DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Now I am a little retarded in general and very retarded when it comes to meteorology, but Washington state is pretty north, how is it not familiar with snow?
Good question, has to do with the jetstreams and Washington gets the warm air from the pacific pushed up it's way while the cold air is forced east and south towards places like the midwest and upstate New York. The chinook I believe the effect is called.
 
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Good question, has to do with the jetstreams and Washington gets the warm air from the pacific pushed up it's way while the cold air is forced east and south towards places like Minnesota and upstate New York. The chinook I believe the effect is called.
TIL. Big ups for teaching me something today. Northern Rust belt people don't understand not freezing weather in winter.
 
Good question, has to do with the jetstreams and Washington gets the warm air from the pacific pushed up it's way while the cold air is forced east and south towards places like Minnesota and upstate New York. The chinook I believe the effect is called.
Neat! But yeah, winter varies a lot. I knew a woman from London who joked about being traumatized by her first Coastal Nor'easter. Before that, she thought my ski mask was a joke.
 
Western RPGs (Elder Scroll/Fallout etc.) ARE eligible

Hope everyone enjoys playthough number 28 of Skyrim and Fallout. Even his dents can read between the lines and see daddy is CRAVING some gin and Bethesda game play.

I suspect Alatta P. Paul will also find he was CRAVING another skyrim/fallout playthough and will ask dave (behind da scenes of course) to do another 6 month ginthough of skyrim.
 
TIL. Big ups for teaching me something today. Northern Rust belt people don't understand not freezing weather in winter.
NP there's also to variants ones the inland and the other is the coastal chinook, the inland variant is why it's noticeably warmer in Alberta during the winter than other parts of the Canada and the border because the warm air is pushed in and trapped in a sort of bowl from the surrounding mountains.
 
I believe he has gotten a credit card since the leaks. I noticed a couple months back he was spending thousands on hogans when he had several low tip streams. He also keeps mentioning how he doesn't have credit, which means he does have credit. I just think his plan was to get a card asap and slide into another bankruptcy.
My bet is just the standard Amazon card. They gave me one at high interest and low limit when I was rebuilding my credit. I didn't have a bankruptcy though, just no credit history at the time.

The Amazon payment plan option is interest-free (on my account at least) but it's a bad choice because you forfeit the 5% Amazon points. If you choose the predatory Affirm payment plan there's high interest added.
 
Hope everyone enjoys playthough number 28 of Skyrim and Fallout. Even his dents can read between the lines and see daddy is CRAVING some gin and Bethesda game play.

I suspect Alatta P. Paul will also find he was CRAVING another skyrim/fallout playthough and will ask dave (behind da scenes of course) to do another 6 month ginthough of skyrim.
another skyout playthrough where he'll get a companion to do everything while he hides in a bathroom
 
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Hope everyone enjoys playthough number 28 of Skyrim and Fallout. Even his dents can read between the lines and see daddy is CRAVING some gin and Bethesda game play.

I suspect Alatta P. Paul will also find he was CRAVING another skyrim/fallout playthough and will ask dave (behind da scenes of course) to do another 6 month ginthough of skyrim.
Why hasn't this fagat done an Elden Ring redemption/gimmick run yet? What is he waiting for? Also, what about a Fallout 4 retrospective run where he gets to reminisce on the time he gave it a 9.75 on the KOGaming channel that totally could've been a massive success but *insert generic DSP excuse here*
 
Why hasn't this fagat done an Elden Ring redemption/gimmick run yet? What is he waiting for? Also, what about a Fallout 4 retrospective run where he gets to reminisce on the time he gave it a 9.75 on the KOGaming channel that totally could've been a massive success but *insert generic DSP excuse here*
1) Because Elden Ring is not fun in the first 90 minutes THUS violates the rules
2) Bethesda games can be played sloshed on gin are chill
3) Alatta P. Paul told him behind da scenes they DONT want ER or DIV2 or any other entertaining games.
 
1) Because Elden Ring is not fun in the first 90 minutes THUS violates the rules
2) Bethesda games can be played sloshed on gin are chill
3) Alatta P. Paul told him behind da scenes they DONT want ER or DIV2 or any other entertaining games.
My theory is the 90 Minute Rule specifically exists to get him out of a P5R run since Persona games start with ~3 hours of cutscenes to set everything up.
 
My theory is the 90 Minute Rule specifically exists to get him out of a P5R run since Persona games start with ~3 hours of cutscenes to set everything up.
I think it's an intentionally nebulous requirement so he can use it to disqualify games he doesn't want to play.

"Uhhhh, wellll, I like it but it starts off really slow, so I don't think it will work."
 
You can't go from BANNING people in chat for talking about sports to grifting the Superbowl, for what?! Ads!!! Bro I stg this Superbowl ad shit is ironically marketing in its own way. Superbowl ads are nothing special, they haven't been anything special for a while.

Superbowl ads being "the best part" is just some shit you tell your mom to keep her busy.[/SIZE]
The irony is that Mr "everyone is a paid shill" wants the viewers to pay him so he can literally advertise some of the biggest corporations in the world for hours on end.
 
i still remember the first Christmas special...when phil came on screen, seemingly naked aside from a santa robe, man is hairy like a fucking ape. also had a jingle bells song mocking the trolls and even dethface was there...oh who could forget lovable dethface...fuck I'm going back to reading the RT thread
Is this video still up on his old channel?
DSP (after his amazingly embarrassing prom story) talks about his parents shitty marriage and how they may have cheated on each other so they were overprotective of him, so when he disobeyed his mother and got into a horrible car crash because of it and she was angry he disobeyed her he said "fuck this if you're going to make life about you and not about me anymore I don't care" (HE LITERALLY SAID THIS) and it "taught them a lesson" and "straightened them out a bit".
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Phil's parents really should have had a second child. There is a slight chance as a non-single child he would have grown up with less entitlement, ego, and narcissism without Linda pampering his lazy ass every day. Of course we could have ended up with a second DSP.
Another thing he mentioned quickly but that I want to make emphasis on is that his parents bought the car that Phil destroyed, even if Phil is a manchild his parents are still stupid because they are indulging his son terrible behavior, if I had a son that is telling me that will waste thousands on dollars on a video game tournament I wouldn't buy him a car, I would tell that if the wants a car he can use his own money because he is old enough to start buying his own things now that he has a job, his parents indulge his entitled behavior, it shows how he never actually have to struggle or use his own money since mom and dad always bought him things, his mom even did his laundry when he was living by himself in the CT condo, no wonder he ended up so entitled and lacks understanding on how to manage his money properly, he never had too.
I believe this was also the rant he showed how alien he was with understanding relationships as well. He mentioned his parents wanting a divorce and bringing up Dark Dave and how it would affect his development (As a teenager). Phil's dumbass doesn't understand why they did that and bitched in a rant about them making their problems all about him.

This fucking retard.
He had 2 monitors then one died so he bought one before black friday but then also bought one on black friday because a friend a long time ago bought an insigna tv that died so he got a gaming monitor but since his old monitor was 60hz and this one was 165hz it was ghosting but he doesn't need all that gamer shit but bought a gaming monitor anyway on black firday and got it the next day and set it up but also bought it before black friday.
That weird brag only confirms to me that he is still a sucker for marketing and spends money the instant he has it, proving his addiction beyond a doubt. Without gacha that condo would be packed with junk he bought on impulse. Remember all those Blu-rays he has? Dent has stated he has multiple copies of the same film. He's a super retarded consumer who has no concept of saving money and this is probably one of the best things to laugh at him over considering how much he scams his tards out of. Look at his treadmill rant, instead of looking at affordable ones that do the job he looks at super expensive ones that have all sorts of shit added on.
I very much doubt he has any back injury and used it as a cover story as to why he doesn't drive himself around, does no manual labour and as to why he sways.
I doubt his back injury is serious or real at all as well. More than likely whatever incident he claimed caused it (I assume it was his terrible totally serious car accident on the highway he had as a teen which totally doesn't contradict how he was a bodybuilder until his 20s) gave him some very minor pain and being the tard he is he overexaggerated it in his head.
 
So the friend of a friend got back to me with the timetable transcript of the dispatch to police from Dave's supposed swatting and there was some interesting things that I don't believe have been covered.
1. The caller named himself Trent Burnell born on 3/15/2000
2. The dispatch claims in the call they heard a girl screaming as well as several gunshots, the girl was his sister aged 11.
 
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