a similar style to his, it's like I looked in some kind of twisted mirror.

At least I'm not balding. Or a man.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Fake... farts.

I don’t know, wouldn’t you agree that Lucas would fart more due to how fat he is? He drinks a lot of sugary shit that would give him gas. Plus, fat italian.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

No, he's "not a real communist" like they always say.

Yeah, Lucas probably said "communism for the thea but not for me".

 

[Telemeter]

The lifeless eyes in particular have always been the most consistent feature about him. Even when he was pre troon those eyes are completely blank, perhaps that's what happens when you try and fuck the family chihuahua
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I like how he thinks the long hair hides the fact his neck is as thick as his head, LOL.