Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
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Allanon said:
Did I miss some kind of epic meltdown arc or did the seething mass of 'Nick isn't doing what I want, he must be a lolcow' finally get their way? All I can find is that he posted pictures of his and his wife's backsides on his locals.
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After seeing the reaction to the pictures, Nick released a video about it.
 
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Allanon said:
Did I miss some kind of epic meltdown arc or did the seething mass of 'Nick isn't doing what I want, he must be a lolcow' finally get their way? All I can find is that he posted pictures of his and his wife's backsides on his locals.
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He also seethed over the response from people thinking it was a bit much and maybe, just maybe, they shouldn't be doing that especially since they have kids. Then after seething he went on simpcast to let them defend him while he copes, that on top of the general slide into more degeneracy over the past few months has moved him from multimedia to lolcow. That's about the best summary I got for you right now, hopefully I didn't miss anything too big.
 
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Allanon said:
Did I miss some kind of epic meltdown arc or did the seething mass of 'Nick isn't doing what I want, he must be a lolcow' finally get their way? All I can find is that he posted pictures of his and his wife's backsides on his locals.
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I wouldn't post a picture of either my or my wife's backsides on the internet.

Can't say I care about the Balldo thing, though. I don't find it to be the kind of thing worth derision. I presume the point is that it's a beyond ridiculous product.

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He also seethed over the response from people thinking it was a bit much and maybe, just maybe, they shouldn't be doing that especially since they have kids.
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The core of his brand is obliterating his liver while reacting to lawsuits or whatever internet stuff, sometimes with his black best friend who talks about his escapades in cheek clapping.

I wouldn't draw the line at the Balldo. Half of it isn't even the sensibility of it in context-- it's just... do you really want to be the guy that has to say "yeah, I drew the line at him reviewing the 'Balldo'"?

Yeah, I know, there's other stuff, but since the inquiry, all that's been brought up is the butts and the Balldo.
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
I wouldn't draw the line at the Balldo. Half of it isn't even the sensibility of it in context-- it's just... do you really want to be the guy that has to say "yeah, I drew the line at him reviewing the 'Balldo'"?
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Nah I don't really care about any of that stuff, honestly I don't mind most of what he's done, I think the pics were stupid and the seething and coping afterwards was obnoxious to say the least. I was just trying to summarize the general gist of what happened.
 
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Potatoherder said:
On paper Nick seemed like a great deal. In practice he turned out like CNN+.

Should be a good show tonight as it's a very limited topic.
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How long before he asks the guy if he's heard of the balldo and other coomer shit?
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
Can't say I care about the Balldo thing, though. I don't find it to be the kind of thing worth derision. I presume the point is that it's a beyond ridiculous product.
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He inserted his testicles into that thing and then used it on his wife.
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do you really want to be the guy that has to say "yeah, I drew the line at him reviewing the 'Balldo'"?
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Sure.
 
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I dunno, man. It's not as if my vote on the matter is going to sway the position of the thread one way or another, but it just seems like normal Nick behavior to me. His reaction in the video linked is exactly what I would expect to see from him if KF labeled him a lolcow back in 2019. It looks a little worse as it appears he was in a livestream and people kept asking him about it so he went on longer than he otherwise would have needed to, but there's no seething or chimping out. I don't know what he's referring to in the video as 'pointing and laughing', though.

It seems like he just got moved here because he got too degenerate and people were looking for excuses to finally get to say "I knew it! I knew he'd become a lolcow! I told you so!"
 
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Zero Day Defense said:
i thought impregnating a mentally damaged 18 year old was the catalyst for Ethan Ralph's life falling apart
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That was bad, but if he'd kept her and the kid around then he could have salvaged some dignity, if nothing else. Airing their dirty laundry online and driving her away was the most humiliating of all choices available to Ralph, so he took it. I still enjoy some of Rekieta's shows, but if he ends up feeding himself to the corn then I'll stick around to laugh at that too I guess.
 
Allanon said:
I dunno, man. It's not as if my vote on the matter is going to sway the position of the thread one way or another, but it just seems like normal Nick behavior to me. His reaction in the video linked is exactly what I would expect to see from him if KF labeled him a lolcow back in 2019. It looks a little worse as it appears he was in a livestream and people kept asking him about it so he went on longer than he otherwise would have needed to, but there's no seething or chimping out. I don't know what he's referring to in the video as 'pointing and laughing', though.

It seems like he just got moved here because he got too degenerate and people were looking for excuses to finally get to say "I knew it! I knew he'd become a lolcow! I told you so!"
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I mean, haters gonna hate, and a lot of the "his wife is getting railed by his big black bull" stuff is pretty dumb, but his shows over the last month have not helped his cause.

Seems like every episode has either featured weird oversharing of his sex life and dildo purchasing decisions. Or, when he gets the slightest pushback in chat, lecturing us with his weird inverted moralism about how Americans need to be less hung up about sex issues and that continuously broadcasting how and with what implements he rails his wife is a perfectly normal and healthy thing.

It’s an ongoing thing that's been getting worse, and it's never been funny or entertaining. Just tedious and gross. And the associated ODD and doubling down are, as several others have pointed out, pretty damn lolcow-worthy. That behavior alone probably justifies the forum move.

I still like Nick, and even joined the Locals as part of the wave that supported him when Susan brought down the banhammer. However, while the locals chat started out kind of fun in a derpy N-tower and meme way, it quickly morphed into nothing but aging BPD thots posting thirst bait and degenerate reddit-tier simps cheering them on. And while the Balldo started off as a kinda funny meme, it’s resulted in sex toy review now being one of his selling points for Locals. Given all this, and his return to Youtube streaming (shekels, I can’t blame him), I’m not sure why anyone would still be paying for locals.
 
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I'm pretty sure long term is what will decide if Nick is indeed a lolcow or if KF's oddly specific pearl clutching jumped the gun there. At least my understanding of a lolcow is one who won't stop digging even after they're in a hole, refuse to admit they've ever been wrong, and actively continue to make new life choices (or cling to old long-lasting ones) that make their life and the lives if those around them worse. I recall someone somewhere asking once 'what happens if a lolcow admits they were wrong and fixes their life' and the answer was basically 'lolcows don't really do this, but if they did they'd stop being a lolcow'. Thus, I feel like if he's not consistently doubling down to make his life worse and make himself even more of an angry clown side-show of the internet, he's kind of missing the essence of lolcow. Perhaps this is the start of his lolcow arc, but one can only hope he remains self-aware enough to avoid that. It's a sad thing to see someone's life fall apart simply because they refuse to do the thing that would make it stop doing that.
 
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Fucking widows like refurbishing hardware was pretty funny. They accidentally skipped that line but it was pretty poetic.
 
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