DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Massive salt inbound

I hope he runs into NYCChrisG level of player again and goes for a 14 game or longer losing streak this time

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neck phones


Never gets old listening to Dave bitch about footsteps in MW. So quick to shit all over Infinity Ward and their sound design or whatever the fuck. Meanwhile this asshat got his sex toy looking neck accessory on, possibly the worst tool for the job outside like some walkie talkies or some shit. Def gotta be the dev tho. They should have known people were gonna play with neck phones.
 
Massive salt inbound

I hope he runs into NYCChrisG level of player again and goes for a 14 game or longer losing streak this time

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Can't wait for another entire weekend of Phil whining about Drive Impact.
That's actually not sarcasm, this game has delivered on the salt in a way we haven't seen in a long time.
 
Never gets old listening to Dave bitch about footsteps in MW. So quick to shit all over Infinity Ward and their sound design or whatever the fuck. Meanwhile this asshat got his sex toy looking neck accessory on, possibly the worst tool for the job outside like some walkie talkies or some shit. Def gotta be the dev tho. They should have known people were gonna play with neck phones.
As a CoD scrub, dude's not going to make use of footsteps anyways. You need to learn that shit, and Philium has neither the time, nor the patience for it.

Thing is, neither do I, but I adapt around that. Close doors, makes it more obvious than foot-steps. Lay traps, as enemies will either die because they're CoD speds, or stop and detonate it, alerting you.
 
Massive salt inbound

I hope he runs into NYCChrisG level of player again and goes for a 14 game or longer losing streak this time

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"sf6 goodness"
It looks like he had a brain shart here. Like he usually says"Street Fighter Action" or "Street Fighter fun" or any other variation of the "(name here)(adjective here) lunacy. Where did he even get this despicable way of talking from? It's worse than his use of the word "style."
 
He probably thinks that he will be showered with tips again. that is also a goodness he expects whenever he plays something new. Heck he got Pokemon goodness on tuesday only to be betrayed by CoD badness. I for one wait for the inevitable salt and rage when he gets stomped by fellow Silver players. As others have stated the most fun would be him getting stomped and ridiculed by EVO aces
 
As with most fighting games since SF Third Strike (and maybe before), getting good requires extended periods of practicing combos and techniques in training mode ad nasuem until it's muscle memory. That is why every home version of a game is sure to have a training mode, even his precious SF2. Jaha said as much on a ThatBeingSaid podcast interview, so you don't have to take my word for it. SF6 is most likely to follow this formula, as I saw the drunken master guy had some complex chains of moves.

Pig is not going to do this training. He's going to use his little pokes and footsies, cheap lag abusing tick-throws, and any other short cuts he can to eek out wins against scrubs or people suppressed by a bad connection (which might be Pig's, he won't show it so we will never know). He's also going to be tipsy if not drunk. I'm getting my fries ready, the salt is on the way. This game will be like every other game since super turbo: he's not going to learn how to play it properly and rage when things don't go his way.

It is crazy that he has a nice console, TV, stick, and his own little private space to hone his craft that he does professionally, but he'd rather play WWEC and scroll the boomer wasteland that is twitter than use it. Just goes to show that the purpose of that room is 100% to collect money from dents, and it has zero to do with passion or hobby interest.
 
The more time passes, the better everyone else will get, so I guarantee salt and/or multiple rage quits.

The beta was also cracked and people have still been labbing the game for the last couple months. Even if you didn’t get into the beta you could still download the cracked version to mess around in training mode.

I have no doubt he’s going to use this as an excuse because Capcom are fucking idiots and allowed people to break the law to hack the beta. There’s nothing he could do dude. Everyone else has been playing non stop while Phil has been busting his ass making meaningful reactionary content playing all the hot new releases.
 
The beta was also cracked and people have still been labbing the game for the last couple months. Even if you didn’t get into the beta you could still download the cracked version to mess around in training mode.

I have no doubt he’s going to use this as an excuse because Capcom are fucking idiots and allowed people to break the law to hack the beta. There’s nothing he could do dude. Everyone else has been playing non stop while Phil has been busting his ass making meaningful reactionary content playing all the hot new releases.
He already busted out that old gem during the first beta, because obviously anyone who does better than phil is a no life loser. Something about how people have been studying the game before the beta so they already knew all the khambos and new characters.

Also why is he participating in the beta with the over hyped childrens entertainers? I thought he was a regular guy like me who just played the games when they came out?!
 
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