Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

 

[Uncle Buck]

doesn’t twitter also have a way to tip people? he has 50k followers, why isn’t he a billionaire from all the tips for all the quality content he produces?

oh right, he’s a fat retard.

I feel this somehow understates the matter.

 

[Big Boz]

Personally, I like the snippet from In Duh Black "Jenna" from the other forum posted while discussing his most recent spate of one-star reviews:
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"Annihilation Fuel" sounds like something the slob releases after a particularly large helping of barely edible Hooligans meatloaf hooks up with all the other rotten matter in his digestive system and causes "reactant mass".

"Thuk"? "Kivits"? "Chusexx"?

What are these, names of characters or the sounds your fat arms make as you type?

As for twitter:

Once again needlessly shoving himself into a thing with only the weakest, most minuscule connection to him

(L, A)

As well as something oddly fitting for him, except for the hero part of course

(L, A)

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@ravibrewster It's not always the S…

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[Chan the Wizard]

If by Pat’s own admission what the Fat Rick enjoyers are doing on Twitter isn’t “technically illegal” what does he expect the police and courts to do to them?

 

[Mr Moonface]

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Oh dear... Our friend has apparently used up his one chance:

 

[internet friend]

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Pathetic. How long until this fat fuck is crying I'VE BEEN SWATTED every time a police car goes past his street?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@ravibrewster It's not always the S…

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"FINALLY, the police have a detailed description of my tiny mushroom penis, stalkers"

But seriously, is Pat fat and dumb enough to do this for Twitter asspats, as his extremely gay comment about "Elon's far right extremist stalker-chud-childs " would suggest? All the cool woke celebrities are pretending to ditch Twitter, Pat may be hoping to once again ensnare unsuspecting policemen in his tiny penis drama, and link it to the Current Thing for asspats.

Yes, he is this fat and dumb, child.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pathetic. How long until this fat fuck is crying I'VE BEEN SWATTED every time a police car goes past his street?

"My wife asked me to put down the phone and get chicken from the store. She says her boyfriend is tired of my pepperoni. This is literally like being SWATed."

 

[Mr Moonface]

Edit. The above images were made available by OnAForums user 'Lamont & Tonelli', who has apparently been busy:

 

[JustStopDude]

Has he updated the sign on his front door bitching about the number of times he has been swatted?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"Thuk"? "Kivits"? "Chusexx"?

What are these, names of characters or the sounds your fat arms make as you type?

As for twitter:

Once again needlessly shoving himself into a thing with only the weakest, most minuscule connection to him
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(L, A)

As well as something oddly fitting for him, except for the hero part of course
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(L, A)

I doubt that Pat has a literary agent. If he does, he probably communicates with Pat by email once or twice a year. Guaranteed none of Pat's #amwriting #amdrunkondraftbeeragain manuscripts are being shopped around anywhere, Harper Collins or elsewhere. He published books that didn't make back their advance, that's the kiss of death for authors if you do it as consistently as Pat. it'd be one thing if he had a rabid fanbase or positive critical attention, but that will never happen.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's still oinking at the doubters:

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I get that he's a retard, but NOBODY has been swatted this many times in such a short period with no payoff for the swatter whatsoever. If it were a tranny trying to make the farms look bad, wouldn't they be swatting other cows, especially since Patrick blames the onaforums every single time and never kiwi? People rent DDoS attacks from the deep web on this site all the time, so why is it so crazy to think that the trannies told him how to rent swattings on the deep web (since this started right after he met with them for the Keffals piece)?

 

[Mr Moonface]

And the day just gets worse for our piglet:

 

[Ensign Faggot]

C'mon you guys, everyone knows Rick is the president of the Sons of Adiposity.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nice try Fatso, just because you told the Milwaukee police you're beating Nikki to death like a child of color instead of shooting her doesn't mean we don't know it's you.

And I don't think Fatrick puts too much thought into his universes. He vaguely knows that spaceships need lots of power, so he opens Project Rho, skims the Engine List, sees "Antimatter" and the associated problems, and just goes "Alright, annihilaton fuel it is, problems solved". He wants interstellar travel, so he just says "Jump drive" or whatever, and boom, FTL, whatever. No shits given about the implications.

I'm not convinced Pat actually reads Project Rho, because there's some glaring errors in the dildo spaceships he drew for his book that someone who at minimum reads that site (let alone didn't fail high school physics and graduate with a 1.2 GPA) would catch. Fatlimbson doesn't put much thought into his universe either since he's on record saying he just writes to be rich and famous. Wouldn't be surprised if the only reason Piggy ever started writing was so he could join the SFWA (after Scalzi told him back in 2007 he can't be an "associate member") and pretend to associate with famous people since his narc ego demands it.

Come to think of it, wasn't his second trilogy the one he just stopped caring and wrote in shit like Fonald Plump and Firstname Lastname to impress his (imagined) Twitter followers? And the Tiny Tim book obviously only exists for that small audience. SFWA until recently required three published SF works, so I guess Fatty stopped caring even the slightest about the quality of his writing once he got the blue checkmark of SFWA membership and its invitation to Paul Weimer's Pedo Party. Sad!

 

[Crux]

Imagine if he actually had a fraction of talent that his ego projects. The more I see his interactions the more I see him as Brian Griffin, Fatrick is exactly that stereotype. Pseudo intellectual, superiority complex, self aggrandizing.

 

[Ophelia]

If by Pat’s own admission what the Fat Rick enjoyers are doing on Twitter isn’t “technically illegal” what does he expect the police and courts to do to them?

“Bothering me and making fun of my weewee is a moral crime, child.”

 

[Grift Garrison]

Pat is so fucking stupid. If people have made 400 accounts because they keep getting banned, and they just keep creating new ones; what does it really matter if the old ones are reinstated? Banning them wasn't working to begin with.