Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

We're All Going To Hell 2 · Nov 29, 2022

taco freak said:
Some people are just too stupid and terrible inside to live.

I agree that I'm starting to suspect there's nothing wrong with her cat. It's just munchism.

Pissa trying to munch even harder by saying she has "hand signs" for EDS is beyond. Diagnosis is done by genetics now, not every patient has every hypermobility sign. Also it is extremely rare, practically impossible, for a person with actual EDS to end up at Pissa's weight due to the metabolic shifts an EDS body does to try to repair from breaking down 20x faster than other humans.

I won't sperg on and on but there's just no way, this is just GelflingGirl and Tiktok getting in her head because misery loves company. I don't think GelflingGirl's diagnosis is real either but then again, most people flaunting any diagnosis are faking. The actual implications of EDS are severe and social media is the last place a real EDS patient who is just trying to manage would be.

If she does an even deeper munching arc, I'm gonna have to stay out of here for a long time, I'll be too MATI. I'm a chill person but this bitch makes me insta a-log if I come in here too often lately...

So what annoys me about all these folks who claims eds... not a single damn one of them were actual gymnasts, dancers, cheerleaders growing up. (Not saying that's a criteria but altheticism tends to go hand in hand with hypermobility)
Ask one of then to do a split or even a v sit and put their elbows on the floor and they would look at you horrified. Even fat ass eds people can still do all kinds of twists and turns. They are still flexible af. Ffs almost nome of of these eds bitches do any weird bendy "party tricks" including just a hitch hikers thumb touching their fore arm.

Sorry I'm still mati at her

toilet_rainbow · Nov 29, 2022

Just as many expected, Gomez did not go to the vet today. This time “muh no chauffeur” was her excuse.

(Bonus comment from Joh below her excuse)

1) Pissa claims her mother, aunt, and Tyler drive her around
2) Okay, and? Despite what Pissa claims, she can totally ask bank of mom for Uber money since Uber and Lyft are in the Shoals

I assume that Gomez is not as dire as she claimed, since if he was as sick as she asserted he would’ve died over the weekend. That or the poison hasn’t triggered full blown kidney failure but it’s imminent. Regardless, this is full on scummy and scammy behavior and since she promised he’ll go to the vet, you know Cat Lady TikTok will be watching her like a hawk.

Sadly no help came on my wish for a KiwiFarms storytime, but she did whine more about how marrying Josh basically cost her her time and position as a Sunday School teacher at her church. She calls the series “Church Hurt,” but it’s mostly just “I was forced into marrying my husband and then I got no customary wedding shower and couldn’t teach Sunday School or VBS anymore!”

*annoying music box music plays in the background*

Hi y'all, I want to show you something.

*shows picture of almost thirty year old Pissa*

^This one, to be exact

That is a picture of me from ten Christmases ago. That's my headshot for a Christmas program that we did called "The Christmas Shoes." [aka the worst Christmas song in existence] It was done at church but it was a very large production with multiple nights and hundreds of people came to see it. Was a background character, but I also was a backhand, a stagehand in a way.

*random noise that sounds like a sigh and a scoff at once* I kind of miss it. I miss the stage. I miss the excitements of the Christmas programs, learning the music. But--

*shows picture again*

Though there is a smile there, there I was very lonely and living a lie. That is a mask. [random jump scare, a random meow in background] See how the smile does not meet my eyes? [random jump scare] Nope! Miserable!

*deep sigh* Until 'bout four months later when I met my husband, and then we met and hit another road bump, because the church I was in I was in the Southern Baptist Church and there are rules. They're more like guidelines, but if you tow out of line, there's ways of punishment.

*deep breath* See, me and Josh ended up living together pretty quick. We fell in love very fast, strangers falling in love, love at first sight, love at first eight hour conversation on the phone, [random meow] and I hate phones! [Maury Povich detects that's a lie] Love at first hug,

*deep breath, deep sigh* He moved in with me, and my pastor found out real quick. Because I had a nosy neighbor who go into church with us. That and his daddy owned our property. We were rentin'. Or, I was rentin' *deep breath* from him. And it was right at VBS time, right before VBS time, and Vacation Bible School for those not in the Southern Baptist knowing [other church branches have VBS or Church Camp Pissa I assure you, it's not exclusively Baptist], because we moved in together they said I couldn't teach my VBS class. *deep breath* Teaching was everything to me back then. *deep breath* and we're gonna carry over until part three.

Part Two

Hey y'all, this is part two.

*deep breath* That's muh old church. Church sits on the mountain where I'm moving [so it's on *family land?*]. Where everybody in the community just about goes to that church or one of the two smaller ones up there. *deep breath* Or they drive down to the cult church down in Muscle Shoals. I'll tell y'all about them in a later video.

*deep breath* But this is about me and Josh and this church. Y'see, that church was my whole life! Grown up in that church for the most part off and on. I grew up in Birmingham mostly but my family's from here. That was the first church I ever went to right there. First VBS... *long pause, sigh* I just couldn't fit.

See, my mother had me out of wedlock and then when that happens *deep sigh* it followed you through your entire life as always stigma. And I always felt outcasted. *noise between deep gasp and a sigh*

Anyway, so me and Josh were together and then VBS came up and I wasn't told I was told I couldn't teach because we were living together. And I was like but the church means everything to me! It's my whole life! [she was very whiny these last two sentences, ow my ears] And I took him back to Hackleburg (?) for a couple days. Intended for it to be permanent until we got married, if that was what we were gonna do.

Y'all. I couldn't. I taught VBS with my mom. I didn't get my own class that year like originally was going to. But soon as VBS was over I couldn't do it. I had to go get Josh. I missed him. He was too far away. And we honest to God needed to get him a job so close to me where he could we could build our life.

*sniff* That was in June. *deep breath* And the end of June going into July, it was second week of July, My pastor, because his daddy owned my property, for some reason decided that cutting our grass was just the thing he like to do all the time. I think his dad paid him for it too. More time with God was my understanding. Anyways, he decided to approach me and ask me do you and Josh ever plan on getting married? We're gonna have to go in part three.

Part Three

*deep breath* Hey y'all, this is part three.

*deep breath* So my pastor asks me if me and Josh plan on getting married, and he does this in my backyard while cutting grass. I said yeah, maybe eventually. And he goes on to explain that he cannot marry us because it is against his "personal belief." *Deep breath* But, if we would go that week, that very week, and get married, he would pay the courthouse fee!

*Polissa glares at screen* Have you ever, have you ever! I was thrown off what to do! You say to your pastor, I mean, pastors in my mind have always had ultimate power! They ask you something and you you immediately agree and you do what they ask you so without thinking I said sure. And I went and told Josh and he was like sure. And we went to the courthouse. And that's our wedding picture. Hold on, I want you to see

*video of Polly and Joh marrying that is posted somewhere in this thread. Good, less for me to transcribe*

*Polly jump scares throughout clip, plus loud ass bells tolling*

That's not an added sound, guys. Those bells were tollin' *Pissa makes clickin noises as her eyes bug out*

Part Four

Hey, y'all.

Oh, that weddin'. For the throw together that it was, was the most special thing in the world. Those bells tollin' like they did, that wasn't planned. That was just the 11 o'clock hour announcing itself on July 18th, 2012. Two souls joined together in marriage. The pastor paid the wedding the court cost, 60 something dollars or something like that. He came to my reception at my house where we had hamburgers and hot dogs and a Walmart cake with Captain America and Hulk on it because we couldn't find *snickers* I didn't have anything to go on my cake and we had those toys from McDonald's *laughs* yeah. Captain American and Hulk *laughs*

[a/n: I tried seeing what Avengers Happy Meal toys were available in 2012, and evidently there were none for the 2012 Avengers movie. But I did find these from 2010 and they're the most likely toys:

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]

Oh, it was a good day! And then later Josh smashed cake up my nose and it was there about a week. I swear I was pulling cake out of my nose for a week. And then my mama made him stand still so I could get him, so fair play. *snickers*

*deep breath* Oh I wish I could say that things went to normal by the after that. That I was allowed to continue to teach my Sunday School class, and sing in the choir. *deep breath* I wasn't outright told I couldn't. But I sure was made to feel like I needed to step aside and step down.

*sighs* See... People in the South got a way of make you feel what they want you to feel without saying a damn word about it. [til only southerners know what the silent treatment is] And I pick up on it all I see it all I read it all and I feel it all, you feel me? *huff*

So my Sunday School class, the tradition is at that church when you get married, they give you a wedding shower. And a month after the wedding, no one had mentioned anything of doing a wedding shower for us. And I later found out *deep breath* it was through my neighbor because she had asked them 'are y'all planning on giving Polissa a wedding shower?" *shakes head* 'No, it's their second marriage, why would we do that?'

*deep breath* My first marriage was when I was 18 years old to my high school sweetheart who beat the crap out of me. Who held me down regularly and went to jail the night last night that we were together. I didn't have a wedding reception with him either. He was a courthouse wedding as well! *long pause* I was a baby.

Part Five

So, yeah, my first wedding was *grunt* a way for a barely eighteen like just a month after I turned 18, this was for 18 year old me to escape what was happening at home. *long pause* And now these women in this church were holding that against me, because that marriage didn't work! They never even met the man that I had originally married! They didn't know anything about it! They just saw "divorcee" and judged me! And used it as an excuse to withhold a kindness that was tradition within that church! When I found out I cried. It hurt my heart so much! Later one of the ladies apologized about it and the sting is still there sometimes! It's like a bee sting that just won't let go! [Fuck Kayako Saeki, Pissa is the real antagonist of The Grudge franchise] Maybe talkin' about it here will help me with that. [lol nah]

I changed Sunday School classroom shortly after that. To an older group, stepped up to that group and just *sigh*

I still couldn't fit in. I couldn't find my footing. And me and Josh were having a lot of troubles because we were two strangers living alone not knowing each other, trying to figure it out the first year. We had only been together about three and a half months when we got married! Three and a half months that was it! Two strangers and completely different, and I was starting to see my church through a whole new lens. A lens I didn't want to look through. A painful lens. [lol I just noticed the sad music in the background]

We left that church sometime around 2013. The end, somewhere, and tried a different church. And it felt even colder and more foreign to me. So we didn't go very long. I gave up. And then I started deconstructing and that's what I'm doing here with you guys! It's been years but I'm finally speaking my truth. I'm not hiding in shame no more. Because there's nothing for me to have been shamed of! None of it was my fault! The only thing I have ever been guilty of is loving Josh! And I will never apologize for that!

I don’t think she’s done but I’ll update if there is. Transcripts coming soon

Edit: I apparently missed this vid last night but Pissa misinterpreting stuff and being pissed at it is always a gift when it doesn’t involve animal cruelty.

Hey y'all! I just heard the most disgusting thing I think I've heard all week! We really know how to pick them as a society, don't we! We just cannot get over this thing, right? And this is why y'all had a chance in New York to have Andrew Yang, y'all had a chance in New York to have rank choice voting, y'all had a choice in New York! But you squandered it on the the current mayor! I'm so glad I don't live in New York City because this is just infuriating!

Y'all's mayor, that' y'all chose? Just sign an order to have all of their police looking for mentally ill people, to round them up, and take them to the emergency rooms for evaluation! What good is that gonna do?! Y'all ain't got healthcare! Like I mean what is wrong with this country?! This is completely ridiculous! As someone who has suffered from mental illness for over 20 years this boils my blood! Boils!

So what, you take them to the emergency room, you've rounded them up, *deep breath* what happens when your cops who have a horrible track record with the mental ill, approach a mentally ill person who does not want help, who has tried it all and is sick of human beings, because that's what y'all are gonna do! You're gonna get someone killed! This ain't about helping people! This is about making it look all nice and shiny and pretty for Christmas! Quit hiding behind pretenses! Bullsheet, is what I call!

This misogynist New York basement dweller loves this screenshot in particular that she captured

glass_houses · Nov 29, 2022

I can't bear to watch these. Her voice is just so horrible. Maybe it's just the accent, but regardless, it's excruciating.

Dolphin Lundgren · Nov 29, 2022

There are arrangements made through Medicare/etc. that give you free rides to where you need to go with taxis and Uber. Since she's on disability, she qualifies for this.

Lie harder, Polissa.

FarmerKhourtney · Nov 29, 2022

Jesus Christ does she EVER stop bitching ? I’m sure her constant pity party isn’t helping with her “conditions”

Grim Snark · Nov 29, 2022

glass_houses said:
I can't bear to watch these. Her voice is just so horrible. Maybe it's just the accent, but regardless, it's excruciating.

What kills me about her accent is how fake it is. She definitely has a heavy accent, but she's trying to do the equivalent of painting over a busted down dresser and call it fixed. I live in the same region as her, but the emphasis she puts on consonants and certain parts of words is over done. It's why Polissa's voice is in part so hard to listen to, it's an unnatural accent even by southern standards. The way she tries to make herself seem softer and like a southern belle backfires, it's like listening to someone else who isn't from the southern US try and imitate what they think a nice southern girl should sound like. News flash! That's not what it sounds like. She also insists on having a weird inflection in the middle of sentences to I guess soften how it sounds?

Polissa can't even exaggerate her accent, god she's so fucking dumb.

Soup Sammiches · Nov 30, 2022

Grim Snark said:
What kills me about her accent is how fake it is. She definitely has a heavy accent, but she's trying to do the equivalent of painting over a busted down dresser and call it fixed. I live in the same region as her, but the emphasis she puts on consonants and certain parts of words is over done. It's why Polissa's voice is in part so hard to listen to, it's an unnatural accent even by southern standards. The way she tries to make herself seem softer and like a southern belle backfires, it's like listening to someone else who isn't from the southern US try and imitate what they think a nice southern girl should sound like. News flash! That's not what it sounds like. She also insists on having a weird inflection in the middle of sentences to I guess soften how it sounds?

Polissa can't even exaggerate her accent, god she's so fucking dumb.

I've had this thought in the back of my head since I first heard her. She just sounds fake even though I KNOW she has an accent.

Ben Lurkin' · Nov 30, 2022

Po'lissa: "...I also was a backhand, a stagehand in a way."

grrrr...
I'd dearly love someone to show Po'lissa a proper "backhand" (in Minecraft...or World of Warcraft, or even as an NPC in The Fucking Sims.)

toilet_rainbow · Nov 30, 2022

glass_houses said:
I can't bear to watch these. Her voice is just so horrible. Maybe it's just the accent, but regardless, it's excruciating.

Now I'm wondering if I'd rather listen to bogans for hours than Pissa. Polissa is very hard to listen to, mostly because she sounds very dumb and is constantly pausing to gasp for air.

(By the way, just got done with transcribing the latest round. Have fun.)

Dolphin Lundgren said:
There are arrangements made through Medicare/etc. that give you free rides to where you need to go with taxis and Uber. Since she's on disability, she qualifies for this.

Lie harder, Polissa.

She's also mad at most likely homeless mentally ill fucks getting healthcare when being homeless essentially means free healthcare, whoo! No medical bill when you don't have an address.

FarmerKhourtney said:
Jesus Christ does she EVER stop bitching ? I’m sure her constant pity party isn’t helping with her “conditions”

lol nope. Still holding out for a part fiver on how we evil basement dwelling incels made her out to be a monster by posting her own words for all to see. Please, Polly, please. It's all I want for Christmas this year!

Grim Snark said:
What kills me about her accent is how fake it is. She definitely has a heavy accent, but she's trying to do the equivalent of painting over a busted down dresser and call it fixed. I live in the same region as her, but the emphasis she puts on consonants and certain parts of words is over done. It's why Polissa's voice is in part so hard to listen to, it's an unnatural accent even by southern standards. The way she tries to make herself seem softer and like a southern belle backfires, it's like listening to someone else who isn't from the southern US try and imitate what they think a nice southern girl should sound like. News flash! That's not what it sounds like. She also insists on having a weird inflection in the middle of sentences to I guess soften how it sounds?

Polissa can't even exaggerate her accent, god she's so fucking dumb.

It definitely sounds forced. I'm not from the exact region as her, but even in my suburban area I can hear some heavy southern accents. Hers sounds like she's forcin' it. She also speaks a lot slower than even the average southerner. Most southerners would be able to convey what Polly is talking about in half the time despite speaking "slower" to the untrained ear. Add the constant gasping for air... She does has a southern accent (when she's sick she sounds just like Bobby Hill), but she's trying to sound more "Southern Belle" as you put it. She wants to be seen as a dainty gorl a la Amberlynn Reid, who also has forced a caricature of a southern accent on herself as well before. It was just as painful hearing it from a Valley Girl as it is from ol Pissa.

often puzzled · Nov 30, 2022

So, what I'm getting is that, as we all knew, the church didn't "force" her to get married, as she always claims. The pastor offered to pay, and, never one to miss a grift, she got married. She also expected a wedding shower: i.e., free gifts. She got married because A) she got offered money and B) she expected presents. Then she flounced off when she didn't get them.

She also can't possibly be surprised that a living-in-sin woman wasn't allowed to teach VBS. I'm not espousing that belief, by any means, but that's not exactly super uncommon, and it's not unique to Southern Baptists. She makes it sound like First Baptist of Florence, Alabama has all the power of a medieval priest, socially and politically. In reality, she's just a greedy, weak-willed woman who needs to take Gomez to the vet.

Dolphin Lundgren · Nov 30, 2022

toilet_rainbow said:
She's also mad at most likely homeless mentally ill fucks getting healthcare when being homeless essentially means free healthcare, whoo! No medical bill when you don't have an address.

All I need to say about it is if she's not taking advantage of the free taxi ride options that come with being on government assistance, then she's stupid. There are ways to get either reduced rides or free ones. All she'd need to do is ask around or call any government assistance number.

Broken Pussy · Nov 30, 2022

If you have to choose between your faith and fucking Josh Campbell, your faith was never that strong to begin with. Jesus probably has a bigger dick than Josh, is what I’m saying.

𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 · Nov 30, 2022

Hey polissa, NYC is glad you don't live here too. We have enough of a problem with vermin as it is without your roaches and sentient yeast.

NYC has had a huge spike in crimes committed by homeless mentally ill people recently. Just this year something like 30 people have been pushed onto subway tracks and a few were killed. A huge proportion of our homeless population relies on the subway for shelter unlike in other cities where you have encampments or similar, so there's more mixing and interaction with the general population.

Eric Adams our mayor is this weird character, he's a black ex-NYPD officer Democrat who tends to get into some sleazy/showboating territory. Because of his cop background he's less of a massive SJW pussy than most other mayors of liberal cities. By doing this he's getting a lot of terminally online SJWs who have no idea of the reality of urban life pissed off.

These people obviously have no idea what it's like to ride a train at 2 pm on a weekday with some crackhead who keeps trying to push open the doors of the moving train or screams like he's having an exorcism or who follows you out of the station when you're about to get home. A while ago I had to wait with a woman who had just been assaulted in public to make sure she was OK until cops showed up.

People who are privileged enough to never have to deal with the issue close up at all sure love to judge those who do for being more privileged than the people who are committing these offenses. They all have this weird simplistic view of mentally ill people as only being a danger to themselves and incapable of hurting others when that's really not the case, it's SJW bullshit that's desperate to find some kind of victim/oppressor dynamic.

Polissa probably thinks the subways are full of tortured geniuses who feel sad because they had to eat rice and beans instead of a Jimmy dean bowl and now there are literally Bahnhofseinsatzgruppen patrolling the subways to round up all the wannabe Van Goghs.