Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Nigga you lying pat was never in shape. Pat definitely weaseled his way into her pants with promises of being the next JK Rowling when is nothing but a lier and cheat. Unfortunately Adrienne was probably born in a family where the rest didn't have looks, brains or talent. The family conned her into thinking it was either Pat or a chimpanzee. Wisconsin isn't known for hot dating prospects

A chimpanzee would have at least torn off Pringle Can John’s arms.

There is the higher chance he may have eaten their baby though.
 
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Reasonable explanation, but you left one glaring hole.

Patrick is charmless, even if he is a narcissist.

On a slightly more serious inquiry, how do brothers and family members peer pressure someone into marriage?

Maybe I have just been too immersed in a culture which such practices are considered to be backward and confined to certain religious groups?

I have heard of parents being strong matchmakers, but actual peer pressure would be frowned on.
Adrienne's brothers and other male family members might be into the same nerd shit. He probably came across as totally harmless and might have offered to help with household chores in front of her parents. These are common behaviors or narcissists.
 
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It's ironic that Fatrick is displaying his weak grasp of the English language with the words weigh and weight.
'living my best life' cope tweeting is underrated pat tweet genre. he took a selfie with a boat and so now he's a fucking captain or some shit. :lit: can't even keep his mustang washed and he's talking about boat maintenance.
 
Wisconsin isn't known for hot dating prospects
My observation last time I was in WI was that I should not be surprised at all that someone as fat as Patrick is from there. Don’t get me wrong, Pat is an outrageously fat faggot with bitch tits, but there are a large amount of heavy boys and girls waddling around that state.
 
Nigga you lying pat was never in shape
“In better shape” doesn’t mean the same as “in shape”. I just meant he probably didn’t look as bad as he does now. Hell, you can see him looking much worse now compared to clips of him from about 4 years ago. He is aging and fattening quite quickly.
 
If Pat has been perpetually overweight that definitely means hindered penis growth meaning he is likely sporting a sub 4 inch or 4 inch pen0r. we know he had enough to penetrate since he procreated but probably not enough to satisfy since he got left. Nikki probably is into anal.
 
Remember Patrick betting on Hive Social as a promising Twitter alternative after doing zero research and ignoring the glaring red flags? Turns out it wasn't a very social media pro move
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not linking tech crunch because tech journalists are subhuman

The researchers that audited them and called them out are a group of krauts that call themselves Zerforschung
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The report isn't public yet to protect the innocent but they wrote a blogpost about it and it's a real mess. Excerpt:
The issues we reported allow any attacker to access all data, including private posts, private messages, shared media and even deleted direct messages. This also includes private email addresses and phone numbers entered during login.


Attackers can also overwrite data such as posts owned by other users, which we show in the following video:


Who knew promoting a shady app run by people with zero tech experience and flagrant incompetence wasn't smart? it was woman-owned! that means empathy and motherly instincts!

Reminder that the reason Hive went viral was because of fat retards like Patrick panicking about an imminent Twitter outage because an app cannot possibly operate without 7500 employees lol.
 
he just writes to be rich and famous.

It's not surprising that Pat's in favor of writers not writing. He's also not writing, so that equalizes the field.

Im almost seriously considering writing a novel about Fat, he’s like a conglomerate of Vonnegut’s most sarcastic and cruelly pathetic characters. But the idea of researching and reading even this thread is giving me a headache. #amwriting #amreading
 
Have you seen pictures of Annabelle? She looks too much like Pat to be John’s. But in all the ways that matter, John is her father. Pat is just a sperm donor.

“Patrick is a virgin, teehee! He likes butt stuff!” is the kind of weird insult he’d come up with.
I say it mostly because he writes like a teenage girl writing yaoi fanfiction.
 
Addendum on Hive, I hadn't seen that the pig commented on the outage:
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the deference he gives them is insane, as if the size of the userbase is the reason for their complete disregard for security and privacy. The app has been out SINCE 2019. He'd rather stand by a shady company with no credibility than take the L.

it's important to be proactive btw
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people were deleting their account en masse once the info was public, but 1.7 thinks they shut it down for totally selfless reasons!
 
KF has more logical moderation than Twitter, I'll say that. So Hive is down for days, that Post site isn't even really a site, and Pat's scared of Mastodon. I guess he's trapped on Twitter, making money for Elon.

Also he's going to need to start buying some followers to stay at 50k because it turns out people don't want 100 tweets from him in their feed every day:
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Remember Patrick betting on Hive Social as a promising Twitter alternative after doing zero research and ignoring the glaring red flags? Turns out it wasn't a very social media pro move
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not linking tech crunch because tech journalists are subhuman

The researchers that audited them and called them out are a group of krauts that call themselves Zerforschung
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The report isn't public yet to protect the innocent but they wrote a blogpost about it and it's a real mess. Excerpt:


Who knew promoting a shady app run by people with zero tech experience and flagrant incompetence wasn't smart? it was woman-owned! that means empathy and motherly instincts!

Reminder that the reason Hive went viral was because of fat retards like Patrick panicking about an imminent Twitter outage because an app cannot possibly operate without 7500 employees lol.
>editing other users posts

oh wow lmao. if only it was a public exploit, seeing everyone suddenly posting that they hate the jews and nogs would be very entertaining.
 
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