Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Zero Day Defense]

@ShinyStar:

 

[RussianParasite]

Several more people can probably trace their exposure all the way back to Maddox vs. Masterson.

I am one of them. I started watching from the very first episode on THE Lolsuit. That shit was seriously enrapturing— perhaps the most entertained I’ve ever been by the internet.

Nick’s fans later on into the weeb wars really put me off watching regularly. They were an awful combination of annoying and unfunny and I got sick of the hearing the same “joke” read in chat over and fucking over again. I guess I can’t expect too much from an anime crowd.

Anyway, from the outset I worried a bit that e-fame would change Nick for the worse. He seemed to handle it well and remained grounded for a long time, but eventually it got to him like pretty much all others. This is exactly why you don’t make people your internet daddy.

I’m no moral fag. I don’t care at all about some weird (partially) nude pics floating around and don’t care to chide or denounce him for them. However, it is certainly a clear departure from how he began and I’m weirdly a little sad to think about bygone Rekieta days.

I’ll still watch interesting topics when he does them, but the show, like most others, is clearly different from how it started.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick’s fans later on into the weeb wars really put me off watching regularly. They were an awful combination of annoying and unfunny and I got sick of the hearing the same “joke” read in chat over and fucking over again. I guess I can’t expect too much from an anime crowd.

I was present for all of Weebwars. The jokes and memes were hit and miss. One of them, in particular, didn't age very well at all:

"Dammit Nick, we lost the case."

I mean, ultimately this is because Ty is a shit lawyer, and not really anything Nick did, but still... ooff. He and Ty will probably be hearing that mockingly 'till the heat death of universe.

But then you have the shoe and chair jokes, which still bring a smile to my face. Shame still eats shoes, his ass destroys chairs, and he cooks his meals on a Fisher Price toy range. I don't care if there's video evidence of Vic raping 8 gorillion women released tomorrow. Those memes will NEVER not be funny as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Last few pages really showed me that one can have philosophical discussions about a drunk lawyer that really seems to have a mid-life crisis going on when he can’t even control his wife having to resort to pulling a Denise Richards to show you that she can hang out with the cool kids.

 

[Boopims]

This is the tripods all over again. You're all autistic.

In the end, it’s nothing but tripods

 

[bifftango]

In the end, it’s nothing but tripods

It's really about the tripods we met along the way.

 

[Captain Manning]

In the end, it’s nothing but tripods

There's a joke in here somewhere about Nick's next degenerate product promotion being a penis stretcher, and him becoming a tripod himself.

But, seriously, this is all @AltisticRight's fault! He wasn't content enough to ponder whether Gator drives a Mitsubishi in the Gunt subforum, so he had to introduce the fucking tripod question into this thread.

Same on you, AR! This is officially worse than that time you totally swatted Majory Taylor Greene!

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Nick's balldo is really tearing this thread up.

One might say that it's created a very knotty situation.

 

[Puff]

All this time I'd been glazing over the Balldo stuff and just assuming it was something to clamp the guy's balls for extra sexual pleasure on his end or something. I'm not a man so I have no idea if that's actually a thing, but your post intrigued me enough that I checked the website.

I don't know what I was expecting but why in the name of all that is holy would any woman want a man to fuck her with his fucking balls? For that matter, why would a man want to do that? There is a penis like RIGHT THERE. And while paying $80 for the privilege.

Also these please hurry messages seem more a cry for help (please for the love of god take these things off our hands, they're freaking us out!) than a sales pitch considering the number in stock:
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[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Hmmmm, maybe a Ye disaster stream coming our way?

:Edit: loool nick must be taking shots at us. Might be Rumble related then.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I was present for all of Weebwars. The jokes and memes were hit and miss. One of them, in particular, didn't age very well at all:

"Dammit Nick, we lost the case."

I mean, ultimately this is because Ty is a shit lawyer, and not really anything Nick did, but still... ooff. He and Ty will probably be hearing that mockingly 'till the heat death of universe.

But then you have the shoe and chair jokes, which still bring a smile to my face. Shame still eats shoes, his ass destroys chairs, and he cooks his meals on a Fisher Price toy range. I don't care if there's video evidence of Vic raping 8 gorillion women released tomorrow. Those memes will NEVER not be funny as far as I'm concerned.

Armzgurl's windmill arms of peace was the funniest thing to come out of WW. The only thing that beat it is the living meme that is Ron Soye--and only then by volume of clownishness.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Half the fun is seeing Nick fall and the other half is seeing people lose their minds over it. This is why Parasocial relationships suck.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

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Hmmmm, maybe a Ye disaster stream coming our way?

:Edit: loool nick must be taking shots at us. Might be Rumble related then.

It’s full nudes (source lady rackets ass)

 

[Captain Manning]

It’s full nudes (source lady rackets ass)

But... you're an ass. You're speaking out of your ass! How are we to trust you here?

 

[sneedem&feedem]

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Hmmmm, maybe a Ye disaster stream coming our way?

:Edit: loool nick must be taking shots at us. Might be Rumble related then.

Nick does realize he's called himself a social media expert several times, right?

 

[AnOminous]

Half the fun is seeing Nick fall and the other half is seeing people lose their minds over it. This is why Parasocial relationships suck.

Parasocial relationships are gay and unrealistic.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Just for the record, people getting worked up over this are fucking prudes.

They both have arses flatter than a sheet of glass. Obviously the bottles were some sort of exercise tool, to improve definition and shape.

 

[Lone Outsider]

Parasocial relationships are gay and unrealistic.

No shit.

 

[ShinyStar]

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Hmmmm, maybe a Ye disaster stream coming our way?

:Edit: loool nick must be taking shots at us. Might be Rumble related then.

The most autistic possibility would be the Texas Supreme Court granting cert on the Mignogna case, which makes it simultaneously the most and the least likely possibility.

 

[Captain Manning]

Hmmmm, maybe a Ye disaster stream coming our way?

:Edit: loool nick must be taking shots at us. Might be Rumble related then.

It could also be something like lawltwitter. Nick has more than one group that pokes fun at or disagrees with him to varying degrees.

I don't think anybody here said that he couldn't or wouldn't get Ye. Hell, Ye is so cray-cray, it's equally nutty to discount just about anything concerning him. Sky's the limit.

Hell, I hope just about anybody who is not Tim Pool gets Ye. I like laughing.