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Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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Guys, he has his own set of Autism Papers!
Mostly he just wants to use the psych eval to prove that he's not stupid because his tested IQ is 91. Oh, honey. That's not how IQ tests work. 100 is not a perfect score; 91 doesn't mean you got an A-.
If you have the patience to pause at the right moments, some of the tidbits in other parts of the papers are pretty telling.
- An earlier psychologist diagnosed him with paranoid personality disorder. The psych who did this eval suggests he has an unspecified personality disorder with passive-aggressive attributes.
- He spent twelve days in jail after becoming belligerent with police who told him he had to clean his hoard from his yard.
- This sentence: "This gentleman is quite the underachiever."
- Because of this, he has a tendency to exaggerate his few accomplishments (such as his ability to recite the Gettysburg Address) in order to impress people.
- He likes to achieve the greatest level of authority possible with the least amount of effort and then exploit that authority for attention. For example, he tried to tell the Red Cross that he had previously held an administrative position with the organization. When they checked his claim, they found out he'd only volunteered. He's now banned him from even volunteering. For the record, the Red Cross hires convicted felons, so he must have pitched quite the tantrum.
- He met his ex-wife through an ad in the newspaper.
- Not unrelated, his longest job was delivering the local paper for ten years. He was a paperboy from his teens to well in his twenties.
- He gets pretty salty when the psychologist misidentifies his fake Ph.D. for a psych degree and not a religious philosophy degree. Likewise when the shrink suggests that his credentials are not valid and that none of his diplomas are from accredited schools.
- We get a brief rambling history of the internet as he tries to explain that the Universal Life Church is a real church.
Mostly he just wants to use the psych eval to prove that he's not stupid because his tested IQ is 91. Oh, honey. That's not how IQ tests work. 100 is not a perfect score; 91 doesn't mean you got an A-.
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He fails to realize or mention that a true doctorate takes year upon years of collage. Not $100 and a quiz.
Edit: There alot more info there than even what you got out. I'd have to slow it down to frame by frame but from a quick look he and his wife also had some sort of dependancy charges?
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Edit: Didn't realize this was 'murica, and it was in mg/dL.
For non diabetics, blood sugar levels of 3.9 to 6.9 mmol/L (70 to 125 mg/dL) are considered normal, and fluctuates with your muscle activity. I think Bob 'keeps his sugars steady' because he does not want to bother with actually maintaining a diet which involves watching his sugar levels.
Constantly high sugar levels also means his body is suffering. Diabetics often lose their legs and suffer from kidney failure because high sugar levels and lack of activity really punish those limbs and organs.
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If his blood sugar level were in the 300 he would be in a coma. The good doctor Pastor Faggot is full of it. http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/diabetic-coma/basics/definition/con-20025691
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The 5.0 to 7.0 mmol/L only apply outside of the US. United States uses a system where low to high ranges between 80 and 120 mg/dL. A blood sugar of 300+ in the US is extremely high, but survivable.
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Well, we can see where his teeth went. They look like, in that video, that they've never seen a toothbrush before.
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I went through parts of his book using the Surprise me! feature on Amazon (http://archive.md/YEAte) and I found some interesting tidbits that I figured I'd share. I apologize if any of it has already been posted previously
1. His dad is (probably) totally a pedo
2. He sued an alarm system company over $1 (and involved the state attorney general apparently)
3. The American president and democrats are ushering in the anti-christ.. as a bonus, a female democrat representative is the beast out of the sea?
4. Creepy friend tries to engage in threesome (twice!), but the marriage bed is honorable before God
5. He was (is?) part of the radio patrol and was not only interviewed for a newspaper article, he and the radio patrol won a community service award
6. HARCATUS totally didn't care that he was dying and made him wait his turn. AND they called the police. Spoiler: It was just the flu
7. Apparently pornography is fine as long as you're masturbating with other boys
8. He had to leave his church because he couldn't shut up about his problems and his pastor told him to knock it off
9. He received a call from the sheriff's office because he solicited a sick girl's parents for money
10. Apparently he's magic. Or at least his toy guns and teeth are
11. 2 landlords over 4 years have asked him to move his mobile home because it's poisoning the land (if I understand correctly) and making him and his wife/fiancee sick. It's totally the chlorinated village water guys.
12. And last but not least, I think I know why he's so angry guys
(Edited to fix my Amazon link.. sorry, I'm new)
1. His dad is (probably) totally a pedo
2. He sued an alarm system company over $1 (and involved the state attorney general apparently)
3. The American president and democrats are ushering in the anti-christ.. as a bonus, a female democrat representative is the beast out of the sea?
4. Creepy friend tries to engage in threesome (twice!), but the marriage bed is honorable before God
5. He was (is?) part of the radio patrol and was not only interviewed for a newspaper article, he and the radio patrol won a community service award
6. HARCATUS totally didn't care that he was dying and made him wait his turn. AND they called the police. Spoiler: It was just the flu
7. Apparently pornography is fine as long as you're masturbating with other boys
8. He had to leave his church because he couldn't shut up about his problems and his pastor told him to knock it off
9. He received a call from the sheriff's office because he solicited a sick girl's parents for money
10. Apparently he's magic. Or at least his toy guns and teeth are
11. 2 landlords over 4 years have asked him to move his mobile home because it's poisoning the land (if I understand correctly) and making him and his wife/fiancee sick. It's totally the chlorinated village water guys.
12. And last but not least, I think I know why he's so angry guys
(Edited to fix my Amazon link.. sorry, I'm new)
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Wow, yet another thing in common with CWC. I freakin' LOVE this guy!
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I just choked, thank you.
Knife, you magnificent witch, I wish I had your patience. I don't know about anyone else, but I can barely sit through his videos. His minute-long pauses drive me up a fucking wall. So thank you for your service.
The exaggeration of achievements seems to be a common lolcow trait. Chris, who was an "assistant Gym Leader" for the Pokemon TCG league (a man who lost against children & required more supervision than them); Shaner, celebrated photographer of the Colebrookdale Railroad (a barely-tolerated volunteer who would literally shit himself & do nothing). Not surprising in the least that Pastor Faggot would do the same. & thinking he's hot shit because of the 91 IQ & can't pronounce the word "malaise". . .I'm in stitches.
I was going to say, the system is different in the U.S.
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The more I read of this book the more tempted I am to buy a copy just to see how deep the rabbit hole goes, it all seems like prime material for a dramatic reading.
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he and Rene eat 20 pounds of sugar a month (21:21)
Someone told him to start eating rice and beans but he says that rice and beans don't have any protein - despite the common reason people eat rice and beans is that it's full of protein
also beans and rice might be good for diabetics
http://www.everydayhealth.com/diabetes/0412/can-beans-and-rice-work-in-your-diabetes-diet.aspx
Someone told him to start eating rice and beans but he says that rice and beans don't have any protein - despite the common reason people eat rice and beans is that it's full of protein
also beans and rice might be good for diabetics
http://www.everydayhealth.com/diabetes/0412/can-beans-and-rice-work-in-your-diabetes-diet.aspx
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"Nothing that has been going on is my fault." Pastor Faggot in a nutshell. & the whole excerpt about Dorothy coming on to him reminded me so much of Shaner. I half-expected to see Dorothy touching his "privet area."
EDITED TO ADD:
BEANS ARE NOT PROTEIN. ONLY BACON & SAUSAGE ARE PROTEIN.
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what the f he is full of it big time he is like an older cwc but with the good book
so he hate ever thing so what and funning about this god talked to him just like ever nut who think he the god picked out to tell us how to do it the right way
so he hate ever thing so what and funning about this god talked to him just like ever nut who think he the god picked out to tell us how to do it the right way
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Pastor Faggot needs money for his bacon and sugar. Jesus says give him money!
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I think I just found a listing for his psychology practice (http://archive.is/ODpLb), anyone aside from him need their head examined?
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so what i am going to hell i all read know that how i am left hand and no what what i do here well make good with god i dont need ass like him to tell me that a all real read in the good book
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Also there's a part where he talks about being ten years old and exposing himself to a four-year-old girl, allegedly at her request, after peeking up her skirt and seeing her "butterfly."
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Hey, if we're all doomed to hell, we'll at least have Bob to keep us company.
In all seriousness, though, no sense in getting mad at the guy. He's one of those "so-stupid-he's-hilarious" types. Just enjoy the show.
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i am diabetic too if i get 30.0 on my meter i am heading to hostel to get it down
that is rule #1