2022-11-24 - Zachary Fishman of NewsGuard: Press inquiry: NewsGuard review of KiwiFarms.net

[IKOL]

you cited me without checking in with me first.

Excuse me, who are you to check mentions of your pedophilic-dogfucking ass, again?

 

[AnOminous]

not being a "professional journalist", i don't know what the industry standards are for calling somebody out for passing along untrue news, which is very difficult not to do, particularly in war time with both sides telling different lies.

did you notice that I'm a target for defamation or just that I happened to post something that later turned out to be untrue?

Don't forget to ask Tom about the time he tried to rape an underage girl named Sabrina. He's always willing to talk about that one.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Don't forget to ask Tom about the time he tried to rape an underage girl named Sabrina. He's always willing to talk about that one.

Aw, I see you're trying to help Tom make friends with the journalists.

That's very kind of you.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

Whoops, I accidentally dropped Zachary's public facebook account. Silly me, I apparently archived it too. *Oh... I guess he has a strava account (archive) as well. It's an app for runners apparently? It's all in the name of thorough journalism.

NGL, I'm impressed that he was able to bag a solid 7. Either he's got a trust fund or his eyebrows got that bushy because he was habitually licking them.

 

[PaK 44]

Master Jōshū was pestered endlessly by his Students. One morning like any other, a Student attempted to ask the Master about his teachings. The Master raised his hand and slapped that fuckin moron. The Student became immediately Enlightened.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

NGL, I'm impressed that he was able to bag a solid 7. Either he's got a trust fund or his eyebrows got that bushy because he was habitually licking them.

View attachment 3964152

Shes a 5 at best. She has the facial expressions of a coma patient. And women are like shelter dogs, they'll turn over for a good home.

 

[Meat Target]

Hi Zachary,

I noticed that Kiwi Farms often encourages its members to be anonymous and leave no trace to their real identity, such as on the Register page. Why does the site push anonymity for its users?

Because who we are is none of your damn business. We're drunken hecklers in the cheap seats. We are the Statler and Waldorf of the Internet.

But while you're here, I have some loaded questions for you:

1. Who is Newsguard, and who appointed them as the arbiters of truth?
2. When did you stop touching little boys in their no-no parts?
3. In your career as an intrepid, fearless journalist, how many private citizens' lives have you ruined while lionizing chomos, dictators, and murderers?
4. Who is paying you?

Now run along and write the slanderpiece you were already going to write about us, anyway.

Love,

Meat Target
Chief Meateorologist,
Dept. Of Autistic Thunderdome

 

[FinnSven]

NGL, I'm impressed that he was able to bag a solid 7. Either he's got a trust fund or his eyebrows got that bushy because he was habitually licking them.

View attachment 3964152

Are we certain she is over 18? Over 16 for that matter?

 

[JamusActimus]

Are we certain she is over 18? Over 16 for that matter?

Yes look at her facebook don't throw pedo accusations that lightly.

 

[FinnSven]

Yes look at her facebook don't throw pedo accusations that lightly.

Fair enough.

I wasn’t accusing, just expressing the fact that the young lady in the picture is very petite and young looking.

But see what expressing things publicly without proper research can lead to.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Dear “journalist” scum,

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing Niggers to go to hell early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the season of Christmas! We're through the looking glass here, people.

This is 100% true information and the Jews are definitely involved.

I shall answer no questions nor make further comments.

You may quote me for $1 a word, payable directly to the Day of the Rope Foundation.

 

[TheNazgulKing]

Are we certain she is over 18? Over 16 for that matter?

She's in college and driving, so she's at least past the age of consent. I also give her points for having a FB page with no immediately visible Thotpics, suggesting she has at least a modicum of class and tact.

It's not that she's a supermodel so much as that guys who look like Zach typically wind up in polycules.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

In March 2022, "Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg" said:

That took me a moment to recover from.
Remember everyone, the title of "journalist" should be a Mark of Cain for anyone with a functioning brain, and that most of these parasites should be hunted for sport. The rest can just be hunted for fun.
And if you use this quote on your hitpiece, Zach, you owe me royalties. DM me, we can discuss payment options. I am open to 3 camels per month. Cows will do as well.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Even though I doubt Fishman did any more than topical browsing for his report and will most likely never read this, I offer my perspective in response to some of his questions/concerns.

Australia, NZ, and various EU entities now recognize that myocarditis and pericarditis can and occasionally do occur after mRNA vaccination. There was also an early Japanese study claiming that mRNA spike proteins were being found collecting in various organs.

Is your policy that US governmental sources are sole arbiters of truth and reality? Do you consider conflicts of interest?

As far as election denial, you have to consider that what we’re doing here is having personal discussions. Kiwi Farms has never presented itself as an authority on anything or a source of news. We’re not signing affidavits; we’re chatting. That said, since most legal complaints filed about specifically the 2020 election were dismissed over issues of standing and never progressed to the point of evidence being examined, go figure that a lot of people don’t feel convinced that their concerns were ever adequately addressed.

As far as anything Tommy “Tooter” Wasserberg says.. are you being ableist, or do you think schizophrenics don’t have a right to communicate in public? Tommy is sadly isolated outside of his/her interactions with this community. The fact that THEY continually initiate contact with Kiwi Farms could be construed to indicate that they derive some personal satisfaction or other benefit from it.

Also, your language about Kiwi Farms being a publisher would seem to indicate that you’re up to some section 230 shenanigans. Confirm or deny?

ALSO, my avatar pic is from World War One, and I’m a Polish American. Don’t you dare call me a Nazi.

 

[Meat Target]

As far as election denial, you have to consider that what we’re doing here is having personal discussions. Kiwi Farms has never presented itself as an authority on anything or a source of news. We’re not signing affidavits; we’re chatting.

Urinalists and their shitlib masters hate this all the same. Somewhere, some people are exchanging heresy misinformation, and that's a threat to their hegemony Our Democracy.

Taylor Lorenz, for example, got a scorpion in her slatch over the chat app Clubhouse, because it allows invite-only discussions where she couldn't eavesdrop.

They genuinely believe you do not have a right to speak without their consent.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Urinalists and their shitlib masters hate this all the same. Somewhere, some people are exchanging heresy misinformation, and that's a threat to their hegemony Our Democracy.

Taylor Lorenz, for example, got a scorpion in her slatch over the chat app Clubhouse, because it allows invite-only discussions where she couldn't eavesdrop.

They genuinely believe you do not have a right to speak without their consent.

We’re going to have to have that one out in court. Thank god Trump had three justices nominated.

Remember back when the left didn’t suck Patriot Act dick on a daily basis?

 

[NotFatChild]

2. Since when does NewGuard write hit pieces or publish anything other than site ratings?

All newsguard does is write hit pieces. Their ratings are just opinions we dont like vs opinions we like. If they agree with you, you're a factual news source. If they don't, you're fake news.

Actual facts never enter into their ratings.

 

[NSA]

These journoscum are like clones, none of them have a semblance unique or critical thought. They are parodies of themselves. Imagine wasting your life trying to fact check random shitposters on a forum. Must be all the antidepressants they're on.

 

[Meat Target]

What the fuck search terms did he use to pull up a Tooter quote, of all things?

He probably saw the Blue Check on Tooter's profile, and assumed it means the same thing as it does on Twitter.

 

[Barry McKockner]

Who the fuck considers KF news??? Jersh, call them retards again.