The Cole Smithey Thread

Cole believes he's some lofty hotshot.
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
Well, Cole gained nothing and Chris at least got a PS4.
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Cole lives in a fancy New York home with a breadwinning wife. She's basically the Nancy to his Dale Gribble. All he's lacking is his desperately craved fame.

I've said it before, but Chris and Cole are each living each other's perfect fantasy life, and neither is happy for it. It's like a classical Greek myth about the irony of the gods.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Cole lives in a fancy New York home with a breadwinning wife. She's basically the Nancy to his Dale Gribble. All he's lacking is his desperately craved fame.

I've said it before, but Chris and Cole are each living each other's perfect fantasy life, and neither is happy for it. It's like a classical Greek myth about the irony of the gods.
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I don't think Cole wants to move back in with Barb
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Cole lives in a fancy New York home with a breadwinning wife. She's basically the Nancy to his Dale Gribble. All he's lacking is his desperately craved fame.

I've said it before, but Chris and Cole are each living each other's perfect fantasy life, and neither is happy for it. It's like a classical Greek myth about the irony of the gods.
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Well undoubtedly, Cole has a much better life than Chris, but still buying followers on social media is really, really lame.
But that second part really strikes home.
 
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Too Many Crooks said:
Has anyone else seen Smithey's review for The Force Awakens? It's like he was asleep for almost the entirety of the film, or he just threw together a bunch of complaints he read online. :lol:

http://www.colesmithey.com/reviews/2016/01/star-wars-the-force-awakens.html

He denounces the film as pro-military and faults the Resistance for that, while he never mentions the First Order, whose most heinous act in the film was annihilating the Hosnian star system, murdering billions of people. And he doesn't mention that the First Order kidnaps children to indoctrinate into the Stormtrooper army.

He never mentions the conflict within the Solo family, how Han and Leia are devastated by their son's corruption. Nor does Cole write about Kylo Ren's intense inner conflict between the Light and Dark side.

And he doesn't mention Finn's character development throughout the film, either.

Yes, it's a valid criticism that The Force Awakens had several blatant parallels to A New Hope, or that Rey did not get enough character development, but the rest of his review falls far too short.

If I'm not mistaken, according to his CWCki page, Smithey also gave Toy Story 3 a negative review because the pink teddy bear character made him uncomfortable.
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And he accused SpongeBob Squarepants of pedophilia...while in the same article admitting he'd never seen the show before he watched the movie. You'd think someone who calls themselves "The Smartest Film Critic in the world" would do some research into the show the movie's based on. If he'd done that, he'd know the garbage pedophilia subtext he claims is in the movie (which he uses one scene as evidence for) was found not in a movie based on a show that has since gone majorly downhill, but on the barn floor behind a bull.
 
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MormonofID said:
And he accused SpongeBob Squarepants of pedophilia...while in the same article admitting he'd never seen the show before he watched the movie. You'd think someone who calls themselves "The Smartest Film Critic in the world" would do some research into the show the movie's based on. If he'd done that, he'd know the garbage pedophilia subtext he claims is in the movie (which he uses one scene as evidence for) was found not in a movie based on a show that has since gone majorly downhill, but on the barn floor behind a bull.
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Remember, he had to buy followers. I don't think him looking into the stuff he's supposed to review is that high on his priority list.
 
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