DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

He would move in a hearbeat. Kath would be downstairs crying all the time, and Dave has to have a happy family.

Regarding moving , Dave has no real connection to Washington really. Why not sell the Renton-pig pen and just move somewhere cheaper. Think of all the WWE Champions pulls he can get with all the extra money! Dave just needs a stable internet connection and Kath just need a normal stable to live in.

I mean, Phil is never going to move until he’s evicted or the nursing service will no longer visit him because they’re sick of climbing over 20-gallon trash bags of hoarded cat shit and he has to go into assisted living. “Inertia” is the number one reason Phil doesn’t do anything he chooses not to do.

THAT BEING SAID *snort* I think a secondary reason is that he lives on a coastal state in a safe affluent suburb of a major city while most of his audience lives in Fat Cow Flyover States or the absolute post-apocalyptic squalor of places like London. It’s yet another sign of his supposed success which matters only to him and those on same low end of the intellectual bell curve where he’s elected to spend his entire adult life.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Why not sell the Renton-pig pen and just move somewhere cheaper.

Also he's a-scared to not live in a gated community. He seems paranoid of any audible commotion even in the gated community. He freezes and you can see the gin brain gears trying to turn like a very old dog whenever he hears something that isn't routine and familiar. Then he has to have like 12 seconds of chair stream just to come back and be like, "it was a UPS truck." After all, it might be Timbo asking for a few bucks back or the Mob is going to bust his kneecaps.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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The 'brain swelling' narrative is to cover for the hangover that he knows he has. He ain't stockpiling liquor for an apocalypse with those Total Wine receipts.


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*laughs just like a muppet*
*wiggles the lower half of his face like a muppets*
*watches a muppet christmas carol every year past the age of 9*
*has to comment on every little thing like those two elderly muppets in the theatre*
My face when

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Also he's a-scared to not live in a gated community. He seems paranoid of any audible commotion even in the gated community. He freezes and you can see the gin brain gears trying to turn like a very old dog whenever he hears something that isn't routine and familiar. Then he has to have like 12 seconds of chair stream just to come back and be like, "it was a UPS truck." After all, it might be Timbo asking for a few bucks back or the Mob is going to bust his kneecaps.

Oh yeah you should have seen the tweet this white nigger wrote when someone mentioned a potential Frank Hassle situation coming to him on the heels of the Boogie incident describing how his karen run community has panic boxes on every streetlight ready to deploy Rentons anti Treyvon division at the drop of a hat.

 

[Iron Father]

Some types of food are not meant to be transported before being consumed. They need to be eaten fresh and a lot of these restaurants have never delivered so they don't know anything about making their food stable enough to be jostled around in the seat of a car.

As an aside, Phil should be a case study on just how much convenience makes us lazy.
He lives a quick trip from all these places yet still he uses DoorDash, and then complains like a baby when the food is less than desirable.

Even that Muslim manatee Foodie Beauty occasionally gets in her car to get food so it's as fresh as possible.

 

[Piece of Peace]

As an aside, Phil should be a case study on just how much convenience makes us lazy.
He lives a quick trip from all these places yet still he uses DoorDash, and then complains like a baby when the food is less than desirable.

I'd say being an asshole misanthrope plays some part of it too.

 

[Iron Father]

I'd say being an asshole misanthrope plays some part of it too.

I think one of the more interesting things about him is how his misanthropic laziness rubs off on those around him.
We definitely saw that with PandaLee, and now Kat is a whale.

 

[Local Degenerate]

I'd say being an asshole misanthrope plays some part of it too.

Slight powerlevel, I'm an asshole misanthrope, damn near diagnosed (I'm aware it's not actually a condition, hence why I'm *not* diagnosed), and even I can haul myself out of my cave to get my own food, or ingredients for such. Granted, I'll take every possible opportunity not to, by way of having my wife do most of the shopping, but it's that very same misanthropy that makes me rather go out and get my own food, rather than trust some greasy, retarded stoner too incompetent to get a real job, too stupid to figure out DD and it's ilk is ripping them off, or both, not only to get my food and get it to me in a timely manner, but not steal it or defile it in some way, any more than them touching the lid already fucking disgusts me.

See, if I'm getting my own food, I can force a polite 'thank you', and drive away, and have that be my only interaction with people, keeping headphones in at all times, and meanmugging anyone who looks like they're going to defile the sacred rule of headphones. Doordash involves interacting with people directly to get my food, since none of these retards can figure out how to just leave it at my doorstep (if they can even find it, which has happened 0/3 times I've DD'd food), and, furthermore, letting them know where I live, and showing them I have enough disposable income to piss away on their shit job.

It's that last part that makes me utterly shocked that Phil relies on delivery as much as he does. He blows my mild paranoia out of the fucking water, and unlike me, at least has a reason to worry people are out to fuck with him, and yet he still regularly invites strangers to his door-step, and allows them to touch his food.

 

[Pargon]

I'd say being an asshole misanthrope plays some part of it too.

Nothing that a healthy, excessive dose of self-loathing can’t cure. Nothing overrides misanthropy and laziness like having convinced yourself at the age of thirteen that you’re subhuman even compared to lifers in ADX and that you should just go out and get your own fucking McNuggets instead of inconveniencing an actual person.

 

[Dona Morte]

Kiwi's aseemble.
We havereceived a CALLto action.
SEND SEND SEND SEND.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Also he's a-scared to not live in a gated community. He seems paranoid of any audible commotion even in the gated community. He freezes and you can see the gin brain gears trying to turn like a very old dog whenever he hears something that isn't routine and familiar. Then he has to have like 12 seconds of chair stream just to come back and be like, "it was a UPS truck." After all, it might be Timbo asking for a few bucks back or the Mob is going to bust his kneecaps.

I always found this shit so strange. Especially for someone who grew up on the mean streets of Connecticut. He gets super paranoid anytime he hears a car or anything outside he jumps up to peer out of his window.

I’m also reminded of when he was waiting for his dumbass neck phones to be delivered. He mentioned going outside and walking up to his neighbors houses and picking up their packages to make sure they weren’t his.

Imagine his reaction looking out the window and finding someone on his property messing with his packages.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

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The need to sneed

 

[LieLieFyre]

I always found this shit so strange. Especially for someone who grew up on the mean streets of Connecticut. He gets super paranoid anytime he hears a car or anything outside he jumps up to peer out of his window.

I’m also reminded of when he was waiting for his dumbass neck phones to be delivered. He mentioned going outside and walking up to his neighbors houses and picking up their packages to make sure they weren’t his.

Imagine his reaction looking out the window and finding someone on his property messing with his packages.

Dave lives in a world in his head where he is successful and detractors really are as bad as he says. So instead of the usual shitposting online we actually stalk his house and wanna shank him. Also speaking from personal experience being locked up in your house 24/6 is not healthy for your brain and will cause major paranoia.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

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Someone send them that awful pizza the pig was so proud of.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Now look at him, even at current food events, he is soulless and finding it harder and harder to hide his misery.

Such is the fate for career consoomers.

 

[Corpun]

THAT BEING SAID *snort* I think a secondary reason is that he lives on a coastal state in a safe affluent suburb of a major city while most of his audience lives in Fat Cow Flyover States or the absolute post-apocalyptic squalor of places like London. It’s yet another sign of his supposed success which matters only to him and those on same low end of the intellectual bell curve where he’s elected to spend his entire adult life.

You forgot to account how he basically likes to LARP as an adult as well. Owning that condo is a point of pride for him even though he doesn't technically own it from what I'm aware and has all this legal bullshit attached to it. In his mind that makes him a full fledged mature adult despite the following:

-He cannot and will not maintain his home or anything he owns
-He cannot and will not put money into savings and learn proper finances
-He cannot and will not invest in his home in whatever ways he can to improve and build it's value
-He cannot and will not do any maintenance or installations that are basic himself
-He cannot and will not learn to care for himself unless forced to
-He cannot and will not do household chores or learn to cook meals at home

I'm sure I'm missing some but basically, his whole world revolves around this delusion he is a successful adult and everyone, including his parents most likely at this point, is all jealous of him.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>I can't afford a gym membership







Perfect for DSP :^)

 

[Kosher Dill]

No gallon jugs in the gym? Then where would Phil keep his "seltzer"?