He looks like he needs to desecrate the innocence of children to sustain himself. There is no way an adult with all their marbles would not have a visceral repulsion to that image. He looks like Eeyore who mustered a smile of relief as he learns a giant meteor impact on earth is imminent, and his chronic misery will soon be over.
Kat is yelling from downstairs "Where is my food you fat fuck?" and Phil is sweating bullets traying to balance his addictions and also feeding his momwife lest he looses his live in maid (if she is even doing any housework at this point)
this is one of the things i hate most about phil; the complete juxtaposition of his social media "personality" and how he actually is in real life. its so pathetic how on twitter he tries to be this fun-loving, happy, down to earth guy, then on his stream from minute 1 he's bitching and complaining and begging and calling everyone "fucking moron idiots".
If Phil had even one human to work with, they'd tell him to just forget the whole "smiling" thing if that's how it's going to go. He would have been better off putting on his usual "drank a quart of vinegar" face and saying "HOLIDAY BULLSHIT STREAM INCOMING".
Right? Lolcow trolls like us get a bad wrap for over analyzing and nitpicking every single thing the lolcow does but this fucker can't even do a single thing in a way that's not weird. This is as simple as it gets, a simple Christmas theme pic, now hard is it to fuck up? Yet he ends up looking like a fucked cat (or Kat).
The least obnoxious thumbnail of this year. Probably because it's not him making that ridiculous soy boy face. Moreover it looks like he has a hint of humanity in his face.
Literally he's repeating a meme from almost thirty years ago based on the NFC dominance in the game for the better part of the late 80s to early 90s, such a basic bitch pigroach beg excuse. His Madden sim streams are usually hilarious though because he can't stop an eligible receiver downfield from fumbling so you're assured of pure salt the longer the streams go on each year of it.
I like how when addressing his Lord, the InDENTured servant uses the appropriate orwellian newspeak of "support" instead of "money," as to not incur the wrath of his Royal Goutness' gin induced fiery temper. He then makes it clear it is but a polite suggestion, and not a presumptive demand, with the exclamation of a nervous sniveling yes-man emoji to denote his submissive posture.
Whenever he needs an out Alatta P. Paul is right there, behind da scenes, telling dave to do what he already wants to do.
That's a LIMB
It's his only idea to lure new viewers in, he has literally 0 other ideas for how to do it. He's going to be chasing the new release bandwagon until he decides to throw in the towel or dies. It's why he continues to play games despite his obvious and blatant disgust with the idea.
Its literally the ONLY thing he can do! Every other idea people suggested wont work because trolls will kill his son Derich!
