DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

Fuck the weather man for lying to Phil last night.

 

[Sup3r]

Missed a good opportunity to bring up his Twitter, oh you can't reach him until Tuesday well did you try his twitter account he's on it four times a day on a slow day.

But Phil can't look at derich's twitter, it may cause his momwife to divorce him.

To "trap" detractors with that when he says he doesn't pay attention to anything trolls say doesn't at least click a light bulb in their head to not throw this guy money... Nothing will.

Until his audience grows a brain, his scams and bullshit will continue to happen and work no matter what evidence of his bullshit is discovered and made light of publicly.

Thing is, none of them at this point actually care slightly that he's lying. They're either too focused on being the center of attention or just too damn stupid to get it.

I heard Kat finally ponied up the money for their Day Awf. And Phil was... happy about it? Whuuuut? So why is Phil the only one who seems to pay for everything? For all the dents he has helping pay for Kats leisurely lifestyle I would hope he's letting some off them smash too.

He's happy because it means more for his gacha and he pays for everything because it's the only way to keep her amicable enough to stick around for his illusion of the happily married man shtick. Despite how much financial trouble he's (allegedly) in, she never puts her own in to help.

Well, Violet has that uncomfortably sexy professor (that kinda looks like Fallout 4's Elder Maxson), so, obviously, he has to get the one with the cave woman, because he's not gay.

But he can't look at attractive women since he's married dood. Just looking will risk him getting divorced dood.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

So the friend of a friend got back to me with the timetable transcript of the dispatch to police from Dave's supposed swatting and there was some interesting things that I don't believe have been covered.
1. The caller named himself Trent Burnell born on 3/15/2000
2. The dispatch claims in the call they heard a girl screaming as well as several gunshots, the girl was his sister aged 11.

The fuck? Swatting incident was an inside job all along?

 

[JimiHendrix]

Guess I have a trip to take on the autism vortex.

here you go. listen to that CRISP audio quality. keep in mind this might not be everything you think it is. since this is from 2009 and I watched all of his Christmas specials, so they've blended together in me head.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So the friend of a friend got back to me with the timetable transcript of the dispatch to police from Dave's supposed swatting and there was some interesting things that I don't believe have been covered.
1. The caller named himself Trent Burnell born on 3/15/2000
2. The dispatch claims in the call they heard a girl screaming as well as several gunshots, the girl was his sister aged 11.

wellness check

 

[Chernabog3000]

Damn crazy that in 2022 Phil finds a man cosplaying as a women on stream a super terrible and despicable thing. I mean worse than jerking off in front of potential children.

Wild take. I know the troons aren't exactly on the top of anyone's favorite list here. But I genuinely don't beleive there's all that much wrong with male streamers dressing up as women. Not my cup of tea but so be it. That sorta weird gender shit I don't see a problem with, further than that I can't say but what he's describing vs what he's comparing it too. Really shows you whats going on in his brain. Lol. Just a shit take when you consider what he's trying to say.

People says he's talking about pro Jared. And maybe he is. But it makes the femboy chat meta and overall gayness of Dave ten times more juicy if he's lowkey a F1NN5TER fan.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Organized Derailment]

I know I'm late on this, but the fact that he financed a new TV the second he found out he was eligible is indisputable proof that he hasn't learned a fucking thing about handling money responsibly.

How many times has been on a prestream complaining about x, y, and z payment coming up shortly, and how hes worried that he won't be bale to afford it? Things were so bad that he had to declare bankruptcy. Doesn't matter... He was just excited that Amazon didnt check credit, and he couldn't wait to spend more money that he doesn't have.

Remarkable retard.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Didn't he insult people who get excited for Black Friday sales? Because they're not actually bargains or some shit? Maybe I'm tripping.

When other people go to try and get deals, they're marks who fell for the big box store scams. When Phil does it, he's taking advantage of deals, and everyone else around him are still stupid idiot shit eating morons who should be at home.

Futurama - At last, you're becoming a crafty consumer! Hello? I'll take eight!

Episode: The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

youtu.be

 

[Iron Hamster]

I know I'm late on this, but the fact that he financed a new TV the second he found out he was eligible is indisputable proof that he hasn't learned a fucking thing about handling money responsibly.

How many times has been on a prestream complaining about x, y, and z payment coming up shortly, and how hes worried that he won't be bale to afford it? Things were so bad that he had to declare bankruptcy. Doesn't matter... He was just excited that Amazon didnt check credit, and he couldn't wait to spend more money that he doesn't have.

Remarkable retard.

while making well more than enough to cover everything plus he already grifted the price of the TV

 

[Dona Morte]

here you go. listen to that CRISP audio quality. keep in mind this might not be everything you think it is. since this is from 2009 and I watched all of his Christmas specials, so they've blended together in me head.

Nibbah not wearing pants isn't he?
Horrific.

 

[Lord_Point]

My theory is the 90 Minute Rule specifically exists to get him out of a P5R run since Persona games start with ~3 hours of cutscenes to set everything up.

P5R add another digital female character. Puritan Dave would never sully his married eyes with such filth!

Anyways his jRPG rule takes care of it not playing it. Like RougeRed said its just a weird ass rule that lets him filter out whatever he feels like. I bet half the viewers "choice" games end up being boring ass walking sims that are nothing but cut scenes.

 

[Corpun]

here you go. listen to that CRISP audio quality. keep in mind this might not be everything you think it is. since this is from 2009 and I watched all of his Christmas specials, so they've blended together in me head.

Thanks. Found it myself a little while ago scrolling through all his shit. Absolutely revolting he thought that was appropriate,

Since he was talking about headaches again recently and his retarded concept, they are caused by brain swelling, do you all think he thinks that is true because he would get seriously hung over constantly? It wouldn't shock me if he was mixing up hangovers with headaches and decided randomly brain swelling causes them for him for whatever reason.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"Falinks, Oh like Phalanx like the Roman Soldiers" I'm having an aneurism, help me.

What do you mean? You just got EXPOSED for not having a ROBUST CLASSICAL EDUCATION like Phail did! CAUGHT THE FUCK OUT! I bet you weren't even taught Latin (which then allowed you to learn every other language) like Phail did. You see, before Marcus Furius Camillus reformed the Roman legion into maniples (and by the way if you don't know what a maniple is it's a formation previously used by uuuuuh... Hirpinians, Caracenians, anything Samnite-based) they fought in a Greek-style hoplite-style phalanx! Not to mention that even after the Camillan reforms but before the Marian ones, the triarii still fought in the old-style Greek-style hoplite-style phalanx.

DEBOONKED

 

[Dona Morte]

Stationary WINS.
Flawless victory.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

The irony is that Mr "everyone is a paid shill" wants the viewers to pay him so he can literally advertise some of the biggest corporations in the world for hours on end.

you say irony. I say hypocrisy.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Stationary WINS.
Flawless victory.

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Every time I see a clip of Phil these days, it's practically a guarantee that he's wearing a scowl. It's only enhanced by that thing he calls a goatee. I thought he enjoyed his job?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Wow was anyone counting the number of ragequits tonight? Didn't watch the entire stream but when I checked every now and then it seemed like he was quitting a shit ton.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Wow was anyone counting the number of ragequits tonight? Didn't watch the entire stream but when I checked every now and then it seemed like he was quitting a shit ton.

Low tips makes Phail a pissy boy. He also did this thing that he did back when he had low tips and kept getting dumpstered in Street Beggar where he refused to end the stream in a timely manner and kept playing way overtime until he got any kind of win. Before he ended the stream he RQ 6 matches and on the 7th one he was lucky to get into a Derich lobby where his team won.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

So the friend of a friend got back to me with the timetable transcript of the dispatch to police from Dave's supposed swatting and there was some interesting things that I don't believe have been covered.
1. The caller named himself Trent Burnell born on 3/15/2000
2. The dispatch claims in the call they heard a girl screaming as well as several gunshots, the girl was his sister aged 11.

Yeah, not buying this. Have you seen the swat stream? The police didn't do a tactical entry, nobody was cuffed, it was a pretty quick visit where it was laughed off as gamer shit. If they heard that screaming and gunshots on the call they would NOT fuck around with a soft response like that.