Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
As a former soccer player myself I can't fucking stand to watch the game. Bunch of pussies on both sides who the second they get touched break down like they got shot. It's embarrassing to watch. If I want to watch someone fake getting hit I'll watch wrasslin'.

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Nose man getting in on the Ye grift.
 
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As a former soccer player myself I can't fucking stand to watch the game. Bunch of pussies on both sides who the second they get touched break down like they got shot. It's embarrassing to watch. If I want to watch someone fake getting hit I'll watch wrasslin'.
I'm not saying soccer is great. I'm not a fan myself. I'm just saying on the list of gay shit that's making shit gayer, that's well outside the top 10.

Case in point, it's amusing to me to think that Nick's audience would agro over him talking about soccer, but some of those same people will just go ahead and ignore the bottle in the ass. LOL.
 
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I'm not saying soccer is great. I'm not a fan myself. I'm just saying on the list of gay shit that's making shit gayer, that's well outside the top 10.

Case in point, it's amusing to me to think that Nick's audience would agro over him talking about soccer, but some of those same people will just go ahead and ignore the bottle in the ass. LOL.
I hope he did get some aggro. Texas has a serial killer border agent trial and this mofo is streaming gheyball? At least he's trying to grift a interview with Ye who stormed off TimCast tonight after Tim Tool couldn't read the room and blew his interview.
 
As a former soccer player myself I can't fucking stand to watch the game. Bunch of pussies on both sides who the second they get touched break down like they got shot. It's embarrassing to watch. If I want to watch someone fake getting hit I'll watch wrasslin'.

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Nose man getting in on the Ye grift.
He should have Joe on and discuss the Jewish involvement in the slave trade.
 
Hence his failure on rumble. He outright refused to engage with the chat on rumble and only mentioned it to bash the implementation.
Yup.
There is a lot of topics he doesn't engage in because he's on youtube. Election stuff and covid are no go. I am guessing troon stuff and pedo stuff will be the same in the near future as they are protected classes. He could easily just ignore it like all those topics.
But to be fair, he doesn’t ignore people asking about the topics. He’ll let them and then explain why he can’t while making very clear his views. Heck when he was covering the Trump lawsuits he rountinely said what they were doing was bs and he did an entire video on the times article.

My point is to say he usually addresses the issue or at least answers the chat even when he doesn’t want to.
 
DnD stream which apparently nobody else likes is live.
I tried giving it a background listen, but I just can't. That disparu fellow is fucking weird man, would not surprise me if he ends up with a mountain of skeletons in the closet.
And Magic Mike or whatever his name is seem to operate on 2 modes; loud and louder.

Besides, I'm picky. Am not usually a fan of these DnD streams as I prefer a game where the consequences for your actions are proportionate. But it's in the best interest of the stream to keep the players alive at all cost to retain viewers which in my experience leads to the players doing stupid shit that gets more and more retarded, I'm probably just too old and grumpy to enjoy that sort of entertainment.
 
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The liquor bottle in the ass was one thing, but squishing your testicles into a rubber grip so you can fuck your wife with them as if you had a dog penis... that is insanely fucked up. I can't believe he live streamed about the Balldo and it was these pictures that got a rise. Maybe my timeline is off and they "came out" first.
 
The liquor bottle in the ass was one thing, but squishing your testicles into a rubber grip so you can fuck your wife with them as if you had a dog penis... that is insanely fucked up. I can't believe he live streamed about the Balldo and it was these pictures that got a rise. Maybe my timeline is off and they "came out" first.
He'd claimed there would be a baldo review first, but hadn't done it yet.
 
As a former soccer player myself I can't fucking stand to watch the game. Bunch of pussies on both sides who the second they get touched break down like they got shot. It's embarrassing to watch. If I want to watch someone fake getting hit I'll watch wrasslin'.

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Nose man getting in on the Ye grift.
This could be fun. Ye being retarded all over the place.
 
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Finally got around to watching the recent stream. At or just after 3:20 in the most recent stream
(https://rumble.com/v1x6dn8-amber-heards-amicus-briefs-in-support-of-her-appeal.html) Nick reveals that he passed out at his household Thanksgiving dinner table (narcolepsy, he was sober) while shirtless. Have fun speculating about the usage of clothing in his household.
The hate watchers for Nick are fucking lazy for not catching this.
Edit: and soon after he discloses (3:35) that rumble didn't offer enough and he turned them down... idk if anyone posted this was confirmed.
 
Finally got around to watching the recent stream. At or just after 3:20 in the most recent stream
(https://rumble.com/v1x6dn8-amber-heards-amicus-briefs-in-support-of-her-appeal.html) Nick reveals that he passed out at his household Thanksgiving dinner table (narcolepsy, he was sober) while shirtless. Have fun speculating about the usage of clothing in his household.
The hate watchers for Nick are fucking lazy for not catching this.
Edit: and soon after he discloses (3:35) that rumble didn't offer enough and he turned them down... idk if anyone posted this was confirmed.
I wonder what the Rumble number was? 100k? 200k? Presumably not enough to offset no super chats as earned on youtube last year (half million?)? But who knows when there will be another Rittenhouse or Depp case?

I didn't start hate watching Rackets, he had some genuinely interesting views and takes, and brought in interesting people. (Chad dads, big brain, etc.) It's not even the platform changes that caused my drop-off. After some time, especially over the last year, it began to feel like work to watch a Rackets stream. So I stopped. If I see an interesting topic, I'll drop in. There is way more content out there than I have time to consume.
 
I wonder what the Rumble number was? 100k? 200k? Presumably not enough to offset no super chats as earned on youtube last year (half million?)? But who knows when there will be another Rittenhouse or Depp case?

I didn't start hate watching Rackets, he had some genuinely interesting views and takes, and brought in interesting people. (Chad dads, big brain, etc.) It's not even the platform changes that caused my drop-off. After some time, especially over the last year, it began to feel like work to watch a Rackets stream. So I stopped. If I see an interesting topic, I'll drop in. There is way more content out there than I have time to consume.
20% of what he was making on YouTube is what he keeps harping on, so the deal isn't enough to even make him consider anything above what he makes on superberries is what I gather.
 
Nick: "So Ye, balls or no balls".
Ye: *Proceeds to rant about how the Jews run the porn industry and use its influence to destroy civilizations*
If Kanye had any sense of humor, and wanted to troll Nick, he'd argue that the Balldo is the Jewish invention and Nick is helping enable their global takeover by promoting it.

I'd watch that debate slapfight, and so would the rest of you (don't lie).

Edit: and soon after he discloses (3:35) that rumble didn't offer enough and he turned them down... idk if anyone posted this was confirmed.
I'm telling you, the rate things are going on the Internet, he's gonna have to revisit this sooner or later if/when (and I think when) he gets yeeted off Youtube. Except then, Rumble would be negotiating from a position of strength because any offer they present him with would be greater than zero.

By emphasizing short-term Superchat profits on Youtube, he's not securing his long-term future and accepting that Alphabet is terminally infected with woke.

20% of what he was making on YouTube is what he keeps harping on, so the deal isn't enough to even make him consider anything above what he makes on superberries is what I gather.
It's absolutely the superberries. Back when he had PPP on the first time, he let slip that he made five figures in superberries from that show alone. He's undoubtedly had more profitable shows since then.
 
20% of what he was making on YouTube is what he keeps harping on, so the deal isn't enough to even make him consider anything above what he makes on superberries is what I gather.
So probably somewhere in the neighborhood of $100,000-200k. Plus whatever Rumble Rants he bothered to try to collect (which he collects 10%-40% more of), plus locals. I'd hope his gamble was right for his kids' sake, but I'm sure the trust fund will cover them if not.
 
So probably somewhere in the neighborhood of $100,000-200k. Plus whatever Rumble Rants he bothered to try to collect (which he collects 10%-40% more of), plus locals. I'd hope his gamble was right for his kids' sake, but I'm sure the trust fund will cover them if not.
If he got permabanned it would take months if not years until the locals dropped off.... people counting on him coming back, eventually lose interest, and forget to cancel until the credit card expires.
 
If he got permabanned it would take months if not years until the locals dropped off.... people counting on him coming back, eventually lose interest, and forget to cancel until the credit card expires.
That's a good point, many such cases about zombie Patreons still milking idiots on the inertia principle. (Lowtax, Zoe Quinn, Nostalgia Chick, et al.) The only obstacle to locals would be if the locals lewds cross a line and his account gets banned.
 
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