DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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When he checks the stats just kills me every time. Gotta make sure the dents mature audience is liking the joke.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

“FULL Christmas decorations”

What the fuck does this even mean. As opposed to what exactly? Were previous years displays of only a fraction of his decorating power? If he really gets into the Ho-Ho-Holesome Spirit might we bear witness to 150% decorations?!

Your misuse of the English language is a mortal sin, Phil. I suggest you kill yourself. FULLY.

What the fuck is up with that gun bob/sway animation? It looks like he’s playing as someone with no bones from the elbow down. What the fuck Infinity Ward indeed.

At least we don't have to put up with that stupid PAC Man ghost ruining his colour balance.

 

[Pargon]

My apologies for the mental image, but if DSP was a prostitute, he'd expect his customers to satisfy him instead of the other way around.

However, unlike for Phil, there is a reasonable demand for, and livable wage to be had from, something like that. My longstanding invitation for a Phil supporter to sack the fuck up and come here to explain exactly what they get out of giving money to a disgusting pasty polack to pretend he cares enough about them to even insult them continues to go unheeded.

Whoever wants a free dinner I’ll order you a pizza and we can talk about it. I promise I will only call you a faggot if you act like one.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I see the flaw in your offer. You have to let them know you'll let them actually eat the pizza.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil loves Ragnarok so much that he's ignoring all of the prompts regarding enemy attacks. Instead, he's bitching that the enemies are spawning behind him when he's too fucking lazy to finish them off.

I seriously wonder if you threw a blanket over Phil's head if he'd wonder where everyone had gone.

 

[RougeRed]

DSP's chat froze again


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"I'm the one who runs a successful YouTube channel and produces entertaining content! Me!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

This God of War Ragnarök stream and playthrough is SO peak DSP. He's bumbling through the game without any kind of challenge, ack-acking it up and clapping his hands like a toddler, enjoying himself immensely because it's basically a walking simulator. But most of his viewers are not interested in the slightest because he's providing ZERO interesting commentary to counter the uneventful gameplay, and he's complaining about the chat not moving...

My apologies for the mental image, but if DSP was a prostitute, he'd expect his customers to satisfy him instead of the other way around.

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As expected, he doubled down on his lack of self-awareness and did a nice unrecorded begging segment, complaining about the low viewership while stating he doesn't understand why people can't be fucked to watch this god-awful boring playthrough and shower him with tips:

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Never change, DSP.

poor mr. begglesworth. he thinks he hit paydirt with 'new animations' that are just the same recycled garbage.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Holy shit. Didn't the developers dumb down God of War for people like Phil? The game has a block button and a button for a 180 degree turn, but he's too dumb to use them. And he's so blind that he thinks the game is spawning more enemies when all Phil's doing is giving enemies love taps then running over to fight fresh enemies with full health.

Phil is one of many prime examples of why siblings should never have sex.

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil getting PISSED because someone said the game is on easy. it's so funny because the game is honestly so fucking piss easy on normal.

honestly I have my complaints with Give Me God of War, this gameplay doesn't have enough interactivity with enemies to warrant the HP pools these niggers have.

Give Me No Mercy is probably the best experience for the game, but baby phil gotta play on baby mode and whine anytime someone talks shit.

 

[Local Degenerate]

If Phil had even one human to work with, they'd tell him to just forget the whole "smiling" thing if that's how it's going to go. He would have been better off putting on his usual "drank a quart of vinegar" face and saying "HOLIDAY BULLSHIT STREAM INCOMING".

You joke, but that's unironically a better approach that a fair few youtubers use. People who just aren't 'smile' people, either because they're not naturally happy, can't force a smile for a picture, or just for a gimmick, so the lean into that, and make their visual presence known as 'looks like a grump ass motherfucker.'

As much of a dog-fucker as he is, YMS knows this well. His smile looks fucking creepy, so he doesn't bother, and comes out looking like my Scrooge avatar here.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

This God of War Ragnarök stream and playthrough is SO peak DSP. He's bumbling through the game without any kind of challenge, ack-acking it up and clapping his hands like a toddler, enjoying himself immensely because it's basically a walking simulator. But most of his viewers are not interested in the slightest because he's providing ZERO interesting commentary to counter the uneventful gameplay, and he's complaining about the chat not moving...

My apologies for the mental image, but if DSP was a prostitute, he'd expect his customers to satisfy him instead of the other way around.

-EDIT-

As expected, he doubled down on his lack of self-awareness and did a nice unrecorded begging segment, complaining about the low viewership while stating he doesn't understand why people can't be fucked to watch this god-awful boring playthrough and shower him with tips:

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Never change, DSP.

His Gout of War 2 streams are honestly worst than his Disney. Maybe fishing too, and I mean it. There is NOTHING here. These games just have him glued to the screen since its just a movie.

He just loves these Sony exclusives. They are made just for him but they are nothing for viewers watching. Just do what I did and watch all the cutscenes. GoW was always mashy and flashy for the combat anyway.

Tellin the lower enemies to YEAH TAKE IT BABY because this shit just lets him wear gear and levels to counter any sort of challenges then gettin smacked by shit because he gets careless and whines. That's the only thing going for it.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Did you guys know Phil is playing GoW on easy?
Big ups Snort Hogan brother

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Did you guys know Phil is playing GoW on easy?
Big ups Snort Hogan brother

lmao imagine being this much of a pissy bitch over something that literally does not matter at all. what a fucking fag

 

[Chernabog3000]

“FULL Christmas decorations”

He loves using the word full to describe the weather.

Full sun.
Full clouds.
Full of shit.

DSP's chat froze again


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This reminds me of something I saw earlier in snort hogan's epic 40 minutes of cod rage and rants and excuses that I forgot to mention.

Bitching about having 300 viewers but 50 likes. Insinuating people are stupid cause it's 2022 and it's proper internet etiquette to click the like button, even if the content is shit. You gove it a like... That or there's 250 hate watchers. Witch is more than likely the reason. But also like you spend the entire night ranting and raging and expect 100 likes? For the most unlikeable vile attitude. But if some other creator expected something like 100 likes for there shit gameplay and rage and embarrassing videos dave would be quick to talk shit.

No way my boring playthroughs have lulled the audience to sleep. No way my high energy and joyful demeanor is preventing 50 likes. Things must be broken. People must be stupid. They must be haters. Chat must be frozen.

It has to always be everything but him. Obviously.



Also idk if anyone saw this.

DSP Tries it and Successfully Commits Federal Wire Fraud on YouTube! Twitch/Stream Elements Knew!

#dspgaming #dsp #youtubeWhen I tell you Phil is guilty of wire fraud, on a federal level. would you think I am reaching? I get that but it's true. this video...

youtu.be

But it's absolutely insane. I couldn't even get thru the whole thing. Even if there's a point here, just so batshit crazy.

I love the detractor community but some of these dudes are legit more entertaining and unhinged than Dave.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

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Did you guys know Phil is playing GoW on easy?
Big ups Snort Hogan brother

Imagine being in your 40s and being this upset about a joke some random faceless person on the internet makes that you're playing a computer game on easy.

He's a mature, serious adult.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

DSP's chat froze again


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I like how the chat immediately picks up as if to appease their gout lord. Pathetic. By the way, this recent GoW easy mode playthrough highlights an interesting aspect of gin brain that I wish people brought up more: When Phil defends himself he often times uses the deflection of "oh if I was really that bad or really to blame then I wouldn't be here". Basically he is saying that he did nothing wrong because there is no punishment and he has a fanbase that enjoys his meaningful khantent. If he really was a piece of shit then people wouldn't really watch him right gais? Now ignoring how he was booted form several platforms, as soon as his dents stop chatting or leave, he goes into full meltdown guilt tripping mode like "why are you not talking guys?!?!!?" "don't you like meee? REEE?!?!" "I am doing this for you, you said you wanted this game". Grow up, you beggar!

 

[UsedUp]

DSP made the prison he's in playing God of War cause of all the shit talking he did about journalist not being immersed in the game and essentially bragged people should come to him to see how the game should be played and by that announcement I said he better fucking platinum GoW for all the shit talk. Here's another thing that seems to only affect DSP HE takes fucking forever to finish games. Every other streamer has beaten and moved on with new stuff or whatever. GoW came out Novemeber 9. His audience has most damn sure already seen all the games endings and or played the games themselves. Playing COD once a week is obviously gonna hinder your leveling up etc, STREET FIGHTER antics as well. It's your fucking arbitrary schedule and being shit at games in general is a serious fucking flaw in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Iron Father]

Single use bag ban has been in effect since Jan 2021. Why would there be baggers? How could he not know about it when he should be using a reusable bag going to the store 52 times a year minimum now?

Also I don't even remember the last time I didn't use the self-checkout.
He's going through a regular checkout while expecting a worker to bag his groceries? Is it still 2010 in this retard's mind?

 

[We Are The Witches]

However, unlike for Phil, there is a reasonable demand for, and livable wage to be had from, something like that. My longstanding invitation for a Phil supporter to sack the fuck up and come here to explain exactly what they get out of giving money to a disgusting pasty polack to pretend he cares enough about them to even insult them continues to go unheeded.

Whoever wants a free dinner I’ll order you a pizza and we can talk about it. I promise I will only call you a faggot if you act like one.

You really want that?

I remember you saying this, but I'm telling you, there are different reasons for someone to act like this as you probably know.
Some don't care about Champions, they tolerate DSP's toxicity because it's just funny to them or they actually agree with his nonsense, and they want to enjoy his gameplay (which they do enjoy). Someone like this could be Gothy in my opinion, as he has publicly demonstrated that he will not hold DSP accountable for Champions, (this was shown somewhere in here with his Youtube comments).

Another one could be Derich, but the difference is that he doesn't seem to give a damn about any """drama""" and is not even aware (unlike Gothy), he just wants attention, and I'm not sure he'd understand the situation even if explained to him. Or he would at first, but then lose interest and go back to his routine.

Then you have people who are not acquainted with the scamming, or not to a degree that would let them see that there's no possible justification for it. This type of people could be open to change their mind about DSP, if evidence or a good explanation is provided to them.

You also have the "ironic fans", they're in to shitpost/bait in chat or by contributing in order to get a reaction out of DSP, and consequently, out of chat and detractors (Twitter, YT videos, Kiwifarms, etc). I'm sure you can think of some that fall in this category, it's personal entertainment.

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So with all of this, I believe you had Timbo here on the Farms, which I'd classify as the first group if he really went back to contributing. Did you ask him what you wanted? Was it satisfactory?

Other than him, the people you want to talk with (like Gothy, prime example of someone who doesn't give a damn, or Jax), are not coming here to have a conversation, unless it's someone like that fake Jenna, just here to roleplay.
If I'm lucky and they accept (big if), I'll try to put you in contact with someone who falls in one of those categories, which is not happening any time soon if it does, so don't expect anything.
Because you've expressed interest in this for some time and you seem like you'd honor your word, I can give it a try.

 

[Peko]

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Did you guys know Phil is playing GoW on easy?
Big ups Snort Hogan brother

Disrespectful huh, isn't that guy Khet is simping for on youtube playing on the hardest difficulty while Philly here tells his audience that its on normal or something. He tends to get the most defensive about shit he does himself so it wouldn't surprise me.