DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Didn't he insult people who get excited for Black Friday sales? Because they're not actually bargains or some shit? Maybe I'm tripping.

Indeed he did but his a impulsive retard that falls for any marketing.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I haven't seen it mentioned here but Phil talked about the things he bought on Black Friday

Funny how he magically has that money available when a few weeks ago he cried and begged for money. Imagine if he ever gets his hooves on a credit card again. Bankruptcy 2 Electric boogalo begins

So this retard just admitted he spent $40's on a controller with ''anti stick buttons'' and a new duel monitor for ''editing and shit'' for his raw unedited content...which he admits he ''will never use'' just because both items were discounted...both pointless purchases

''I dont use my PC for gaming, I just NEED nice dual monitors for Youtube and stuff like that'' Timecode 8:50 if y'all dont believe me

He will be crying poor again for his day off though...

 

[Balr0g]

So this retard just admitted he spent $40's on a controller with ''anti stick buttons'' and a new duel monitor for ''editing and shit'' for his raw unedited content...which he admits he ''will never use'' just because both items were discounted...both pointless purchases

''I dont use my PC for gaming, I just NEED nice dual monitors for Youtube and stuff like that'' Timecode 8:50 if y'all dont believe me

He will be crying poor again for his day off though...

I don't get either why he needs a second monitor. I mean I also have 2 but I also do some editing and Pc game streaming and 2 are esential for that. But Phil isn't streaming Pc games and editing? The only thing he himself edited was the playlist foe his marathon. Or is this the carot for his dents to cough up more money for a new gaming pc? Like "Looks guys I already have two monitors I just need a new pc and then we can open a new world of games which would really save the channel this time"

 

[wahkando]

The reason he is buying so much shit again is because Amazon is allowing him to buy things using a payment plan again.

It was only a matter of time

 

[DeeTracktor]

I don't get either why he needs a second monitor.

Aaaaaaaand a new laptop for OBS and chat. And has already spent last months sub bomb on WWE Champions before Black Friday

He is still chasing the dopemin hit of new stuff whilst begging for memberships for an Xmas goal he was going to do anyway.

 

[Japs_eye]

His CoD streams always contain his worst proclivities when it comes to gameplay. The incessant whining, and the excuses for every single kill. I just can’t see, for the life of me, how anyone can genuinely enjoy that. It’s like listening to a baby cry and beat on pots and pans for two hours.

Oh yeah his CahD streams are tahhhxic as fuck that's why they're kino Just perfect comedic timing


I WAS FUCKING BEHIND COVER

*Cut to kill cam where he's clearly standing out in the open*

I SHOT HIM LIKE A MILLION TIMES

*Cut to kill cam where he unloads the whole clip into the wall and shoots the enemy once in the leg*

It's constant salt from someone who's just BAD at the game. Like even his derichs know he's trash


It's the only game I watch him play and I will continue to as long as he doesn't wage quit it and @Piece of Peace keeps restreaming it

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Yeah I wouldn't be against writing schizo screeds about Phil being absolute dogshit at a video game but the problem is that he barely plays games that I'm interested in and am playing myself, or have played if it's an older one. I checked his playlists rn and the last game he played that I would do write ups on was Mirror's Edge and he played that 6 months ago, and before that is Lost Judgment which released back in September last year.

And with many retro games (Pig played some over the summer), the fun/challenge is in memorizing long strings of patterns, tight timing, and maintaining concentration over extended periods. When a person savescums and just plows through enough times for the RNG to be on their side, it removes all suspense and thus all spectator entertainment value. It's like watching a tight rope walker, except the tight rope is 2 feet above the ground, and he doesn't even start from the beginning when he falls off.

I haven't seen it mentioned here but Phil talked about the things he bought on Black Friday

Funny how he magically has that money available when a few weeks ago he cried and begged for money. Imagine if he ever gets his hooves on a credit card again. Bankruptcy 2 Electric boogalo begins

And yes, Imagine him now having to pull out his crusty, corroded, mildewed wedding suit to actually have to physically go to the bankruptcy court; shifting his weight back and forth in an ADHD Autistic peepee dance and desperately trying to hold in his belches and snorts, sweat saturating his back as the alcohol withdrawals begin to take effect. DSP is prayingfor another lockdown; that was the best thing that ever happened to him.

 

[Brother Wind]

Didn't he insult people who get excited for Black Friday sales? Because they're not actually bargains or some shit? Maybe I'm tripping.

Even better, he has worked for electronic retailers. So, not only has he said this. He personally knows this shit. Which, advice for my fellow farmers, if the deal is "a thing" for a wild price. Such as a flat screen TV at $12. Or a laptop or a tablet. Without a brand. It is in fact some generic store brand thing made as cheaply as possible. If the deal is more specific then, you are doing better. But, it is usually something we got shipped the week prior specifically for Black Friday that gets shipped back on the 26th.

But yes, Phil knows this. Phil apparently doesn't remember this.

EDIT: Now thinking on it, I think DSP is especially retarded. Because I think he said the Black Friday tactic is to raise prices in November and then drop them to normal for Black Friday. Which, I am up at the actual ass crack of dawn sick, but I am pretty sure thats fucking illegal. And you would be real surprised how many big corporations do actually try and avoid doing illegal shit.

 

[Ortsnay]

The reason he is buying so much shit again is because Amazon is allowing him to buy things using a payment plan again.

It was only a matter of time

Oh well, this is what happens when he's given no reason to learn. He'll always have his paypigs and bankruptcy for his safety net.

On that note, I'd be willing to bet money he's only paying the initial payment on everything and won't pay the rest.

 

[Iron Hamster]

they were overprotective of him

I'm sure they were overprotective because he was a sped. Not because of some mythical cheating in the marriage.

I don't know if I got this recommendation because I watch detractor videos or medical videos:

So this retard just admitted he spent $40's on a controller with ''anti stick buttons''

lol. He just sets himself up for ridicule. How is he going to blame them now for his phailures?

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

lol. He just sets himself up for ridicule. How is he going to blame them now for his phailures?

Defective product because it was a Black Friday deal. Too easy.

 

[Japs_eye]

I don't know if I'm the only sportsfag here that got triggered by dark's Superbowl ad event.

First thing I need to get off my chest though, if you say you watch the Superbowl "just for the ads" you are a

FAGGOT.

Wow dood you're so quirky and special you're not like the other girls streamers , how do I send a donation?!

Back to the topic though: I'm not going to defend my love for large sweaty men bashing each other's skulls in for entertainment, but what I  will say is that sports would GREATLY benefit DSP and others like him. Shit like football, it gives you something to look forward to. My week may have sucked dick but I got a day full of gladiatorial kino on Sunday at least . Hell, dsp's home team the seachickens have been surprisingly good this year!

But instead my pigga snorts and hisses at the idea."Why would I watch fucking sports *snake laugh*" but also

"Guys, so I have a new Superbowl uhh membership goal" uhhhhhh no nigger that's not how that works...

You can't go from BANNING people in chat for talking about sports to grifting the Superbowl, for what?! Ads!!! Bro I stg this Superbowl ad shit is ironically marketing in its own way. Superbowl ads are nothing special, they haven't been anything special for a while.

Superbowl ads being "the best part" is just some shit you tell your mom to keep her busy.

 

[DeeTracktor]

On that note, I'd be willing to bet money he's only paying the initial payment on everything and won't pay the rest.

Luckily for Jeff Bezos, Amazon take the money out from your card linked to your account when the payment is due.

Give it six months or so and Piggy will find himself on the hook for a couple hundred a month on useless crap he cant stop himself from buying on the payment plan, and Amazon will get every single penny he owes them

So if he starts randomly ranting that Amazon are a piece of shit company, we will know why. Same as when he rants about people stealing from his account during the bank leaks which coincide with a TJ update about hom much he has spent on WWEChampions

lol. He just sets himself up for ridicule. How is he going to blame them now for his phailures?

But it WAS $60 before the Black Friday Deal dooooood! DEBUNKED!

DSP wins again

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

I don't know if I'm the only sportsfag here that got triggered by dark's Superbowl ad event.

First thing I need to get off my chest though, if you say you watch the Superbowl "just for the ads" you are a

FAGGOT.

Wow dood you're so quirky and special you're not like the other girls streamers , how do I send a donation?!

Back to the topic though: I'm not going to defend my love for large sweaty men bashing each other's skulls in for entertainment, but what I  will say is that sports would GREATLY benefit DSP and others like him. Shit like football, it gives you something to look forward to. My week may have sucked dick but I got a day full of gladiatorial kino on Sunday at least . Hell, dsp's home team the seachickens have been surprisingly good this year!

But instead my pigga snorts and hisses at the idea."Why would I watch fucking sports *snake laugh*" but also

"Guys, so I have a new Superbowl uhh membership goal" uhhhhhh no nigger that's not how that works...

You can't go from BANNING people in chat for talking about sports to grifting the Superbowl, for what?! Ads!!! Bro I stg this Superbowl ad shit is ironically marketing in its own way. Superbowl ads are nothing special, they haven't been anything special for a while.

Superbowl ads being "the best part" is just some shit you tell your mom to keep her busy.

Annnd this is why I gotta take extended breaks from this site...

lol, calm down man. Its just some reclused clown over the internet.

 

[Japs_eye]

(Timestamp @ 28:47)

DSP (after his amazingly embarrassing prom story) talks about his parents shitty marriage and how they may have cheated on each other so they were overprotective of him, so when he disobeyed his mother and got into a horrible car crash because of it and she was angry he disobeyed her he said "fuck this if you're going to make life about you and not about me anymore I don't care" (HE LITERALLY SAID THIS) and it "taught them a lesson" and "straightened them out a bit".

Bro the amount of dirty laundry my mans has aired out is insane

We need Linda to do a react event in response . Special guest appearances from T's family and that "hot Latina" from middle school

Annnd this is why I gotta take extended breaks from this site...

lol, calm down man. Its just some reclused clown over the internet.

WDYM? I mean like, if that's the case why talk about DSP at all. This thread just reached the 3,000th page, and this is the #2 thread because the other one go maxed out!! And it's all been about that aforementioned "reclused clown" so I guess I'm not the only one who's taken an interest.

Also idk what made you think this was a mati post, maybe the excessive "!!!"'s but that is just how I like to type. I never particularly get angry at dark because he's just such an insane person it cracks me up. Pic related

 

[marlintan]

I don't know if I'm the only sportsfag here that got triggered by dark's Superbowl ad event.

First thing I need to get off my chest though, if you say you watch the Superbowl "just for the ads" you are a

FAGGOT.

Wow dood you're so quirky and special you're not like the other girls streamers , how do I send a donation?!

Back to the topic though: I'm not going to defend my love for large sweaty men bashing each other's skulls in for entertainment, but what I  will say is that sports would GREATLY benefit DSP and others like him. Shit like football, it gives you something to look forward to. My week may have sucked dick but I got a day full of gladiatorial kino on Sunday at least . Hell, dsp's home team the seachickens have been surprisingly good this year!

But instead my pigga snorts and hisses at the idea."Why would I watch fucking sports *snake laugh*" but also

"Guys, so I have a new Superbowl uhh membership goal" uhhhhhh no nigger that's not how that works...

You can't go from BANNING people in chat for talking about sports to grifting the Superbowl, for what?! Ads!!! Bro I stg this Superbowl ad shit is ironically marketing in its own way. Superbowl ads are nothing special, they haven't been anything special for a while.

Superbowl ads being "the best part" is just some shit you tell your mom to keep her busy.

Bud... Wei... Ser... Hello... who's this? Deez who? Deez nuts!!! WHATSUUUUUUUUUUUUUP...

All more memorable than the raiders vs bucaneers superbowl... just saying.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Imagine if he ever gets his hooves on a credit card again.

Given the noticeable spike in how he has been spewing out unprovoked monologues about how he 'can't fall back ahn kredit anymore' (lol) he already has at least one. No force of man or nature, let alone bankruptcy can cockblock him from how dumb he is. He can stlll get his hooves on shit @ 37%/mo+ APR.

Lol, the only thing Tubbo learned from the BK is that his access to free, zero-effort cash is not just limited to the tugboats of his cavalcade of retards.

Lol. Godspeed.

 

[Penix]

Phil (most likely) strained some muscles in his back when cleaning the oven, putting on display how complete shit his physical fitness is when he can hurt himself doing menial housework. Instead of going to a physical therapist like a normal person, he of course implies that there is nothing he can do but hope for the best and that the pain goes away naturally and begins blabbering on about his history with back pain. He assures his viewers it's all in "decompressing " his back and displays an impressive feat of strength lifting up his upper body with just his arms... but immediately starts shaking 10 seconds into his self-diagnosed therapy explaining what he is doing to his viewers when an increasingly straining voice.

Later on a viewer asks if he is still on his intense exercise regiment of taking his daily power walk™ to which Phil replies with a vague "yes and no", because you see he did do it but then "you know, the weather started to change and when I would go outside my nose would start running". He moves on with his intentions of maybe going to the gym though, so he can stare lifelessly in front of him on a treadmill. However his plans already seem foiled because our poor little man simply "just doesn't have the time man" and he would have to throw his entire schedule around, or maybe go early in the morning before starting the streams. Luckily he closes off with some self-awareness that he doesn't want to "mess with that shit" because he is scared it's going to become a waste of money when he inevitably lacks the motivation to go there like people do with new year's resolutions.

Haven't laughed that hard in a while at this absolute fool lately, just when you think this guy is going to put two and two together and realize that sitting on your fat ass all day isn't exactly the definition of human health it can of course all be fixed with that sweet Seattle air and "back decompression" because you see he knows back pain. Fuck making an effort when you can "do this simple 10 second exercise, physical therapists hate him!". Don't get me started about him going to a local gym. Aside from it being a fucking field day for real life detracting, this fucking guy his issues motivating himself to even take a walk because of getting a runny nose lmao. Let alone getting up at anything before 9 AM to actually do that actually takes some bit of effort. Never change, Phil

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil (most likely) strained some muscles in his back when cleaning the oven,

It would be possible if either actually happened.

 

[Ortsnay]

Luckily for Jeff Bezos, Amazon take the money out from your card linked to your account when the payment is due.

Give it six months or so and Piggy will find himself on the hook for a couple hundred a month on useless crap he cant stop himself from buying on the payment plan, and Amazon will get every single penny he owes them

So if he starts randomly ranting that Amazon are a piece of shit company, we will know why. Same as when he rants about people stealing from his account during the bank leaks which coincide with a TJ update about hom much he has spent on WWEChampions


But it WAS $60 before the Black Friday Deal dooooood! DEBUNKED!

DSP wins again

I was looking at the rules for the monthly payments and read this:

"You authorize us to charge each payment to your selected payment method. If the selected method is unavailable (for example, a card has expired and cannot be charged successfully or funds are not available in that account), we will use another payment method we have on record for you. You agree to maintain in your Amazon.com account at least one valid credit card that expires no earlier than 20 days after your last payment due date."


The last sentence has me intrigued. Did piggy get a credit card? Is he using Kehts?