Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[2lolis1cup]

Didn't stop him from using the damn thing.

The best part is that this man

A self proclaimed hedonist and degenerate didn't. This man was having sex with so many strangers on camera he was going to set up a porno company, until his "business partner" fucked a girl with a fake ID. This man was the go to degenerate for all things hedonistic on Nick's streams. Only rarely he was confronted with Weeb degeneracy that out classed him.

Nick rightly made fun of Drex for not using the balldo, but the fact that Nick did before Drex isn't the own on Drex.

When looking up images of drex I found this gem.

Spoiler: degeneracy

 

[SpergioLeonne]

i thought impregnating a mentally damaged 18 year old was the catalyst for Ethan Ralph's life falling apart

Actually, it was gaining back the weight he lost in jail, then turning to meth in desperation but it not working after he got a tolerance.

Such is the origin of the gunt

 

[Associate Rick]

He doesn't... actually have AIDS, does he?

After seeing the reaction to the pictures, Nick released a video about it.

I think his wife posting a response on the locals page just fueled it even more

 

[Cherenkovblue]

The best part is that this man
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A self proclaimed hedonist and degenerate didn't. This man was having sex with so many strangers on camera he was going to set up a porno company, until his "business partner" fucked a girl with a fake ID. This man was the go to degenerate for all things hedonistic on Nick's streams. Only rarely he was confronted with Weeb degeneracy that out classed him.

Nick rightly made fun of Drex for not using the balldo, but the fact that Nick did before Drex isn't the own on Drex.

When looking up images of drex I found this gem.

Spoiler: degeneracy

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Oh no, it's so much better than that. This is the man who rags on other men for not checking their wives and girlfriends when they do Fuck Shit(tm)... then Nick's wife posts her ass in lingerie to locals and suddenly he's completely mum about it. Really living up to the stereotype of niggers being absolutely posturing cowards and hypocrites.

 

[Lone Outsider]

After seeing the reaction to the pictures, Nick released a video about it.

All I got from this is Nick trying to do damage control. Only works when you are fixing the issues at hand instead of escalating it. It wouldn't be long before we see more explicit material posted by Nick and Kayla and when that happens, that fallout will be glorious. If Nick was smart he would know that this is a warning sign of him becoming a lolcow and get his shit together but since Nick hates it when people tell him what to do, I am content with seeing him spiral out of control until he falls completely and silently say "Told you so".

 

[AnOminous]

Or, when he gets the slightest pushback in chat, lecturing us with his weird inverted moralism about how Americans need to be less hung up about sex issues and that continuously broadcasting how and with what implements he rails his wife is a perfectly normal and healthy thing.

Obsessively broadcasting the details of your sex life is a weird inversion of prudery that is equally annoying.

 

[Puff]

Oh no, it's so much better than that. This is the man who rags on other men for not checking their wives and girlfriends when they do Fuck Shit(tm)... then Nick's wife posts her ass in lingerie to locals and suddenly he's completely mum about it. Really living up to the stereotype of niggers being absolutely posturing cowards and hypocrites.

If Drex supported the behavior he would've mentioned it. They're irl lifetime friends, so obviously Drex won't criticize Nick in public. Not everyone wants that kind of drama.

 

[MosBodacious]

I wouldn't draw the line at the Balldo. Half of it isn't even the sensibility of it in context-- it's just... do you really want to be the guy that has to say "yeah, I drew the line at him reviewing the 'Balldo'"?.

Why not draw a line at the Balldo? He is supposed to be "lawsplaining the interwebz". Now he is on some obscure platform reviewing a sex toy you shove your balls into, to shove into your partner, to simulate knotting.

I really hate the "don't kink shame" apologies as well. This is derranged shit. The sexual behavior of someone is relevant to the type of person they are, and we've seen with other sexual oriented social groups demonstrate this. Shitting on your partner while dressed as dogs and fucking or slapping your partner around while they're hog tied, or shoving your nuts in a vice; this stuff doesn't stay in the bedroom. If this is what it takes for you to receive sexual gratification, it is indicative of poor mental health and I wouldn't want you around my family or anyone's kids.

Where do we draw the line?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Where do we draw the line?

There isn't a line. A lolcow is a lolcow because they consistently choose the worst possible option in any given situation. There might be an instigating incident, but it's only really "instigating" if they continue to behave the same way. Nick hasn't reached that level of retardation yet. He's mostly drawn back from it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There isn't a line. A lolcow is a lolcow because they consistently choose the worst possible option in any given situation. There might be an instigating incident, but it's only really "instigating" if they continue to behave the same way. Nick hasn't reached that level of retardation yet. He's mostly drawn back from it.

Nick's decision tree, post-Depp trial, has been pretty awful.

• Come off the biggest case of the year, maybe the decade, and what do you do? Go on vacation, for like a month. Don't stream on the road.
• Meanwhile, channel gets struck.
  • Can't stream from Matsuri.
  • No Alex Jones coverage.
• When finally unsuspended, follow that up with weird Caribbean update with Kayla.
• Ignores the "3 strikes and you out" thing (he admits he didn't think it would happen to him on his Viva interview, post strike), dips toes into the Keffals Kerfuffals, a Community Guidelines minefield.
• Tops that off with a stupid throwback to IBS with a (ex?) Pokemon streamer about Keffals for whatever dumb reason.
• Channel yeeted.
• During all the above, no build up to follow on Rumble, only a minor one to locals.
• Tries to rebuild on Rumble, trash talks Youtube. Actually does ok on his first week or two.
• Twitter gets nuked. Has not bothered to update alternatives (since Dick M's old verified.af died), does so for like a day on poast or something.
• Doubles down on Locals, which is fine for income, but does not expand the audience.
• Encourages subscriber lewds on Locals, a grey area in their community guidelines. Maybe some discord fuckshit too.
• Wife and himself post "clapping liquor bottles between cheeks" photos.
• Wife posts lingerie lewds on locals.
• Defends and doubles down on defense of said postings. Claims this is who he is and has been. (Which may be the truth, but it is not the image he had cultivated as a character on youtube.)
• Brings on wife onto stream and locals to defend attention whoring behavior.
• Balldo mini review on Locals. (An item even Drex would not use.)
• Tries to negotiate a exclusivity contract with Rumble, and he turns down their (likely) six figure offer.
• Does manage to get youtube unbanned, but then has poisoned the youtube well with most loyal watchers. Still potential for banning there.

One could argue he's trying to course correct in the last week, but the stack of stupidity into lolcow-dom is pretty deep. I'm not sure his ideologies and bullshit "muh mentals" disorders will allow him to dig himself out of this hole. But hey, it's happened with a few people, and it'll be fun to watch, either way.
Edit: added Balldo, how could I forget?

 

[JamusActimus]

Tell me this man isn't a lolcow

I know I am super late but I googled Balldo.
Not sure why but I assumed it was just a new trendy dildo.
Why would anyone need a plastic penis attached to your balls?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Why not draw a line at the Balldo? He is supposed to be "lawsplaining the interwebz".

I was responding to someone talking about how he was being criticized for that because "he has kids".

My point was that his core brand is him getting drunk and reacting to lawsuits and/or internet stuff. My point is that his best friend, who's a stream regular, is sexually promiscuous, and he (along with most everyone else) has has close to zero problems with their conversations.

Why wasn't "think of your children" said years ago, or even a year ago?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

he lack of rumble rants falls squarely on Nick for failing to be interactive with the rumble chat.

Rumble lacking the ability to buy super berries on mobile and (reportedly) being annoying/difficult to buy berries on desktop are also to blame. Nick's critiques of Rumble aren't ill-founded.

Did I miss some kind of epic meltdown arc or did the seething mass of 'Nick isn't doing what I want, he must be a lolcow' finally get their way? All I can find is that he posted pictures of his and his wife's backsides on his locals.

Lady Rackets posted her own scantily clad tush in Nick's public Locals chat which is arguably more an issue that if Nick had done it. The initial post claimed people were saying the pics were Lady Rackets in DMs cheating on Nick which caused the initial flurry of activity, but when it turned out to be monogamous degeneracy the pearl clutching started and then the most autistic debate about camera tripods I have ever seen. But more importantly, we have undeniable proof that Nick has no ass.

tldr: Kiwi's tasted blood in the water and afeeding frenzy commenced. Most of the speculation is overblown fanfic, a lot of it is legitimate criticism, all of it is autistic as fuck.

Why would anyone need a plastic penis attached to your balls?

I suggest the balldo is a self spreading cognitohazard. Once you fall for it you have to convince other idiots to fall for it too like a degenerate chain letter.

 

[TJBirish]

tldr: Kiwi's tasted blood in the water and afeeding frenzy commenced. Most of the speculation is overblown fanfic, a lot of it is legitimate criticism, all of it is autistic as fuck.

I stand in slack-jawed awe at the spergfest that has happened due to a few underwear pictures, a new adult toy sponsor, and some tedious oversharing of sex lives.

 

[ShinyStar]

Why wasn't "think of your children" said years ago, or even a year ago?

Because being friends with a degenerate is not the same as being a degenerate yourself. Nick gave off the vibes that he was amused by Drexel's stories, and intrigued by it because it was totally alien to the way he and his wife behaved. He said he was libertarian enough to believe that Drexel should be free to behave however he wants, but personally Nick believes that putting one's sexual behavior out in public was bad for monogamous marriages, which was what he claimed he was into.

If someone came up to a rackets child and said, "Haha, your Dad talked to a swinger!" That's not really insulting or embarrassing. When someone can come up to that child and say, "I wanked off to those pictures your Mom put on the internet last night. When's she releasing the next set?" then that's going to have a very different impact.

 

[beautiful person]

I know I am super late but I googled Balldo.
Not sure why but I assumed it was just a new trendy dildo.
Why would anyone need a plastic penis attached to your balls?

If you believe Metokur's theory, it was created by furries to train women to 'take the knot', i.e. fuck dogs. One of the reviews on the Balldo website describes it going in the vagina as a "satisfying plop", which is one of the most horrifying things I have ever heard.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's decision tree, post-Depp trial, has been pretty awful.

• Come off the biggest case of the year, maybe the decade, and what do you do? Go on vacation, for like a month. Don't stream on the road.
• Meanwhile, channel gets struck.
  • Can't stream from Matsuri.
  • No Alex Jones coverage.
• When finally unsuspended, follow that up with weird Caribbean update with Kayla.
• Ignores the "3 strikes and you out" thing (he admits he didn't think it would happen to him on his Viva interview, post strike), dips toes into the Keffals Kerfuffals, a Community Guidelines minefield.
• Tops that off with a stupid throwback to IBS with a (ex?) Pokemon streamer about Keffals for whatever dumb reason.
• Channel yeeted.
• During all the above, no build up to follow on Rumble, only a minor one to locals.
• Tries to rebuild on Rumble, trash talks Youtube. Actually does ok on his first week or two.
• Twitter gets nuked. Has not bothered to update alternatives (since Dick M's old verified.af died), does so for like a day on poast or something.
• Doubles down on Locals, which is fine for income, but does not expand the audience.
• Encourages subscriber lewds on Locals, a grey area in their community guidelines. Maybe some discord fuckshit too.
• Wife and himself post "clapping liquor bottles between cheeks" photos.
• Wife posts lingerie lewds on locals.
• Defends and doubles down on defense of said postings. Claims this is who he is and has been. (Which may be the truth, but it is not the image he had cultivated as a character on youtube.)
• Brings on wife onto stream and locals to defend attention whoring behavior.
• Balldo mini review on Locals. (An item even Drex would not use.)
• Tries to negotiate a exclusivity contract with Rumble, and he turns down their (likely) six figure offer.
• Does manage to get youtube unbanned, but then has poisoned the youtube well with most loyal watchers. Still potential for banning there.

One could argue he's trying to course correct in the last week, but the stack of stupidity into lolcow-dom is pretty deep. I'm not sure his ideologies and bullshit "muh mentals" disorders will allow him to dig himself out of this hole. But hey, it's happened with a few people, and it'll be fun to watch, either way.
Edit: added Balldo, how could I forget?

I should note, during this time, Nick did handle the LawTube spergacy well. He stayed above the fray, disowned LegalCunt and associated yesboi's, and in general, did not engage. So it wasn't like every decision he made was bad. But there has been a lot of stupid to bad decisions over the bulk of the year, certainly within the last 6 months.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Why wasn't "think of your children" said years ago, or even a year ago?

Because said children's mother wasn't posting scantily clad pics to the internet and showing her bare ass with her husband.

 

[frap]

If you believe Metokur's theory, it was created by furries to train women to 'take the knot', i.e. fuck dogs. One of the reviews on the Balldo website describes it going in the vagina as a "satisfying plop", which is one of the most horrifying things I have ever heard.

All this time I'd been glazing over the Balldo stuff and just assuming it was something to clamp the guy's balls for extra sexual pleasure on his end or something. I'm not a man so I have no idea if that's actually a thing, but your post intrigued me enough that I checked the website.

I don't know what I was expecting but why in the name of all that is holy would any woman want a man to fuck her with his fucking balls? For that matter, why would a man want to do that? There is a penis like RIGHT THERE. And while paying $80 for the privilege.

Also these please hurry messages seem more a cry for help (please for the love of god take these things off our hands, they're freaking us out!) than a sales pitch considering the number in stock:

 

[Zero Day Defense]

If someone came up to a rackets child and said, "Haha, your Dad talked to a swinger!" That's not really insulting or embarrassing. When someone can come up to that child and say, "I wanked off to those pictures your Mom put on the internet last night. When's she releasing the next set?" then that's going to have a very different impact.

How about "I saw your daddy get drunk off his rocker and yell about 'bingers' for 10 minutes straight"? Or any of the other things he's done or said while drunk?

It's not that I don't agree with you about the photos, and I don't know how else I can emphasize that.

It's that "think of your children" is also a particularly relevant consideration for much of what's he done for years, down to his core brand.

Because said children's mother wasn't posting scantily clad pics to the internet and showing her bare ass with her husband.

That doesn't tell me why you chose to draw the line then.

I don't know what I was expecting but why in the name of all that is holy would any woman want a man to fuck her with his fucking balls? For that matter, why would a man want to do that? There is a penis like RIGHT THERE. And while paying $80 for the privilege.

You say this, but I've gotten blowback from men (and women! sometimes not even arguing from personal experience!) who will swear up and down that anal sex somehow isn't a literally shitty and painful nightmare of a sex act even though it mechanically could not be anything else.