DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

I am sure that he is getting discount codes or refunds every time his order is fucked, so it really only benefits him.

that would require him to complain to an actual person and he's too big of a pussy to do that

 

[Corpun]

So honored to be mentioned on PoP's stream last night. Thank you OIC for putting my name on PoP's radar.

 

[myone]

here you go. listen to that CRISP audio quality. keep in mind this might not be everything you think it is. since this is from 2009 and I watched all of his Christmas specials, so they've blended together in me head.

Maybe my own dentedness is showing, but he doesn't come across as entirely soulless yet in this clip. Not that it's good, but there was an attempt.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Maybe my own dentedness is showing, but he doesn't come across as entirely soulless yet in this clip. Not that it's good, but there was an attempt.

no, that's accurate. Phil has become significantly more unhappy and lifeless as time goes on. Pop into his stream today, watch an hour, then pick any video from the darksydephil channel and watch it. I'm not joking, give it a go.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Phil's parents really should have had another abortion.

Has anyone considered the possibility that DSP is the result of a failed abortion and his parent's guilt about that is what's lead to him turning out this way?

Seems plausible.

 

[DeeTracktor]

''I was blocking, this is such bullshit!''

DSP's parents contraception - Sometime In 1981

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I am sure that he is getting discount codes or refunds every time his order is fucked, so it really only benefits him.

Coincidence?

DoorDash Cuts 6% of Staff, Joining Other Companies Reversing Pandemic-Fueled Hiring

The food-delivery company’s operating expenses grew too fast, its CEO said.

www.wsj.com

 

[Lord_Point]

5. Phil takes every little thing and blows it up as much as possible to make his life seem less empty than it really is

Pretty much this. Dave got an average looking fast food sandwhich, but the top bun kinda fell off... This was exciting enough for this cave dweller to bring it up daily for fucking months.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

If Phil got blocked by every Renton eatery within his delivery radius (or, more hilariously, from gig-based delivery services altogether) he would starve to death.

If memory serves this happened with his local Denny’s, he ordered some shit and “it didn’t look like the picture” and Kat’s pancakes only had chocolate chips on it instead of chocolate chips and chocolate sauce so he chargebacked the pancakes through UberEats or whatever and then he was bitching later that when he goes to order through online Denny’s he got an error saying that it no longer delivers to his location lmao

 

[Sup3r]

Maybe my own dentedness is showing, but he doesn't come across as entirely soulless yet in this clip. Not that it's good, but there was an attempt.

It was back when he still had a semblance of normalcy in life, he had friends, wasn't the ass end of the internet and before he got fired from Sikorsky. Before he deluded himself into thinking that he was better off a hermit.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Again all shit normal functioning people in normal society don't deal with cause they're not butter soft bitches who are afraid of their own shadow like Trent's brother (that's what I'm calling him from now on) and would actually go out and eat the food at the location instead of having it cool down and get shifted around in a styrofoam container for half an hour.

 

[ZehnBoat]

he ordered some shit and “it didn’t look like the picture”

did he really say that?
please say no.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Coincidence?

DoorDash Cuts 6% of Staff, Joining Other Companies Reversing Pandemic-Fueled Hiring

The food-delivery company’s operating expenses grew too fast, its CEO said.

www.wsj.com

DSP outlives another 1,250 ones.

He can't keep getting away with it.

 

[detractorzer0]

Again all shit normal functioning people in normal society don't deal with cause they're not butter soft bitches who are afraid of their own shadow like Trent's brother (that's what I'm calling him from now on) and would actually go out and eat the food at the location instead of having it cool down and get shifted around in a styrofoam container for half an hour.

Like many things, Phil doesn't understand how Doordash works. It's the reason he will bitch to the restaurant about things that aren't their fault. That Mexican place he complained about being messy? Well that wouldn't happen if you didn't pay extra to have some guy toss it in the back of a car and bring it to your door. Those luke warm meals are because the restaurant made the order as soon as they got it, it sat on a table for half an hour waiting for pick up and then someone had to drive it to him after god knows how many other deliveries.

Some types of food are not meant to be transported before being consumed. They need to be eaten fresh and a lot of these restaurants have never delivered so they don't know anything about making their food stable enough to be jostled around in the seat of a car.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Oh I guess this guy isn’t dead yet. Ok.




If Phil got blocked by every Renton eatery within his delivery radius (or, more hilariously, from gig-based delivery services altogether) he would starve to death.

Or live exclusively on his sauce.

''I was blocking, this is such bullshit!''

DSP's parents contraception - Sometime In 1981

HoIy shit. Bugged Condom Mechanics.
-Dave Burrell to Linda

 

[Corpun]

Maybe my own dentedness is showing, but he doesn't come across as entirely soulless yet in this clip. Not that it's good, but there was an attempt.

Agreed. Looking at his old DSP Tries It videos in PoP's streams shows even back in the Pandalee era he was still somewhat happy and human. He was a gormless freak back then, sure, but he had some form of personality. Watching him eat back then is amazing because you can tell it's a strange passion for him, almost like comfort. DEVOURing fast food and whatever other slop he'd buy for those probably brought him back to his childhood in between bitching about price and how it tastes.

Now look at him, even at current food events, he is soulless and finding it harder and harder to hide his misery. I'd actually have some pity for him and his life situation if it wasn't for the fact he made the conscious decision to get to where he was now and is a scamming narcissistic fucker.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Phil's parents really should have had another abortion.

RIP to the Burnell fetus. He died/didn't even get to live so that Phil could jerk off live on stream and carve out a reputation of scamming the young and the retarded. This truly is some satanic, bloodline curse shit.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Has anyone considered the possibility that DSP is the result of a failed abortion and his parent's guilt about that is what's lead to him turning out this way?

Seems plausible.

Dsp is a result of the classic lolcow formula, child is born on the spectrum, mother is overprotective, father doesn't care.

 

[Tears for T]

If Phil got blocked by every Renton eatery within his delivery radius (or, more hilariously, from gig-based delivery services altogether) he would starve to death.

He would move in a hearbeat. Kath would be downstairs crying all the time, and Dave has to have a happy family.

Regarding moving , Dave has no real connection to Washington really. Why not sell the Renton-pig pen and just move somewhere cheaper. Think of all the WWE Champions pulls he can get with all the extra money! Dave just needs a stable internet connection and Kath just need a normal stable to live in.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Moving involves a lot of effort and stress though. Not to mention the cost, and having to fly his parents over to pack for him.