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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Trigger Me Timbers said:
We will be nice and play pretend with you, heck you can go hog wild in the beauty parlor board. Just give us the juice.
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Not gonna lie, they'll have to fucking threadban me to stop me from making fun of Bonnie. At least two thirds of whatever he brings up will end up with, "but wait, didn't you allow that?" or "didn't you help or do something to make it worse?" He was so central to the farm and such a raging douchebag that my brain overrides information mode for chiding mode at the fucking desolate wasteland he gave up on as he tries to absolve himself of its faults. It's a moral obligation to me to let him know he can and should go fuck himself, you'll have to physically constrain me from shitposting about it. Tell 02 to lock me in the cellar again.
 
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Lol militia gofundme gobybebye

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It seems that the Unicorn Battalion's readiness is somewhat lacking. Those boys should have been better prepared, so as not to be outflanked so easily by Earl's preemptive strike upon the GoFundMe. Embarrassing!

What next? Is someone going to forget to fill the bbq grill sized propane tank that supplies the house, and the entire battalion freezes to death?
 
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Winnie the Poohnani said:
It seems that the Unicorn Battalion's readiness is somewhat lacking. Those boys should have been better prepared, so as not to be outflanked so easily by Earl's preemptive strike upon the GoFundMe. Embarrassing!

What next? Is someone going to forget to fill the bbq grill sized propane tank that supplies the house, and the entire battalion freezes to death?
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The entire batallion will be "out of spoons" leaving the non-polycule tranchers to fight off elusive earl by theirselves.
 
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I clicked randomly on the video and by luck I found a point where they briefly mention Kiwi Farms.

What I find most interesting about this clip is that Kevin thinks we are ''destroyed" still. I find it kind of baffling that people think the website is still down after the Keffals stuff.
 
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The tranch on a commie podcast
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I stared at this screenshot for about 10 seconds before I started laughing uncontrollably. That snapshot of the Ranch troons is one of the most perfect encapsulations of a mood I've ever seen.

Never have I seen a more stunning and brave group of women.
 
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YourFellowMeanie said:
I clicked randomly on the video and by luck I found a point where they briefly mention Kiwi Farms.

What I find most interesting about this clip is that Kevin thinks we are ''destroyed" still. I find it kind of baffling that people think the website is still down after the Keffals stuff.
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When the fuck did we get them on the zoning board's RADAR? I think they're equating us with their neighbors tired of the smell of close-proximity trannies.
 
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