Dear Kiwi-Farms. ( I didn't know where else to put this.) I am not an art thief. - She actually is an art thief.

[Wormy]

I HAVE CENTURIES OF ANGER IN MY BODY.

DO NOT POKE THE SLEEPING BEAR.

Yea yea yea you're also a master of gorilla warfare and have the arsenal of the British SAS. I'm still trying to figure out what outcome you realistically thought this would have.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

That all sounds like a bunch of excuses for your childish behavior.

I'm gonna say this loud and clear.

I'm not spoiled.

I'm angry.

DO NOT read my emotions through TEXT because IT IS FUCKING HARD TO READ EMOTIONS THROUGH TEXT!

I JUST WANT PEACE.

IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK FOR!?

 

[NaggotFigger]

The reason I handed that over, WILLINGLY, was because I AM NOT A NORMAL SITE USER.
I WASN'T EVEN AN ORIGINAL TROLL FROM FOURTEEN YEARS AGO FULLY.

I JUST WANT PEACE DAMMIT.

I HAVE AUTSIM AND SCHIZOPRHINIA AND BIPOLAR 1.

PLUS I AM BRITISH, FRENCH, GERMAN, AND IRISH.

THREE OF THE MOST ARGUEMENTITIVE DNA SETS THERE IS.

I HAVE CENTURIES OF ANGER IN MY BODY.

DO NOT POKE THE SLEEPING BEAR.

I WANT ON A NO CONTACT LIST.

BECAUSE I AM AFRAID I MIGHT PUT SOMEONE MENTALLY IN A HOSPITAL IF SOMEONE DOES LET ME GET TROLLED.

I DO NOT WANT TO HURT PEOPLE.

I WANT PEACE.

PUT ME ON A DAMN DO NOT DISTURB LIST.

GIVE ME MY RIGHT BACK TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT.

Nigger, do you even know that all KF accounts are not allowed to be deleted? Go back to DeviantArt and cry more.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INSECURE MAN BUN WEARING PIECE OF CRAP.

I'M NOT SPOILED.
I',M POOR YOU LAME ASS.

STOP ASSUMING YOU KNOW MY PERSONALITY FROM TEXT.

TEXT IS HARD TO READ YOU DUMBASS.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Even more excuses for your womanchild behavior. Fucking American.

I wasn't here by CHOICE.

I was forced to come to defend what is rightfully mine.

I'm NOT normal.

I NEED balance.

I WANT OUT OF THIS STUPID DRAMA.

I moved as far away from my parents as it is , do I need to go to SPACE?

for peace?

If you want peace, then kill yourself or get away from the net right away.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

Yea yea yea you're also a master of gorilla warfare and have the arsenal of the British SAS. I'm still trying to figure out what outcome you realistically thought this would have.

ME GETTING ON A DO NOT DISTURB '' IS DANGEROUS WHEN PROVOKED.'' LIST. WOULD BE A NICE START.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

I think a good addition to this site would be all of Samantha's posts are automatically added to random.txt.

 

[Wormy]

I wasn't here by CHOICE.

I was forced to come to defend what is rightfully mine.

I'm NOT normal.

I NEED balance.

I WANT OUT OF THIS STUPID DRAMA.

I moved as far away from my parents as it is , do I need to go to SPACE?

for peace?

No, it's real easy.

Log off.

Never return.

See, princess, I'm not normal either, but I keep coming here because I acknowledge I'm a damaged fuck up who needs abuse by people who hate me to feel validated. I don't think you have that excuse.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

Nigger, do you even know that all KF accounts are not allowed to be deleted? Go back to DeviantArt and cry more.

Even more excuses for your womanchild behavior. Fucking American.

If you want peace, then kill yourself or get away from the net right away.

DUDE. the normal sites I post on and visit DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU ALL.

I CAME OUT OF NOWHERE HERE.

I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO JOIN THIS WEBSITE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BUT BECAUSE I DON'T HANDLE DRAMA WELL AT ALL,
I WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF, SO THE ENTIRE TROLL COMMUNITY,

KNOWS TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, AND LET ME BE AT PEACE.

I KNOW I MAY CAUSE THE RANDOM PERSON TO GET PISSED OFF.

BUT I EXPECT THEM TO BE AN ADULT, AND TALK TO ME PRIVATELY, PROPERLY.

I AM NOT ENTITLED TO ANYTHING.

I AM ASKING TO BE PUT ON A DO NOT DISTURB LIST.

I DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU.

 

[Wormy]

ME GETTING ON A DO NOT DISTURB '' IS DANGEROUS WHEN PROVOKED.'' LIST. WOULD BE A NICE START.

Oh Jesus tittyfucking Christ, you don't even get the meme.

I mean, when I can get a Meme better than someone else, that's SAD.

I DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU.

You couldn't even if you wanted to.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

WHO SAYS I DON'T CALL MYSELF A FUCK UP?
YOU ASSUMED I WAS A PRINCESS.

I'M A LOSER MYSELF, I AM A THEATER KID.

I'M NOTHING SPECIAL.

I'M JUST SOMEONE WHO IS SPECIAL NEEDS, THAT REQUIRES A BALANCE, AND I'M KINDLY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, ASKING TO BE PUT ON A DO NOT DISTURB OR TROLL LIST.

I'M A FUCK UP TOO YA KNOW.

I'M MENTALLY CHALLENGED FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

NOTHING ABOUT ME IS FUCKING NORMAL.

STOP ASSUMING MY PERSONALITY!

No, it's real easy.

Log off.

Never return.

See, princess, I'm not normal either, but I keep coming here because I acknowledge I'm a damaged fuck up who needs abuse by people who hate me to feel validated. I don't think you have that excuse.

Trust me, I could.

don't be an idiot and poor pigs blood on the carrie who's telling you TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

Oh Jesus tittyfucking Christ, you don't even get the meme.

I mean, when I can get a Meme better than someone else, that's SAD.

You couldn't even if you wanted to.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

DUDE. the normal sites I post on and visit DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU ALL.

Clearly since they don't seem to want to deal with you judging by how your acting right now.
By acting like Chris right now. lol

 

[NaggotFigger]

DUDE. the normal sites I post on and visit DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU ALL.

I CAME OUT OF NOWHERE HERE.

I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO JOIN THIS WEBSITE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BUT BECAUSE I DON'T HANDLE DRAMA WELL AT ALL,
I WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF, SO THE ENTIRE TROLL COMMUNITY,

KNOWS TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, AND LET ME BE AT PEACE.

I KNOW I MAY CAUSE THE RANDOM PERSON TO GET PISSED OFF.

BUT I EXPECT THEM TO BE AN ADULT, AND TALK TO ME PRIVATELY, PROPERLY.

I AM NOT ENTITLED TO ANYTHING.

I AM ASKING TO BE PUT ON A DO NOT DISTURB LIST.

I DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU.

You play with fire, you get burned. Do you get it. Get away from KiwiFarms, Bootleg Chris-chan.

 

[pepper]

You keep mentioning something 14 years ago, but what exactly happened then that led you here?

 

[Wormy]

WHO SAYS I DON'T CALL MYSELF A FUCK UP?
YOU ASSUMED I WAS A PRINCESS.

You act like it. So I called it.

I'M A LOSER MYSELF, I AM A THEATER KID.

Join the club.

I'M NOTHING SPECIAL.

I'M JUST SOMEONE WHO IS SPECIAL NEEDS, THAT REQUIRES A BALANCE, AND I'M KINDLY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, ASKING TO BE PUT ON A DO NOT DISTURB OR TROLL LIST.

Those lists don't exist.

Period.

Never have, never will.

I'M A FUCK UP TOO YA KNOW.

I'M MENTALLY CHALLENGED FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

NOTHING ABOUT ME IS FUCKING NORMAL.

STOP ASSUMING MY PERSONALITY!

I will when you stop screeching like a damn toddler.

Trust me, I could.

No. You couldn't. You're a jumble of text halfway across the world.

don't be an idiot and poor pigs blood on the carrie who's telling you TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

Bit of a convuluted refference, but good attempt.

That's not how things work. You don't scream that and expect people to just do it, especially when they didn't know you in the first place.

Trust me, I could.

No. You couldn't. You're a jumble of text halfway across the world.

don't be an idiot and poor pigs blood on the carrie who's telling you TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

Bit of a convuluted refference, but good attempt.

That's not how things work. You don't scream that and expect people to just do it, especially when they didn't know you in the first place.

 

[Sugriva]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm absolutely smitten with this fine lady

 

[Emily Cassidy]

No one would listen. to me when I told them "NO, I WANT IT PRIVATE.' no one would ASK if I wanted my PERSONAL issues on blast to begin with.

NO ONE THOUGHT TO ASK ME IF I WANTED TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I'M GIVING YOU THE KEY ON HOW TO HANDLE ME PROPERLY.


I AM SO OPEN ABOUT MY PERSON TOWARDS THIS SITE, BECAUSE I WANT ON A DO NOT TROLL LIST.

PLEASE INFORM THE OTHER TROLLS AND LURKERS DO NOT APPROACH ME OVER APPARENT THEFT CLAIMS WHEN THEY CAN CHECK MY MAIN YOUTUBE OUT AND SEE THAT I AM STILL LEARNING.


PLEASE DO THE CORRECT THING AND ACTUALLY PROPERLY SEARCH MY STUFF BEFORE YOU ASSUME I'M STEALING.

DO NOT PUT ME IN PUBLIC DRAMA.

AT ALL.

Clearly since they don't seem to want to deal with you judging by how your acting right now.
By acting like Chris right now. lol

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

It seems your brain is as melted as your face and tits. You don't seem understand so let me put it simply:

1. Just because people are trolling you, doesn't mean they have accounts here.
2. Neither Null or any mods here are going to wrangle your trolls here for shit they do off-site, assuming they have accounts here.
3. Log off of this site permanently because you're only adding to the archive of your retardation.
4. Go offline because clearly it'll be good for you and everyone else.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

No. You couldn't. You're a jumble of text halfway across the world.

Bit of a convuluted refference, but good attempt.

That's not how things work. You don't scream that and expect people to just do it, especially when they didn't know you in the first place.

Well, I apologize for that behavior. I was RIGHTFULLY ticked off.

I just want peace.

 

[eDove]

@Null This girl is a Christmas miracle of lolcows. She's like classic Chris-chan but only at his funniest tardraging moments. She says she's gonna hurt us mentally if she's not placed on a "do not disturb" list ASAP.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

It seems your brain is as melted as your face and tits. You don't seem understand so let me put it simply:

1. Just because people are trolling you, doesn't mean they have accounts here.
2. Neither Null or any mods here are going to wrangle your trolls here for shit they do off-site, assuming they have accounts here.
3. Log off of this site permanently because you're only adding to the archive of your redardation.
4. Go offline because clearly it'll be good for you and everyone else.

the problem you have with that statement, is it WONT be good for me.

The Internet is actually how I communicate.

people are ..how do I put this with out sounding entitled? " Lucky." ( not in an entitled way.) to even hear me speak in real life.

I'm MUTE half the time.

THE INTERNET IS HOW I COMMUNICATE AND SHOW WHO I AM.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE TALKING ON THE PHONE.

@Null This girl is a Christmas miracle of lolcows. She's like classic Chris-chan but only at his funniest tardraging moments. She says she's gonna hurt us mentally if she's not placed on a "do not disturb" list ASAP.

... DUDE. I'm being serious.

the people originally claiming I hurt them? remember those?
have mental issues now due to pissing me off.

I'M NOT wanting to do that again, so please take me seriously.

thanks.

 

[Trombonista]