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Pretty sure the pickle was chunky because she’d been using a penis pump on it. (I am not kidding.)
Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers
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TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken
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Do the chicks that want dicks not ever look at pics of nude men before ordering their rotdogs?
I remember one from a while back that looked like an uncooked Subway foot long.
Just a foot long of doughy limp flesh,
I guess they plan on strutting around locker rooms nude and maybe smacking guys in the face with their limp psuedowangs?
The whole thing is very strange.
I remember one from a while back that looked like an uncooked Subway foot long.
Just a foot long of doughy limp flesh,
I guess they plan on strutting around locker rooms nude and maybe smacking guys in the face with their limp psuedowangs?
The whole thing is very strange.
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No.
Many of them are virgin or lesbians. They have never encountered a penis at all, let alone an everyday flaccid penis.
Their only reference is porn, where big is better and all the penises are erect. They don't realise that penises don't look like that all the time.
Don't know whether to laugh at them or cry for them.
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The regular posters in this thread are so good I’m usually crying with laughter.
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Yippee yaaaay! There'll be no double balls for toodaaay!
I've got sperms that jingle jangle jingle!
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I've decided that Sidhbh Gallagher not-so-secretly feels that the people she mutilates had it coming all along. I can't decide whether I think she's a religious conservative or a TERF - I lean towards the former - but something is up with her and I don't think she's fully on the up and up.
That was Christian Rudder, founder of the early "viral content" site TheSpark.com, which was superseded by SparkNotes. He had another project called StinkyFeet, where he didn't change his socks or wash his feet for like 6 weeks. It was the height of Web 1.0 humor. He also co-founded OkCupid and had a pretty decent indie band if you're into that kind of thing.
What a blast from the past. The guy probably has an account on the Farms.
What a blast from the past. The guy probably has an account on the Farms.
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I think Sidibhdbhdbh is just an opportunistic psychopath that saw a chance to make easy money from idiots that are easily conned, and whose own community will bully into not complaining about botched procedures, so she doesn't have to even make much of an effort.
The way she trolled the shit out of Blowhole Rylan and ghosted her confirmed it for me.
If she wasn't doing it to kids I'd be laughing along with her.
I think these troon butchers pretty much fall into 3 basic categories, based secret transphobes like that spanish doctor with the troll face profile pic, fanatical ideologues like Bowers, and amoral psychopaths like Rumer and Shidibhhbh.
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I don’t disagree with you but I still find this funny because Bowers is considered insufficiently faithful by troon activists for the comments he’s made on child transition (ie that’s it not all sunshine and rainbows).
David Glowie
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Like all classic scams, Gallagher's business model is very simple.
1. Payment in advance, cash on the barrelhead or no sale. She probably gets a nice little kickback from those medical-loan companies she's linking to.
2. Because her patients self-pay and she doesn't have to get funds out of insurers, she will chop the tits off anyone who can pay and couch it in "you are the boss of your own transition" language. No matter how fat or sick or crazy, if the payment goes through, that will more than do.
3. No malpractice insurance. OK, so she could get sued if it all goes tits-up, but good luck finding a lawyer who will do it. The patients have already signed a waiver, it's a matter of public record that she's not insured but they went with her anyway.
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I'm torn on whether I think she's truly a psychopath. Lots of surgeons have psychopathic traits, and I wouldn't be surprised if plastic surgeons had even more than the average surgeon. You sort of have to be detached, cold, and egotistical to cut up a person and rearrange bits.
The "blowhole" comment is actually what got me thinking about this. The fact that she said such a thing at all, much less directly to a patient who was scared and in pain, suggests to me that there's more to her than just opportunistic greed. I was absolutely astounded by how callous that comment was. It's something that you'd expect to hear from the most popular girl in junior high, not an adult woman. It was straight "mean girl" and given the context, it really felt like she was delighting in, or at least amused by, the suffering she had inflicted on a fellow human being. I actually find it quite chilling.
Polish Businessman
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A normal actress, no. But she's "the tranny", she can only play herself now. Her scar and its visibility only matter to the troon lobby (trendy enough vs too gross to show off), as movies go it can always be covered up or removed in post. Or they can replace her with a body double -- celebrities often get replaced with doubles to cut costs.
There's no "just" when he's that fat, he'll need the excess skin cut off. Don't get fat.
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Totally authentic muh King. Every father is prepared to have the "testicle tug talk" with their sons when their balls first drop, as well as teaching their sons to shave their shaft for the first time.
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Men, don't you hate it when one of your balls suddenly decides to move around and not fit inside of your scrotum?
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Tortellini Testicle's UL and fistula fix has not gone well. She now has wound separation and an infection. u/softasnight
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She even made a separate post to cope with this.
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d00leys has also made an enlightening comment on the above post. Ultra cope
She doesn't have high hopes her repair went well. I'd almost feel bad for her if she wasn't lying and encouraging people —including children— into getting these awful surgeries. This is just karma.
She even made a separate post to cope with this.
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A week ago I had my stage 3 phalloplasty which was Glansplasty and Urethroplasty. The Urethroplasty was done to fix a small fistula at the base of my phallus.
The surgery itself went really well. The Glansplasty looks great and the Urethroplasty was the best-case scenario and didn’t even need a buccal graft. Now a week later things are not looking good.
A couple of days into my recovery I noticed I was dripping some liquid which from experience is a sign a wound is open. Fast forward to yesterday at my first post-op appointment. My Urethroplasty site is infected and opening up. Right now the hole is small but it’s slowly getting bigger. I just started a stronger antibiotic but I fear it might be too late for the site to close up on its own and not get worse.
I’m obviously very emotionally distraught about this. Before going into surgery I was already having big feelings such as sadness and grief for needing more surgery and having a catheter again. I was only supposed to have a catheter for 2 weeks and now it looks like it’s gonna be longer and maybe even another surgery.
I feel a lot of frustration and sadness seeing that this has been my third surgery and things are just so difficult. I feel so much trauma around having a catheter since my first surgery I had a catheter for six weeks then I had a complication and I had to have a catheter for two weeks and my last surgery I had a catheter for seven weeks and now here I am with a catheter for who knows how long.
It’s a difficult time because it's really early so a lot could happen. Things could heal up and be fine or everything could fall apart and I just have to sit here and wait for it to happen. I’m so tired of all of this and could really use some help from the community so if anyone has any advice or uplifting words that would be really great.
The surgery itself went really well. The Glansplasty looks great and the Urethroplasty was the best-case scenario and didn’t even need a buccal graft. Now a week later things are not looking good.
A couple of days into my recovery I noticed I was dripping some liquid which from experience is a sign a wound is open. Fast forward to yesterday at my first post-op appointment. My Urethroplasty site is infected and opening up. Right now the hole is small but it’s slowly getting bigger. I just started a stronger antibiotic but I fear it might be too late for the site to close up on its own and not get worse.
I’m obviously very emotionally distraught about this. Before going into surgery I was already having big feelings such as sadness and grief for needing more surgery and having a catheter again. I was only supposed to have a catheter for 2 weeks and now it looks like it’s gonna be longer and maybe even another surgery.
I feel a lot of frustration and sadness seeing that this has been my third surgery and things are just so difficult. I feel so much trauma around having a catheter since my first surgery I had a catheter for six weeks then I had a complication and I had to have a catheter for two weeks and my last surgery I had a catheter for seven weeks and now here I am with a catheter for who knows how long.
It’s a difficult time because it's really early so a lot could happen. Things could heal up and be fine or everything could fall apart and I just have to sit here and wait for it to happen. I’m so tired of all of this and could really use some help from the community so if anyone has any advice or uplifting words that would be really great.
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d00leys has also made an enlightening comment on the above post. Ultra cope
I'm so sorry you're having to deal with this. Complications are devastating and incredibly disheartening.
As I'm sure you know, UL is often the trickiest part of everything. They can fix nearly anything but it's incredibly frustrating just how long it all can take. Especially when you need more procedures than you initially expected.
You're definitely not alone in this. I had my UL fixed 6 weeks ago. I was supposed to have a cath for 3 weeks, which turned into 5, which turned into 7... and I wouldn't be surprised if next week they'll tell me they're gonna swap my current foley for an SP again. Catheters simply suck and life is so much better without them. It sucks to need them, it sucks to have them for longer than intended.
I'm at a similar place as you. Either everything will heal and I will be completely fine and able to STP in a few weeks. OR I will get an SP again and have another repair surgery. It's exhausting, it's depressing, it's anxiety inducing. I 100% feel you on that.
I try to keep my eye on the prize. At the end of all this, I will be able to STP and I will have a functional UL. It's taking longer than I had hoped. But I will live the rest of my life with my dick and UL. That's what I try to keep in mind. As endless as it feels, this is only temporary.
Hang in there. It sucks, but you will get through. You're gonna be okay, as shitty as everything may feel right now. We got this.
As I'm sure you know, UL is often the trickiest part of everything. They can fix nearly anything but it's incredibly frustrating just how long it all can take. Especially when you need more procedures than you initially expected.
You're definitely not alone in this. I had my UL fixed 6 weeks ago. I was supposed to have a cath for 3 weeks, which turned into 5, which turned into 7... and I wouldn't be surprised if next week they'll tell me they're gonna swap my current foley for an SP again. Catheters simply suck and life is so much better without them. It sucks to need them, it sucks to have them for longer than intended.
I'm at a similar place as you. Either everything will heal and I will be completely fine and able to STP in a few weeks. OR I will get an SP again and have another repair surgery. It's exhausting, it's depressing, it's anxiety inducing. I 100% feel you on that.
I try to keep my eye on the prize. At the end of all this, I will be able to STP and I will have a functional UL. It's taking longer than I had hoped. But I will live the rest of my life with my dick and UL. That's what I try to keep in mind. As endless as it feels, this is only temporary.
Hang in there. It sucks, but you will get through. You're gonna be okay, as shitty as everything may feel right now. We got this.
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There are two ways of reading this:
Everything hurts so bad that an open lesion isn't especially painful
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There's so little sensitivity in the area that an open lesion isn't especially painful
It reminds me of diabetics where their feet get so fucked up that they get gnarly wounds and don't notice.
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Lol at the dainty painted fingernail vs. the skin tube. Kind of puts into perspective how ridiculous everything about phallo is
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Ha, I was literally going to reply to that comment with, "I lean toward money-grubbing psychopath" for Sibbibbibbibbi
The shocking and chilling desregard for the humanity of her patients, combined with the methed-up big-grin tropical shirt pics, and the utterly shitty stitch-work say psychopath to me.
The money-lust is her driver, I guess.