DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I took a break from him mostly cause IRL shit and he's just so boring. Put him on as background noise yesterday. Is there a single thing he talked about that wasn't made up? He rushed to clean an oven and got in a 300ºF oven to frantically clean it. He JUMPED INTO AN OVEN that was 300ºF to clean it.

how has Piggy and Khetwinkle not burned down thier gated community or all of renton? Isn't there adult protective sevices? bitch tits fucking claims he went into an on oven to clean it. Fuck straining his back, he's such a bad liar that he wants his dents to believe he clean an oven by "getting in there" while IT WAS STILL ON.

Jesus christ, how dirty was this oven?

Bitch lies so much he actually makes himself look like a nonfunctional mental patient who should be in hospice care where you only eat jello with a dull safety spoon.

Then there was the monitor story which I mean, I still don't even know wtf he said.

He had 2 monitors then one died so he bought one before black friday but then also bought one on black friday because a friend a long time ago bought an insigna tv that died so he got a gaming monitor but since his old monitor was 60hz and this one was 165hz it was ghosting but he doesn't need all that gamer shit but bought a gaming monitor anyway on black firday and got it the next day and set it up but also bought it before black friday.

what!?!??!?!?!?
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
Like always "viewers choice" is just Phil's choice
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There's something so soulless about exclusively playing digital games. I really only use steam but it feels like something's lost when you have to say "only digital downloads for current gen"

No Code Vein again? Is he really just not playing it out of spite? I mean i'm not surprised but I feel like he's the only one bringing it up. Besides i hear it's an anime style, dark souls style, beat 'em up with MASSIVE customization. At this point i'd think we'd get a Quiet Man situation where someone just coughs up the dosh.

Don't know why that bothered me so much but there you go. *snort*
 
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Did piggy get a credit card?
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I'm inclined to think he hasn't. At the time of the bank leaks (well after the bankruptcy) he didn't have any, and the siren song of the hogans was playing just as sweetly then as now. My theory still is that he thinks he can't get credit cards and all the vultures sending him offers are nudniks who don't know how to run a business.
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
I took a break from him mostly cause IRL shit and he's just so boring. Put him on as background noise yesterday. Is there a single thing he talked about that wasn't made up? He rushed to clean an oven and got in a 300ºF oven to frantically clean it. He JUMPED INTO AN OVEN that was 300ºF to clean it.

how has Piggy and Khetwinkle not burned down thier gated community or all of renton? Isn't there adult protective sevices? bitch tits fucking claims he went into an on oven to clean it. Fuck straining his back, he's such a bad liar that he wants his dents to believe he clean an oven by "getting in there" while IT WAS STILL ON.

Jesus christ, how dirty was this oven?

Bitch lies so much he actually makes himself look like a nonfunctional mental patient who should be in hospice care where you only eat jello with a dull safety spoon.

Then there was the monitor story which I mean, I still don't even know wtf he said.

He had 2 monitors then one died so he bought one before black friday but then also bought one on black friday because a friend a long time ago bought an insigna tv that died so he got a gaming monitor but since his old monitor was 60hz and this one was 165hz it was ghosting but he doesn't need all that gamer shit but bought a gaming monitor anyway on black firday and got it the next day and set it up but also bought it before black friday.

what!?!??!?!?!?
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I wish he had burned to death in that oven. Motherfucker really is a Roach. Surviving everything. Is it me or does Kat always fuck something and DSP comes in to save the day? Like this, the kitchen sink, the shower handle, the ant invasion. Somehow DSP always makes himself out to be a hero fighting a huge battle.
 
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I heard Kat finally ponied up the money for their Day Awf. And Phil was... happy about it? Whuuuut? So why is Phil the only one who seems to pay for everything? For all the dents he has helping pay for Kats leisurely lifestyle I would hope he's letting some off them smash too.
 
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myone said:
Stop sucking Metokur's cock. Not wanting to be interviewed by Jim is one of the most sane and understandable things Dave has ever done. There's absolutely 0 chance that it would be good for Phil.
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Two things:
  1. It never mattered who would interview DSP because all it takes is one google search to learn any of Phil's many controversial moments. Whether he dodged Jim's interview for optics or because he knows Jim would just use that opportunity to troll, it won't stop people from asking the hard questions that Phil doesn't want people to ask.

  2. DSP is not in the position to pick and choose who interviews him. Remember, people only know DSP as "that one dude who was caught masturbating on a live stream". No rando is going to interview someone like that, and that interviewer would also likely get trolled by proxy, just like everyone who tries to give DSP a shot. So his only options are the YouTubers that already know him. And yet, he dropped Keemstar and he dropped ReviewTechUSA before he dropped Jim. And, surprise, no one else wants to interview him.
I totally agree with you, but I'm just saying that one of the most hated khantent creators on YouTube can't act like he has options on who can interview him. If he's so desperate to "clear the air" then he'd just fall in with whoever was open to interviewing him. But we know he won't because he needs the interview to rewrite history, have the interviewer to take his lies as gospel, and hopefully get an unwitting ball in his court.
 
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Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
I totally agree with you, but I'm just saying that one of the most hated khantent creators on YouTube can't act like he has options on who can interview him. If he's so desperate to "clear the air" then he'd just fall in with whoever was open to interviewing him. But we know he won't because he needs the interview to rewrite history, have the interviewer to take his lies as gospel, and hopefully get an unwitting ball in his court.
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phil is desperate for a redemption arc, without the hassle of.. you know.. redeeming himself
phil watches a christmas carol and literally thinks "wow, scrooge woke up one day and everyone loves him suddenly"
 
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Kosher Dill said:
I'm inclined to think he hasn't. At the time of the bank leaks (well after the bankruptcy) he didn't have any, and the siren song of the hogans was playing just as sweetly then as now. My theory still is that he thinks he can't get credit cards and all the vultures sending him offers are nudniks who don't know how to run a business.
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I believe he has gotten a credit card since the leaks. I noticed a couple months back he was spending thousands on hogans when he had several low tip streams. He also keeps mentioning how he doesn't have credit, which means he does have credit. I just think his plan was to get a card asap and slide into another bankruptcy.
 
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So it doesn't snow in his area except when it snows so it wasn't supposed to snow today but was supposed to snow later in the day but not a lot of snow but wasn't supposed to snow because it they don't get snow except when they do get snow which wasn't supposed to happen but it also was supposed to snow...

gin brain is fascinating
EDIT - also down there...doesn't she work like a 5 min drive away? What does snow outside have to do with his camera looking shit almost black and white?
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
So it doesn't snow in his area except when it snows so it wasn't supposed to snow today but was supposed to snow later in the day but not a lot of snow but wasn't supposed to snow because it they don't get snow except when they do get snow which wasn't supposed to happen but it also was supposed to snow...

gin brain is fascinating
EDIT - also down there...doesn't she work like a 5 min drive away? What does snow outside have to do with his camera looking shit almost black and white?
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the roads were wet. That's all it is. And fhet could stand to lose a few walking to work.

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