Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Gay Mouth]

NATRUL TEXCHURE YAWLLLLLL

She’s been dyeing her hair for like 20 years now, her hair is so chemically treated there is nothing natural about it. Let’s take a look-





AWL THAT NATURE HIDING SO DEEP

 

[blue gopher snakes]

This probably goes without saying but Tess’ “shag” looks like absolute dogshit. Also I love her reasoning that she can “style” it without much effort because she definitely can’t lift her arms to do much else to style it.

 

[Simon]

This probably goes without saying but Tess’ “shag” looks like absolute dogshit. Also I love her reasoning that she can “style” it without much effort because she definitely can’t lift her arms to do much else to style it.

Yeah, the stylist really fucked up her hair. Or, it was all Tess wanting this stupid style. Whoever it was should be taken out back & shot.

 

[The Jackal]

AWL THAT NATURE HIDING SO DEEP

Wow, she actually looks like a normal person in these photos (leaving the one with Karen hair aside). Sad.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

If she just got out of bed and has night-sweats, then it's entirely possible it's sweat (if she slept in that shirt). Or sweat from wiping it off her face with her shirt. Unless the drink is full to the very top, I don't think a drink spill would be that high up.

Not sure it would help or hinder the argument but I've spilled and gotten my damn collar wet, no staining since I pretty much only drink water but it's possible to hit high up.. Provided you're an autist like me and basically throw the water at your face.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Current Instagram Story 11/29/22:

Thanksgiving Instagram Post:

Tiktok:

Apparently, she likes lil Debbie cakes

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Apparently, she likes lil Debbie cakes

And the sky is blue. That hair looks like shit.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Where's Rylee? Isn't he part of your family, Tess?
Or did he not want to be around all the oddballs you collect?

 

[Constellationzero]

Current Instagram Story 11/29/22:
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Thanksgiving Instagram Post:
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Tiktok:
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Apparently, she likes lil Debbie cakes

I just love when fake ass ghey for street cred jackasses tell us actual gays and lesbians what wholesome gay content is.

Eyeroll so hard I just saw my IQ drop.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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I'd forgotten how hot Geri Halliwell is. Thanks, Tess, for doing something useful for once.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Who is the one with missing eyebrows ? It looks so strange I can’t even focus on the face
Also her hair is giving mullet vibes to me. Granted I don’t know much about hair but yikes

 

[The Jackal]

I'd forgotten how hot Geri Halliwell is. Thanks, Tess, for doing something useful for once.

Presumably Tess thinks she looks like this with her red hair.

It's almost like the opposite of anorexia, a sort of anti-anorexia: instead of the classic anorexic symptom of looking in the mirror and seeing a fat mess regardless of how emaciated you actually are, Tess looks in the mirror and sees Geri Halliwell regardless of how fat she actually is.

 

[Pizza Munch]

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Did she spill or is that a stain?

Her “fucked up traumatic relationship” is now a key part of her personality. She will be referencing it 5 years from now as an excuse to do things

 

[Oscar Winner]

Who is the one with missing eyebrows ? It looks so strange I can’t even focus on the face
Also her hair is giving mullet vibes to me. Granted I don’t know much about hair but yikes

I believe that's Olly. Not sure if the eyebrows are bleached or just gone, but agree it looks ridiculous.

Tess' hair looks stupid, it's so incredibly bad. Her “natural texture” looks dry and over processed, with the curls only holding because she's packed a heap of product in it.

With the farms being down, images not loading, or losing patience browsing on Tor, I hadn't seen too many pictures of her for a while. Holy shit she's gotten fat (ter). I know I shouldn't be shocked, but wow

Did anything happen with Halloween? Did I miss it, or was Tess between BFF'S and spend it alone (despite having two children...)

 

[Ginger_beer]

I believe that's Olly. Not sure if the eyebrows are bleached or just gone, but agree it looks ridiculous.

In the photo with the three of them hugging you can see that both Olly and the other woman have done some sort of half-bleached thing to their eyebrows, leaving a fine line of dark hairs underneath. I admittedly know nothing about fashion so I don't know if it's some sort of trend, or maybe they did it for some avant-guarde modelling gig.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

The two models squashed together aren't even half as wide as Tess. They'd need 4 more people to accurately duplicate her girth.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

In the photo with the three of them hugging you can see that both Olly and the other woman have done some sort of half-bleached thing to their eyebrows, leaving a fine line of dark hairs underneath. I admittedly know nothing about fashion so I don't know if it's some sort of trend, or maybe they did it for some avant-guarde modelling gig.

I don't know why but I get a replicant vibe, save that Daryl Hannah was WAY hotter.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

The two models squashed together aren't even half as wide as Tess. They'd need 4 more people to accurately duplicate her girth.

When you’re a third wheel but somehow simultaneously bigger than an 18-wheeler.

 

[multiverse]

I believe that's Olly

It is Olly; she and her wife both bleached their eyebrows for whatever.

And yes, Olly has married that fellow thin model, despite Tess’s clear instructions that Olly is her fake gay girlfriend and the father of Bowie. They both swan around New York working as actual moddles, which Ryann can only dream of because she's a lard barge.

 

[NoReturn]

Forget Olly! It's Tessy time!!!

Business Tessy