DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

LMAO at Phil complaining that there are no baggers in the store, how fucking lazy do you have to be to not put your own stuff in a bag? Jesus Christ, it happened just now on Tevin stream. Also he said that his back hurt so much "he couldn't see straight", what a fucking liar, he loves to victimize himself.

"Please tip me so I can get more Seattle air."

 

[Chernabog3000]

Holy fuck. I went to the liquor to store to browse. Ya know. As you do. What are you an 20 year old kid a week before his birthday? Window shopping alcohol? Who the fuck is supposed to beleive that. Your a 40 year old self admitted alcoholic. Not only do you have a habit of going to liquor stores. You went a step further and choose the booze beers and beyond of liquor stores. Willy wonkas wine factory.

You know damn well they all have Christmas booze. It's a fucking liquor emperemoum. All they do is buy every fucking alcohol avaliable.

The idea that I'm supposed to beleive a 40 year old man took a trip to the liquor just to browseee. For fucks sake you faggot. You really don't do yourself any favors. You obviously still drunk as ever. Why even admit you went to liquor store if you have to make it some fucking weirdo pretend excuse for your reason being there.

Your a drunk, kinda. You keep it somewhat composed. Rarely do you genuinely slip to the uninformed. You get drunk alot. But not to a pound where it's an actual problem... with the exception of fact you make it a problem. Always his own worst enemy. It really digs at him people are aware he bought a lot of booze routinely. It's not even really a drunk, drunk. Like for cows sake. Look at Cobes, bros. Dudes in the thick of shit. Dave aint ever so far gone its blatant. But his ego just can't let it go. Cause he's a fucking alcoholic. Dave Lahey is a fucking self loathing drunk. Why else jump thru these hoops? It's a weird fight internally. All this cope for 1 drinking stream a year.

This one actually made me mati. So my apoglies sperging as always. But for fucks sakes knowing what we know about his spending on booze it one of the weirder sadder lies he's told. He really can't give a inch on the alcoholism thing.

 

[UsedUp]

To commemorate DSPs Gameplay and the man in general

 

[Iron Hamster]

LMAO at Phil complaining that there are no baggers in the store, how fucking lazy do you have to be to not put your own stuff in a bag? Jesus Christ, it happened just now on Tevin stream. Also he said that his back hurt so much "he couldn't see straight", what a fucking liar, he loves to victimize himself.

Single use bag ban has been in effect since Jan 2021. Why would there be baggers? How could he not know about it when he should be using a reusable bag going to the store 52 times a year minimum now?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

To commemorate DSPs Gameplay and the man in general


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[RougeRed]

Can't decide if Dave always has the worst picture in his thumbnails because he thinks he looks good in them or the dent making them is a secret 'tractor.

I blame his apparent inability to tell good things from shitty ones. It's like some kind of all-encompassing tone-deafness. Can't tell good games, good food, good ideas from really stupid shitty ones. This is a guy who thinks what he "creates" is on par with all of the other content on youtube. He thinks that spending hundreds of thousands on mobile games is a hobby.

He's just too retarded to know a decent picture.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Also he said that his back hurt so much "he couldn't see straight", what a fucking liar, he loves to victimize himself.

if you're back hurts that much, you'd be stuck in bed
then again this is a guy who couldn't breath for 15 minutes and still came out okay

 

[Lord_Point]

Connecticut joins Florida on the list of states no one should live in because of the extreme weather. Before Dave moved away CT was getting 100+ degree days!

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so nuggets of truth...

Doesn't have family to have hot pot with and he wishes he did, his family had a falling out....years ago.

there's NO REASON to live in Conn.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Connecticut joins Florida on the list of states no one should live in because of the extreme weather. Before Dave moved away CT was getting 100+ degree days!


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The heat was on him. It just wasn't the temperature heat. He had to get out before he got his ass kicked by all the people he pissed off. Same reason he's scared to go out in Wa now.

 

[Penix]

This can't be real.
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King of pahsitivity

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Phil doesn't want to play Midnight Suns because it’s not “programmed” for an audience like his.







In other words, he and his audience are too stupid to play a turn-based strategy game.

Divinity 2 proved that a while ago, droob

 

[BScCollateral]

To commemorate DSPs Gameplay and the man in general


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...Wait, fight against?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil doesn't want to play Midnight Suns because it’s not “programmed” for an audience like his.

In other words, he and his audience are too stupid to play a turn-based strategy game.

I think what he also means is no whale retard has stepped up to fund these games giving his interest before with it and Mario Rabbids 2.

Also, he will uh, be sick those days in advance and he's swamped by all these games in the Hardcore Season of Giving/Videogames.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What expression do you think the bottom of this face has?

 

[UaineRunei]

DSP's chat froze again

 

[Iron Hamster]

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What expression do you think the bottom of this face has?

 

[Pargon]

This can't be real.
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“FULL Christmas decorations”

What the fuck does this even mean. As opposed to what exactly? Were previous years displays of only a fraction of his decorating power? If he really gets into the Ho-Ho-Holesome Spirit might we bear witness to 150% decorations?!

Your misuse of the English language is a mortal sin, Phil. I suggest you kill yourself. FULLY.

Expectations:

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Reality:

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What the fuck is up with that gun bob/sway animation? It looks like he’s playing as someone with no bones from the elbow down. What the fuck Infinity Ward indeed.

 

[ZehnBoat]

“FULL Christmas decorations”

What the fuck does this even mean. As opposed to what exactly? Were previous years displays of only a fraction of his decorating power? If he really gets into the Ho-Ho-Holesome Spirit might we bear witness to 150% decorations?!

he has to exaggerate EVERYTHING even when it doesn't do anything for him
everything he does, he is addicted to
checking chat, lying, exaggerating etc.

 

[Comma]

This God of War Ragnarök stream and playthrough is SO peak DSP. He's bumbling through the game without any kind of challenge, ack-acking it up and clapping his hands like a toddler, enjoying himself immensely because it's basically a walking simulator. But most of his viewers are not interested in the slightest because he's providing ZERO interesting commentary to counter the uneventful gameplay, and he's complaining about the chat not moving...

My apologies for the mental image, but if DSP was a prostitute, he'd expect his customers to satisfy him instead of the other way around.

-EDIT-

As expected, he doubled down on his lack of self-awareness and did a nice unrecorded begging segment, complaining about the low viewership while stating he doesn't understand why people can't be fucked to watch this god-awful boring playthrough and shower him with tips:

Never change, DSP.