Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Particle Bored]

Actual tough guy
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He'll cut me? Does my name tag say "cake" or "ham" on it?

Fat.

 

[AnOminous]

Cops called to piggy's house:

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All the swattings were listed as shootings. This time it's a battery? Or is piggy beating his wife?

Changed.

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11/30/2022 03:10:01 PM

2613 N OAKLAND AV,MKE

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BATTERY

Advised/Referral

 

[Mr Moonface]

And he just tweeted:

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Cops called to piggy's house:

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All the swattings were listed as shootings. This time it's a battery? Or is piggy beating his wife?

But how is this possible? Patrick ordered them to never return the last time.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

And he just tweeted:

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Who the fuck would willingly give him money at this point? I wish someone would give me $5 for doing nothing.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I hope a bunch of MPD officers aren't eating their teeth right now.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

And he just tweeted:

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Please Lord let this be Pat's foray into e-begging, his lolcow destiny needs to be manifested.

By the way, this great promising app he's shilling? Doesn't even have a black/mute function yet and moderation is a work in progress

If a pest gets approved they can troll him endlessly within ToS and he can't do shit hahaha. Great choice, social media pro.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

And he just tweeted:

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doesn’t twitter also have a way to tip people? he has 50k followers, why isn’t he a billionaire from all the tips for all the quality content he produces?

oh right, he’s a fat retard.

 

[grapeshark77]

Please Lord let this be Pat's foray into e-begging, his lolcow destiny needs to be manifested.

By the way, this great promising app he's shilling? Doesn't even have a black/mute function yet and moderation is a work in progressView attachment 3971247View attachment 3971247
If a pest gets approved they can troll him endlessly within ToS and he can't do shit hahaha. Great choice, social media pro.

That app is a mess, I'm on their list and every week I get an update where they say that most of the people who signed up can't get in and that they're trying to get a "diverse group" which means they're manually letting people in based on quotas. Also they have no employees and end every e-mail with a list of 20 positions they need filled. Pat is exactly the type of person dumb enough to link payment info to the site for "tips".

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

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FELONY ADVICE ASKING!!!

 

[Mr Moonface]

And it begins:



No swatter has ever called in a battery, you fat liar. And he's trying to bring Elon into the nonsense as well so he can go viral. What a fat pedophile.

Edit: More nonsense



Someone dares to question his idiotic lies, piggy responds:

 

[S.C.U.D.]

And it begins:

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No swatter has ever called in a battery, you fat liar. And he's trying to bring Elon into the nonsense as well so he can go viral. What a fat pedophile.

Does he not realize regardless of whether Elon personally bans them or not, or whatever the fuck Pat wants, these alleged cyberterrorists can still view his tweets and call swattings to his house whenever they want?

 

[SomethingFishi]

Pat probably loves being swatted. It's the only time he can point a fat, greasy thumb back at himself and proclaim to a wider audience that he's a victim of the cyberstalking menace. Maybe if he'd stop making such a spectacle of his life people would stop fucking with him. Then again, at that point he's nothing more than an author who writes books that no one reads.

Tl;Dr piggy squeals beget more piggy squeals

 

[FinnSven]

And it begins:

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No swatter has ever called in a battery, you fat liar. And he's trying to bring Elon into the nonsense as well so he can go viral. What a fat pedophile.

I still don’t understand why he thinks people having active accounts on twitter embolden them to SWAT him?

If an idiot wants to fuck with him like that, they will.

Is there a possibility of massive envy over Elon?

Elon is foolish like Fatrick, but unlike Fatrick, he has ridiculous money.

Where Fatrick is a failed sci fi writer, Elon is a failed space vacation arranger.

Fatrick weasels out of child support.
Elon pays it and barely notices.

Elons failures are still far more successful than anything Patrick could achieve.

As for this battery/swatting, perhaps Nikki got annoyed at Fatrick and shouted at him.
Out of fear he rings the police.
When the police come, Nikki has already told the fat twat to stop crying.
So to save face, he tweets that it was another swatting.

 

[Rent Tin]

Patrick you fucking retard. You keep getting SWATTED by retard faggots because you yourself are a retard faggot who screams and cries about it on Twitter, and they love to see that reaction. Stop fucking posting about it and MAYBE something will change.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I can't think of anything that signals "middle-aged and fat" harder than thinking you are a badass for driving a motorcycle.

Pat is a very late Gen X / Millennial, but evinces the very worst Boomer traits: unwarranted smugness, unearned entitlement, aggressive stupidity, and fatness. Some say his father was a GI who had his sperm frozen in 1945 as part of a top secret government experiment into pepperoni, only when it was thawed out and impregnated into some poor disappointed Momma 34 years later it came out retarded, like if Forrest Gump was a huge fat asshole who failed at everything because of his unpleasant personality and dumb decisions

He probably posts Boomer memes on his Facebook account, child.

But how is this possible? Patrick ordered them to never return the last time.

Pat is literally this:
CW: CANADIAN CONTENT
ALSO, 240p LOL

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Two hours to workshop the thread and that's what he came up with? Stick to tranny alien erotica

 

[Al from Dadeville]

All the swattings were listed as shootings. This time it's a battery? Or is piggy beating his wife?

Maybe he cut her because she thought about his V8 mustang

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

And it begins:

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No swatter has ever called in a battery, you fat liar. And he's trying to bring Elon into the nonsense as well so he can go viral. What a fat pedophile.

Edit: More nonsense

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Someone dares to question his idiotic lies, piggy responds:

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Someone here recently commented on how the SWATings have magically stopped since Elon took charge of Twitter. And now they magically resume shortly after the comment was posted. Just like with the Tiny Tim garbage.

 

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