Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[The Salt Mines]

Props to Ma and Pa Frig for their level of blasé regarding the true trans saga. I think it's hilarious she's "come out" to them at least 4 times in the past week and they consistently refuse to give her the drama-filled reaction she wants. Poor mom & pops are going to continue to hear variations of "THIS IS ME NOW" until they finally tell her to STFU, which is exactly what she wants so she can go cry victim.

 

[moorhen]

I think Mama and Papa Friggly know that she’s both lazy and an idiot, and like with everything else in her life that requires effort, she’ll either give up or fuck it up.

Let’s be honest, if she gets prescribed T, it’ll be a low dose T gel, which she’ll either forget to put on or get frustrated with when she doesn’t immediately grow a beard.

On the off chance that she does keep up with it, she’s going to look like one of those gross old ladies who have chin whiskers and smell of piss.
Hopefully she goes bald. That’ll be funny. She thinks she’s going to turn into some waif little uwu twink, completely disregarding the fact she looks like Andy Pipkin from Little Britain.

 

[forgotten corn]

A selfish part of me wants her to start T, purely because I want to see what she would look like on it. Gel is harder to get covered by insurance though, and I don’t think Staph has it in her to do weekly injections, so my hopes aren’t very high. Then again, I also didn’t think she’d ever move out of her parents’ house, so who knows! Maybe we’ll get a Christmas miracle.

 

[Plague Flea]

I don’t think Staph has it in her to do weekly injections, so my hopes aren’t very high.

I’m fairly sure that T is a usually depot injection into the buttocks every 4 weeks or so. She’d probably need to see a nurse to get it done, which is more effort than she’s used to making.

 

[forgotten corn]

I’m fairly sure that T is a usually depot injection into the buttocks every 4 weeks or so. She’d probably need to see a nurse to get it done, which is more effort than she’s used to making.

It’s actually pretty common these days to do a weekly subcutaneous injection at home, you can do it in your thigh or stomach. Either way though it’s all too much effort for her, so she’ll likely make some bullshit excuse and keep taking her “natural T” supplements at home.

 

[Simon]

I dont know which is funnier, the utter delusion that they're gaining muscle mass by doing nothing or the delusion they'll have if and when they lift a dumbbell for the first time and think they're gaining muscle mass despite likely doing it wrong and still not eating correctly for muscle to even grow.
I know Americans don't learn shit in P.E. but a cursory Google search would tell you that it isn't as simple as simply lifting 5LBS here and there. There's a reason diets usually come with the territory.

First,


Stop cultivating, Steph, and start harvesting. Also, the cheapest and most widely used vehicle for T is either SQ or IM once a week. Which I doubt Steph will keep up with or will fuck it up massively. I look forward to the constant updates she will give on Twatter, for the attention.

 

[Vandy2]

she’s going to look like one of those gross old ladies who have chin whiskers and smell of piss.

First phase of transition complete: they already check off both those boxes.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Then again, I also didn’t think she’d ever move out of her parents’ house, so who knows! Maybe we’ll get a Christmas miracle.

In all fairness, she didn't. Her parents moved her out of their house. Not exactly the same thing. She can't even pick up her fucking heartburn medication herself, her cancer-ridden mother has to do it. The only way she would end up maintaining a regimen of testosterone regardless of dosage form is if one of her parents were the ones monitoring her schedule and supply, calling the pharmacy in advance of running out, making a doctors' appointment in advance of when the last refill is about to run out, picking up refills on the correct day (it is a controlled substance so there are rules here), possibly purchasing the correct injection supplies or taking care of copays, calling the insurance company to hash out any discrepancies with coverage (which happen all the time for retarded reasons), etc. Without them doing even this very minimal legwork, it won't happen, and they know this, which is why they are so completely unconcerned. They've been listening her go on at length for a decade about how she is a total for real actual gay/trans & inventing nonsense definitions to claim she's in any way LGBT - regardless of how well they understand the queer stuff, Stephanie's idea of it makes literally no sense, so nodding and agreeing when Staph goes on about how "potato salad is a gender, that's what this flag means" is par for the course. It says a lot that even her grandpa's attitude is more or less what the fuck ever.

Basically, it's hard to have a big dramatic "coming out as a tranny" bombshell moment with the drama she was going for when she's been blathering about tranny faggot stuff daily for so long it's become literal background noise. They know to pick their battles, especially when arguing with a retard. If they'd prefer she not fuck herself up worse with hormones, they don't even need to say that and deal with the tantrum, they just have to say "it's your responsibility" and that's pretty much the end of that right there.

Now let's count down to the inevitable Gofundme because she has a copay and doesn't want to spend her allocated pins-and-scams money on her "medically necessary" hormones...

 

[PBR Streetgang]

In all fairness, she didn't. Her parents moved her out of their house. Not exactly the same thing. She can't even pick up her fucking heartburn medication herself, her cancer-ridden mother has to do it. The only way she would end up maintaining a regimen of testosterone regardless of dosage form is if one of her parents were the ones monitoring her schedule and supply, calling the pharmacy in advance of running out, making a doctors' appointment in advance of when the last refill is about to run out, picking up refills on the correct day (it is a controlled substance so there are rules here), possibly purchasing the correct injection supplies or taking care of copays, calling the insurance company to hash out any discrepancies with coverage (which happen all the time for retarded reasons), etc. Without them doing even this very minimal legwork, it won't happen, and they know this, which is why they are so completely unconcerned. They've been listening her go on at length for a decade about how she is a total for real actual gay/trans & inventing nonsense definitions to claim she's in any way LGBT - regardless of how well they understand the queer stuff, Stephanie's idea of it makes literally no sense, so nodding and agreeing when Staph goes on about how "potato salad is a gender, that's what this flag means" is par for the course. It says a lot that even her grandpa's attitude is more or less what the fuck ever.

Basically, it's hard to have a big dramatic "coming out as a tranny" bombshell moment with the drama she was going for when she's been blathering about tranny faggot stuff daily for so long it's become literal background noise. They know to pick their battles, especially when arguing with a retard. If they'd prefer she not fuck herself up worse with hormones, they don't even need to say that and deal with the tantrum, they just have to say "it's your responsibility" and that's pretty much the end of that right there.

Now let's count down to the inevitable Gofundme because she has a copay and doesn't want to spend her allocated pins-and-scams money on her "medically necessary" hormones...

Now that you mention moving out, it occurs to me that this is only even happening bc she moved out. Moving out = not enough attention, not enough drama. So talk about trooning out and make a big show of it

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

lol and a half. i looked briefly into nugenix and it's just a bunch of vitamins and such

 

[Vandy2]

lol and a half. i looked briefly into nugenix and it's just a bunch of vitamins and such

Did they get scammed again?
Who do we think the necklace was of this time? Dahmer or Ramirez?

 

[often puzzled]

Did they get scammed again?
Who do we think the necklace was of this time? Dahmer or Ramirez?

I glanced at her favorite items on Etsy, to see if I could make a guess, but she has 155 pages of favorited items, for a current total of 3,082 items currently favorited. Even if she never cleans her favorites, that's still a lot of time spent browsing pins and such on Etsy.

Attached shot shows the current tally of favorites as well as tags associated with her saved items. It's exactly what you'd expect:

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Did they get scammed again?
Who do we think the necklace was of this time? Dahmer or Ramirez?

my theory on the nugenix is that she didn't get the results she wanted in whatever time frame she was taking them. it's just vitamins that are supposed to help men with low T, but if she doesn't have T/ enough T to begin with then it's doing nothing? also this shit is 70$, 90 pills a bottle

 

[glass_houses]

I glanced at her favorite items on Etsy, to see if I could make a guess, but she has 155 pages of favorited items, for a current total of 3,082 items currently favorited. Even if she never cleans her favorites, that's still a lot of time spent browsing pins and such on Etsy.

Attached shot shows the current tally of favorites as well as tags associated with her saved items. It's exactly what you'd expect:

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It's just depressing how 'pins' are obviously one of her special interests, but all she ever gets are shitty can badges with random slogans. Pins aren't my thing, but it's virtually impossible to browse Etsy for anything ever without being presented with a wide selection of beautiful enamel pins from competent and skilled artists. And many of those only cost the equivalent of two or three can badges.

Twenty cent can badges and snake oil 'herbal testosterone supplements.' It's just sad.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

You missed out the word 'imaginary' before 'relationship.'


I can't cope with how boring this set of tweets sound. Who is liking these tweets that sound like text messages your grandma would send you?


Uwu cutie lil black girl. You sound kind of racist, but we knew you were anyway.

I've been rereading the thread for fun to see how Staph has changed. I'm up to the time she chimped out hardcore and wanted to skin Kiwi Farmers alive and piss on them, challenged the local Kiwi Farmer to come fight her, and posted a thread on a trans subreddit crying about KF, but got called out by multiple people for being a manipulative dickhead. Good times.

 

[Say What Now?]

Did they get scammed again?
Who do we think the necklace was of this time? Dahmer or Ramirez?

Who is this "they" you keep talking about? Staph is one person and a woman.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Who is this "they" you keep talking about? Staph is one person and a woman.

It's bc she's as fat as two people.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Who is this "they" you keep talking about? Staph is one person and a woman.

Agree

Spoiler

On one hand let's not derail thread with gay pronoun discussion,
but otoh, just practically speaking, the sudden "they/them" posts are confusing and annoying.
If you're keen to ~respect their pronouns~, for whatever reason, one option is to use her name:
"Stephanie went to the store"
instead of
"They went to the store" (who???? Just her, or her and someone else????)
You can even use "Yarrow" as her name or whatever.
Not trying to backseat mod, just suggesting bc I've considered ignoring based purely on these posts being a mess to read regardless of having otherwise perfectly fine content

 

[Chromeo]

Agree

Spoiler

On one hand let's not derail thread with gay pronoun discussion,
but otoh, just practically speaking, the sudden "they/them" posts are confusing and annoying.
If you're keen to ~respect their pronouns~, for whatever reason, one option is to use her name:
"Stephanie went to the store"
instead of
"They went to the store" (who???? Just her, or her and someone else????)
You can even use "Yarrow" as her name or whatever.
Not trying to backseat mod, just suggesting bc I've considered ignoring based purely on these posts being a mess to read regardless of having otherwise perfectly fine content

More OT pronoun BS but just adding onto this:

Spoiler

Even if you're Pronoun Respecter General and want to assume the best, I guarantee you Stephanie isn't a "tru trans," she was literally never trans until the concept got popular. She is literally a cishet faker, on the same level as a "tucute" but with none of the saving grace of being a dumb 14 year old that wants to be special online. You will absolutely not hurt any real Pronoun People by calling Stephanie her real name or saying she/her.

 

[Say What Now?]

I held out saying anything for at least a dozen posts between here and Rabbie before I snapped. It was making me MATI so feel free to tip those hats my my way should you feel the need.