Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

[OrSoHelpMe]

Oh man, the guffaw I let out upon reading that Mayo caught on to her shenanigans and slapped her with a FND diagnosis. Being seen at THE Mayo Clinic is something many munchies aspire to but maybe they should be grateful they didn’t get their heart’s desire. And then she has the nerve to act like Mayo, one of the top hospital in the world especially when it comes to groundbreaking research, isn’t good enough for her. The hospital that required an international airport be put in little Rochester, MN because Saudi royalty need to be able to fly their personal jets directly there for medical care - it just isn’t skilled enough to handle our poor one in a million zebra Chelsea!

Don’t let her hear you calling her a mere zebra, she’s a uNiCoRn!

 

[Abby Normal]

Excellent OP as usual Syo!

It’s so exhausting reading her BS, I can’t imagine what it’s like to deal with in person.

I think the ‘adopted sister’ might just be a friend? At least she has a different name than her bio sister (I think?). But I wonder what’s up with her bio sister. Young women shouldn’t be getting C. Diff or dissecting arteries unless there’s some underlying issues. Could be what prompted this need for attention combined with failure to launch.

 

[glass_houses]

Excellent OP as usual Syo!

It’s so exhausting reading her BS, I can’t imagine what it’s like to deal with in person.

I think the ‘adopted sister’ might just be a friend? At least she has a different name than her bio sister (I think?). But I wonder what’s up with her bio sister. Young women shouldn’t be getting C. Diff or dissecting arteries unless there’s some underlying issues. Could be what prompted this need for attention combined with failure to launch.

I think @A tree may be onto something when she suggests that the sister has facial features that resemble someone with Mosaic Down Syndrome. People with this disorder are frequently born with heart defects. Having a sickly, impaired adopted sister around, soaking up all the attention, would drive a narc like Chelsea absolutely batshit.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

I’m curious what Twin Cities hospitals she frequents. She mentioned a few times about transferring to ‘the other campus’ which leads me to believe she mainly munches her hospital stays at the University of Minnesota, as they have both a West and East Bank campus. There’s also the pic from the back of the ambulance/medical transport that clearly said U of M on the back windows, though with so many medical facilities and hospitals in the Twin Cities, you can find ambulances and transports from every system at all the hospitals. Her precious Dr Byrd is a U of M Fairview hospitalist as well.

In general she comes across as incredibly self absorbed when she talks about how she can’t get the care she needs in her area. The Twin Cities has a large number of well regarded hospitals that cover basically every specialty that you can think of. Mayo of course, Abbott for heart and neurology, U of M for research, Regions for burn and stroke, Gillette and Childrens for pediatrics, both HCMC and Regions are level 1 trauma hospitals that receive trauma patients from all over the Midwest. And that’s just off the top of my head - I know there’s a lot more that I just don’t interact with. There’s the Fairview, Healthpartners/Park Nicollet, and Allina care systems that have hundreds (if not thousand) of specialty clinics in Minnesota. It’s not fancy in the Midwest but they do have excellent medical resources without having to go to the coasts for specialty things.

Do we know where in MN she lives? Knowing she went to Mayo I assumed she lived near Rochester but with the U of M ambulance she could live in the Twin Cities metro area, or near the Lakes Medical Center (Wyoming MN), or Northland Medical Center (Princeton MN). She really does have a lot of nerve to act like she can't get care in MN. MN also has robust disability services compared to most other states.

Edit: nevermind, in that 2019 article it says she lives in Lino Lakes (just north of Minneapolis). Her closest hospital is M Health Fairview St. John's Hospital.

Chelsea Lawrence, 29, of Lino Lakes, sponsored by Quality Insurance Service: Growing up in Red Wing, Minn., Lawrence embraced her love of exploration and adventure on the Mississippi River. While her heart remains on the banks of the Mississippi, she has lived and worked in many countries since her childhood in Red Wing. Lawrence, who works as a freelance artist, has an associate’s degree in early childhood education from Rasmussen College and a bachelor’s degree in biblical studies and theater, with a music emphasis, from the University of Northwestern. She enjoys skiing (both water and snow), going to the theater, traveling to new places and working with her church ministries.

 

[supersh7nee]

Do we know where in MN she lives? Knowing she went to Mayo I assumed she lived near Rochester but with the U of M ambulance she could live in the Twin Cities metro area, or near the Lakes Medical Center (Wyoming MN), or Northland Medical Center (Princeton MN). She really does have a lot of nerve to act like she can't get care in MN. MN also has robust disability services compared to most other states.

Edit: nevermind, in that 2019 article it says she lives in Lino Lakes (just north of Minneapolis). Her closest hospital is M Health Fairview St. John's Hospital.

She tags Maple Grove a lot on her Instagram. So I assume that’s where her mom’s house is. Doing a quick scroll through her Instagram, I also see location tags for Regions (St Paul), St Johns (Maplewood), and St Louis Park (Methodist Hospital I’m assuming) on her inpatient pics so she’s clearly willing to shop around for different ERs to get admitted through. She has the Fairview Maple Grove Clinic as a location tag on a pic, so I’m guessing Fairview is her in network for planned appointments. Regions and St Johns aren’t ridiculously far away from Maple Grove, but it’s odd to go there considering she would pass other hospitals and ERs on the way.

 

[GenociderSyo]

New Caring Bridge Post:

• 11/29/22
  • Now she gets attacks in waves where one ends and another begins. This has happened with up to 3 attacks at a time.
    • She says this happens 3 to 4 times a day.
      • She also states this causes her blood to become sluggish and pool.
  • She has a picture that allows doctors to see how all her disorders are connected and effect each other.
  • She still has no access to iv fluids so her hickman is not being used.
    • "That treatment was for my dysautonomia or POTS . It also had my potassium in it, which I am hypokalemic and in the hospital without it for five days I would crash to critical near cardiac arrest. "
  • She is using IV Hydration Packets.
    • These are just powder mixes to flavor water you can get at Costco that is a scam (archive).
    • 
  • She is now in constant MCAS because they wont give her her iv fluids.
    • "I’ve been surviving off of water, called IV hydration packets. I have to force them down. It is very hard for people like me to drink liquids or large amounts of it without throwing it back up it is not for dehydration. It’s due to my autonomic dysfunction of my central nervous system. Think of all the things you don’t have control of inside your body brain, lungs ,heart, bowels…. So I I came home and had a couple bags left we use them and since then I’ve been swallowing down the packets but once they took that treatment away, it made me being a constant state of MAST CELL."
  • She is now stating that she has breathing issues and requires oxygen.
  • She found some random doctor that is going to get her supplies.
    • He is getting her an oxygen tank, pain meds and IV fluids.
      • "So is that good news I get to share with you I am getting an oxygen tank!!! I am getting my fluids back!!! I am getting IV medication that I have needed for a very long time!! I am getting pain relief for my stomach that my other doctor said sure I’ll prove it. If this is the person does and then I never heard anything.. he said this is just the beginning. I need to get you back to baseline. And then we can go in the battle and figure out some other stuff and I said."
  • She is so happy now:
    • "Do you hear that? Do you hear that and I started singing I have the tiger any laughed. And he says that that right there is exactly why I love what I do you complex patients are the sweetest, most gentle kind people in the old said you may not look that sick but you’re probably the sickest person in that room and you probably are in the most pain. And you’re probably all theater kids and then I told him I was a theater major and he was like of course you are. "
  • The doctor told her to not go back to the hospital.
    • New doctor is telling her which hospitals to go to and what not to.
    • "He literally said do not go back to any more of those type of hospitals if you know me personally, you know what hospital I go to I am not revealing the name that I was at. I do not need a defamation case. I will be at some point maybe towards the end I will be calling in a hypothetical call asking what is a doctor may have broken a hippa law, and then we got charged for that person during that hippa law being broken. Because it’s straight up happened so anyway, I won’t burn a bridge till I have my Safetynet."
  • He's going to get her labs and hospice.
    • " And at that point, I’ll be on hospice before I get to too low. And this doctor will sign off on those papers. But the other great thing is, he’s running a full panel, rheumatology, liver, kidneys, immunology, everything you name it. "
  • She states she's in constant pain all the time and the meds she has is not strong enough so she's seeing a pain doctor in January.
  • She says she's getting arthritis now and that trying to distract herself from the pain only makes her have more attacks.
  • She doesn't think she'll live until Christmas.
    • "I’m hoping Lindsey would I consider beginning it back for a bit my goal is to make it to the holidays. I want my nephews to remember the holidays as a special time is a happy time not a sad time not a time that they lost somebody. They were all sick for Thanksgiving and had Covid so the time when they could’ve been germ free from everybody, literally going back to school back into the germ box to spread it around a bit more because quarantine time is less than what it should be. Just throw a mask on you’ll be fine to continually just keep getting sick texting gives it to my sister what time she can’t come over. "
  • She admits the first doctor who helped her is backing out of the things she said.
  • She states she understands every medical article she reads now and is knowledgeable because of her disorder and seizures giving her super powers.
    • "I learned a lot from this man, but I also had my theory proven correct! Do you remember me talking about my super powers? In my last post on one before that maybe it’s in the last one or to talk about after all my seizures all of a sudden I can comprehend the world in a whole new way like I could open the PubMed article or medical book and read everything and understand what I was reading, even words that we are Medical words that I had never seen before."
    • "I am not aware in my attacks as much as they try to tell me. Yes you are and my mother she’s awake. My mom will be together. Tried to tell me you’re awake during your attacks. I’m like what I’m having seizures. I don’t know where I go, but I’m not here the closest thing I can tell you to it it’s like passing out but it’s weirder. "
  • She found herself a quack of a doctor:
    • "Fast forward back to this meeting. Now I’m telling this guy that all people with disabilities have their own superpowers and I told the story about my nephew and everything and he goes. Oh yeah, you opened up your front lobe. And I gasped looked up mom when I said, did you just hear that if she has what I told you! So my theory was correct, that my brain was rewired during all my seizures. I probably was having frontal of seizures, but what was interrupting the eeg machine was I was having stiff person syndrome during it causing a lot more movement, causing it to look really different. "
  • Totally dying now cause they won't give her ferritin:
    • "I am definitely sleeping longer and that will happen with my ferritin. I will get paler. My organs will start to clog up and I call it sleeping beauty because you just sleep and sleep and sleep and sleep and you get so cold I remember being in the hospital getting so low, the whole bed was shaking and rattling. They had to get 8 heating blankets for me. I’m losing my appetite which is also contributing to that number getting lower. It hurts to push my medication. I think I’m going to be lowering my feed rate a little bit more because it’s starting to get uncomfortable things are slowing down."
  • Her latest PCA also left her and now her mom isn't even allowed to have any time for herself:
    • " If not, mom is still working around the clock every day with no reprieve night and day she can barely leave the house for a little bit and even when she does, she has to call in between to make sure that are you going to be able to make it or do I need to come home in between?"

 

[Vecr]

@GenociderSyo "These are just powder mixes to flavor water you can get at costco that is a scam (archive)." The stuff from cosco might be dubious but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_rehydration_therapy does exist as as far as I can tell it works. The CDC recommends it as the treatment for cholera. I don't know how you would tell if a commercial brand actually meets WHO/UN standards, though. There is something you can get called "DripDrop ORS" in the US, but who knows if it's as good as the real UN stuff.

 

[A tree]

It is physically impossible to be in a constant state of MCAS. The definition of how an MCAS attack works in the real disease as opposed to the munchie fabrication means that it takes a week or 2 for the histamine levels in the body to build up after an attack to the level where another can happen.

 

[GenociderSyo]

@GenociderSyo "These are just powder mixes to flavor water you can get at costco that is a scam (archive)." The stuff from cosco might be dubious but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_rehydration_therapy does exist as as far as I can tell it works. The CDC recommends it as the treatment for cholera. I don't know how you would tell if a commercial brand actually meets WHO/UN standards, though. There is something you can get called "DripDrop ORS" in the US, but who knows if it's as good as the real UN stuff.

This is true but the one she has shown is the one influencers all like to shill which really does appear to just be flavored enhancer.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

It is physically impossible to be in a constant state of MCAS. The definition of how an MCAS attack works in the real disease as opposed to the munchie fabrication means that it takes a week or 2 for the histamine levels in the body to build up after an attack to the level where another can happen.

She's also totally terminal you all, and needs hospice for pots and obesity chronic pain.

 

[Potato Cat]

I think her talk of "the doctor may have broken a hipaa law," is referring to this latest hospital stay and how the hospital/doctors contacted her outside doctors to let them know she's malingering.

Her doctors have an obligation to report this to the other physicians because giving her unnecessary narcotics, potassium and IV fluids is a form of self-harm. Potassium can kill. If she had any renal dysfunction, the IV fluids can cause harm. And she can OD from opioids.

I can guarantee that hospital ran everything by the legal department before they did this.

And it's obvious this new doctor is a private, self-pay doctor. How long until the Bank of Mom runs out of money?

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

"seizures" opened up her frontal lobe lmao what a quack this is going to be marvellous

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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I don’t think she understands the resolve by caretakers to resist the urge to place a blanket or towel over her face then make a seal over her nose and mouth and problem solved. I imagine it’s a daily, sometimes minute by minute battle not to act upon that urge. It’s the only thing I can think of when I see her fat face on my phone.
I bet the only reason it doesn’t happen is that grody hippo would spring right up out of that bed and beat mama to a pulp if she tried anything. I’m starting to wonder if there’s some elder abuse going on in that house.
Chelsea, I’d sleep very lightly if I were you.

 

[Potato Cat]

Do you think she found her thread?

 

[A tree]

Do you think she found her thread?

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I think she's onto us lads. Hi Chelton!

 

[Simon]

Great start, Syo! I have just barely started getting into the munchie world and this shit is fascinating. Look forward to a fun thread!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Can you be put on hospice for mental illness ? lol. Your miracle Doc is fake just like your illness.

 

[Elysian]

Can you be put on hospice for mental illness ? lol. Your miracle Doc is fake just like your illness.

I don’t think you can for most of them. Maybe if you’re anorexic and have starved yourself into being a super skelly like Ashley Isaacs, because doing that can really fuck you up and leave lasting health issues. I can’t see a munchie getting put on hospice unless they somehow managed to munch their way into an actual terminal illness, like if they put enough fecal matter into their toobz to become a Plaguebearer from Warhammer.

 

[Backinpogform]

Do you hear that? Do you hear that and I started singing I have the tiger any laughed. And he says that that right there is exactly why I love what I do you complex patients are the sweetest, most gentle kind people in the old said you may not look that sick but you’re probably the sickest person in that room and you probably are in the most pain. And you’re probably all theater kids and then I told him I was a theater major and he was like of course you are. "

Anything is possible if you lie