"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Ophelia]

Why is it our responsibility to arm a manchild who can't even win a knife fight against a potato.

Because him too lazy and bad at budgeting to pay for toys himself. Wah wah wah.

Hilarious that he constantly uses "we".

I love how he calls everything “executive decisions.” It reminds me of how asshole murderer Leonard Lake called everything “ops” no matter how mundane.

Still hasn't said anything about shooter being non-binary, but I doubt it'll ever happen. Can't poke a hole in the echo chamber and narrative.

And it’s so easy to do. “Sad NB is weaponized by mean TV people with internalized queerphobia; takes self-hatred out on others.” You can have that one for free, Phil. Merry Christmas.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Because him too lazy and bad at budgeting to pay for toys himself. Wah wah wah.

He doesn’t get how dumb he sounds. “I can’t afford to eat, because my priority is more weapons, even though I already have loads and I never recount any specific instances of me using them.” No one is thinking, “What a brave Antifa warrior,” they’re thinking, “How are you supposed to fight if you haven’t eaten?”

Well, no, they’re probably thinking, “Shit, time to humour that retard again.”

I love how he calls everything “executive decisions.” It reminds me of how asshole murderer Leonard Lake called everything “ops” no matter how mundane.

Like all stupid people, he thinks people are impressed by big words.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

With Phil, I sometimes wonder what the dream is. Does he genuinely want to be the leader of Antifa, or do his ambitions go no further than just looking cool? Is he even capable of imagining the future?

Remember Australatina, and how Phil wasn't even the leader of his own made up country? He was the head of road signs or some shit?

Yeah.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Remember Australatina, and how Phil wasn't even the leader of his own made up country? He was the head of road signs or some shit?

Yeah.

Tbh he's always been a store brand version of CWC. In his imaginationland, he's some low level bureucrat in charge of... traffic planning. CWC is the God-Emperor/Mayor of CWCville (and has superpowers and superpowered army at his beck and call). ADF troons out, nobody notices so he needs to remind people that he's supposed to be a brown woman, instead of pudgy white man. CWC at least tries. Phil shits himself when things get hot. CWC gets a hooker. ADF lies about his gonad operation. CWC cuts his perineum open. ADF has weird mommy issues. CWC - oh roight, better not to go there.

 

[Adamska]

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Cissies! Be our accomplice or else!
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You don't even use the shitty pepper spray you hoard Phil so why should anyone pay for your retardation making you starve a couple days. Also unlike guns, pepper spray is not a cool weapon unless you have that paintball style air gun that disperses it. And even then that's still goofy and pointless.

 

[The Dude]

What's the point of attacking a Christian church over a fat gender-special faggot shooting up a club full of other faggots? How are Christians to blame of faggot on queermo violence? That is like blaming white people for niggers shooting niggers in South Chicago.

And "CIS allies" arming trannies is a really bad idea because it's against the law to give mentally ill, violent retards with no self-control deadly weapons. If you arm someone who shouldn't have weapons and they use that weapon to harm or kill another person, then you are guilty as an accessory to that crime. But we all know that Phil is hoping someone will buy him a real gun because he's too dirt-dick poor to buy one himself, and would be turned away by the shop employees if he did have the money.

 

[Ophelia]

Phil has a fantasy of cis people lining up to each give a member of an army of trans women a gun before bowing and backing away respectfully, lowering themselves into a kneeling position while the trans women look sternly on with grim approval. He desperately wants to be feared, respected and kowtowed to. Desperately.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil has a fantasy of cis people lining up to each give a member of an army of trans women a gun before bowing and backing away respectfully, lowering themselves into a kneeling position while the trans women look sternly on with grim approval. He desperately wants to be feared, respected and kowtowed to. Desperately.

Instead, people back away because he’s a lunatic, and smells.

It’s hard to believe Phil is nearly 40. Middle-aged, and still pretending to be a rebellious teenage punk (and expecting other people to play along). It’s hilariously tragic.

But then, Phil is an actual re.tard (which is why he gets govt disability bucks). He can’t help acting like a sped when he is one. Make the “executive decision” to pay your bills and buy some cheese, sir. Maybe that way you won’t be so dependent on begging cash from other people.

Mr I Hate America, only until welfare check day comes around and he takes govt cash as fast as he can. They own you, Phil. You’re about as anti fascist as some banker. Buying pepper spray to pose at home and say how dangerous you are is no threat, it’s an amusement to the powers that be.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You don't even use the shitty pepper spray you hoard Phil so why should anyone pay for your retardation making you starve a couple days. Also unlike guns, pepper spray is not a cool weapon unless you have that paintball style air gun that disperses it. And even then that's still goofy and pointless.

Ah yes the "pepperball" although those have the advantage of stinging like a mofo if you get hit by one. It's the same as getting hit with a paintball at close range.

But Taters wouldn't be able to afford one of those if he has to beg hardcore online for $200. The launcher costs almost $600 and the ammo isn't cheap.

How are Christians to blame of faggot on queermo violence?

It's because they're an easy target and they deny Taters his totally real gender identity.

Phil has a fantasy of cis people lining up to each give a member of an army of trans women a gun before bowing and backing away respectfully, lowering themselves into a kneeling position while the trans women look sternly on with grim approval. He desperately wants to be feared, respected and kowtowed to. Desperately.

Oh yeah. Taters wants power. He wants to be feared. This is why he claims to be the Crime Minister and Superspud of Antifa. It's why he tried to make "Izzy Hell" a thing. And it's why in that cheese sandwich video he said he knew cops and could get somebody arrested if they didn't watch their step.

He desperately wants to be seen as a big badass, feared by many and having actual tangible power he can exercise. And then he waddles in wearing his tacticool gear smelling of foot fungus, BO and shit and people leave the room because he reeks.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

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A karambit...Phil is going to try to use a karambit

Now I'm not dissing on karambits wholesale, but that is exactly NOT the knife that taters needs. He doesn't have an MA system that integrates it. The disadvantages in reach with and "reverse" (icepick) grip is going to be exacerbated with his flabby arms and shambling-footwork-inspiring heft.
He'd be better off with a good ole pig sticker (which is the whole point reach, minimum training, simpler technique)

I don't see any emmerson wave or anything
which means he's not going to be able to deploy it in time OR he's going to carry it open....he'll probably catch a brandishing charge

The funniest part is...I'm betting he didn't even check if the ring will fit his fat finger in his bitchin gloves (it's why the bigger fox is so big)


It's almost as good as his autistic handler who would pal around with him in "combat sorrels"
(no knock on sorrels either, they are super comfy and great for shoveling snow, taking out the wintr garbage in your bathrobe, all kinds of stuff)

 

[obliviousbeard]

A karambit...Phil is going to try to use a karambit

Hey, that's gonna be glorified letter opener, if no threatening looking potatoes end up in his hovel! He's not going to bring a knife into a gunfight, since only way he gets into any confrontations are in his power fantasy social media posts.

 

[The Dude]

@Sonichu-choo trainwreck Karambits are cool knives and can be very effective, but they're much like Katanas where you need to know what you're actually doing with them to be utilizing their full potential. Karambits have a whole martial arts system around them and they become a liability and potentially a hazard to the user when used outside of their fighting system. Katanas likewise can't just be swung and hacked with and need finesse and a particular cutting technique, or otherwise the blade can easily snap. Most people with Karambits these days are a lot like people who buy Katanas: they're edgy faggots who think owning/carrying one makes them a cool badass.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

@Sonichu-choo trainwreck Karambits are cool knives and can be very effective, but they're much like Katanas where you need to know what you're actually doing with them to be utilizing their full potential. Karambits have a whole martial arts system around them and they become a liability and potentially a hazard to the user when used outside of their fighting system. Katanas likewise can't just be swung and hacked with and need finesse and a particular cutting technique, or otherwise the blade can easily snap. Most people with Karambits these days are a lot like people who buy Katanas: they're edgy faggots who think owning/carrying one makes them a cool badass.

Yup, agreed
that's what MA is in my OP Martial Arts (sorry for not being clear on that, I could have just typed it out)

Now I'm not dissing on karambits wholesale, but that is exactly NOT the knife that taters needs. He doesn't have an MA system that integrates it. T

I'm not a universal pooh pooher
(hell I've got a couple myself - I used my provoke compact today...albiet to open a persnickety box without cutting into it! - though I wish they'd make a left hand version, as an offhand auxiliary)

it makes more sense in something like kali/arnis where the techniques are essentially the same motion patterns as the open hand techniques.
That's not really tater boy though and all his weaknesses as a blob are just going to carry over


Philly Phil though really needs a more KISS combative system using a pig sticker like the Kasper method. ... extremely simplified motion patterns and a tool based approach
Sadly for Phil, it makes for shitty, boring film choreography though and the knives just wind up looking like the simple durable tools that they are and you don't see them in call of duty XXXII : the shadow war within
Even worse from a Phil perspective...some of them aren't even black!!!!
So our boy ain't gonna bite

As is, he will rule the mall with his tactical loadout...until the security guard at hot topic kicks him out


huh, speaking of carrying over motion patterns, maybe He'll develop Phil form Fu
blob orders extra cheese
into
Troon stabs potato
to
Fake Latinx shits pants

 

[AnOminous]

So our boy ain't gonna bite

This pussy is never going to use anything that would involve getting close enough to anyone to fuck around with knives. First he's a pussy and second they'd just knock him on his fat ass.

The most he'd do is hide behind some other batch of faggots and shoot pepper spray, probably being so retarded he hits the people he's hiding behind instead of the targets.

That's probably why someone talked him into getting gel because they know he's a retard and want to limit the damage he can cause.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

That's probably why someone talked him into getting gel because they know he's a retard and want to limit the damage he can cause.

IIRC the one time it looks like he did actually use some pepper spay (it was with Lt Sorrels) in a crowd, it sure looked like he oversprayed into his tankie comrades or whatever they call themselve

 

[Falcon Sebben]

A karambit...Phil is going to try to use a karambit

You can't cut a potato with a karambit. Sure you can hack autistically at one but you can't really use it especially without training. They look cool but they're only really dangerous in the right hands.

Katanas likewise can't just be swung and hacked with and need finesse and a particular cutting technique, or otherwise the blade can easily snap.

Or bend especially if it's a cheap mall ninja type.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Spuds deleted his Twitter.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Spuds deleted his Twitter.

Probably going to make some other post on some other site about solidarity or something.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah, the only confirmed instance that we know of where Phil deployed pepper spray against "Fascists", he was hiding behind a human shield of about a dozen of his "comrades", he was trying to pepper spray about two or three "Fascists", and the wind blew the pepper spray back into the faces of all the Antifaggots Phil was cowering behind and barely a drop hit the people he was aiming at (who were at a pretty long range for pepper spray). Phil basically got all emotionally worked up and excited to pepper spray mean old conservatives, and in his arousal and excitement ended up spraying the people who are supposed to be on his side.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil basically got all emotionally worked up and excited to pepper spray mean old conservatives, and in his arousal and excitement ended up spraying the people who are supposed to be on his side.

He shot off prematurely like the emotionally stunted retard he is. Probably jizzed his pants prematurely too.