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CultcowEvangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
I finally got completely caught up with this thread. Holy shit. This guy is fucking magical. This is like stumbling across an ED article back in 2007. Chris and Hooves are going to have to work for that trophy this year.
So I followed The Knife and did some frame-by-frame analysis of the Psych Eval Papers. Here's a couple of things that stood out.
I don't think anyone's mentioned a restraining order yet, so I'll go ahead and quote the first paragraph of the report, visible at 8:09. Bold lettering indicates the Reverend Doctor's own emphasis (a yellow highlighter).
“Mr. McKim indicated that he was referred by the Department of Job and Family Services. Currently there is a restraining order prohibiting him from seeing his wife and children. He has been separated from his family since July 18, 2001. Mr. McKim's goal is to be reunited with his family.”
I wonder if there was any actual violence involved, or the restraining order was just a tactical move in the divorce...
Anyway, the second and third paragraphs aren't particularly worth quoting verbatim, as they describe what we more-or-less already know about Dr. McKim- that he's long winded and has trouble staying on topic, that he had a bunch of junk on his lawn, didn't clean it up after warnings, threatened the mayor, got jailed etc.
But the fourth paragraph is definitely worth quoting. The best shot I've found is at 8:14, and I'll quote it as completely as I'm able... Again, bold lettering indicates highlighting by Rev. McKim's own hand...
“-orted that the Department of Job and Family Services became involved
-arch 2001. Apparently, the police department in Newcomerstown
-dependency charges against him and his wife. Mr. McKim has two
-and 10). He said that on March 18, 2001, the police said that his
-made a “pop bottle bomb” by filling a 2 litter (sic) pop bottle with toilet
-in foil. He said that the bomb never exploded and the police took-”
… And it's there that the page ends. In the video, he flips over to the next page, but we never get a clear shot/resolution of that sentence.
Finally, I'll quote this nugget, best viewed at 8:15.
“During the interview conducted on 2/13/02, Mr. McKim provided the following personal background information. He reported that in school his grades were average and his behavior appropriate. He indicated that he received a 'best attitude' award. In terms of employment, he has mostly done 'light labor and substitute bus driving.' He denied any history of substance abuse. He indicated that he was receiving counseling at Personal and Family Consulting Services and at this agency.”
Pure speculation on my part, but "Best Attitude Award" doesn't sound like an award you'd give out in junior high, or much less high school. Might he be citing an award he received when he was 12 or younger?
Basically, he and his wife were arrested for something (dependency?) in 2001, and as the police arrived, he tried to engineer a bomb out of a plastic bottle, tin foil, and toilet water. And later that same year, she took out a restraining order against him. Not sure if/how those events are connected, or who it was that he was trying to sploosh with toilet water (her? the cops?).
And lastly, I get the impression that Rev. McKim (37-39 years old at the time) still cites the"Best Attitude Award" he received in school as an accomplishment worthy of recognition. I AM HONOR ROLL!
Anyway, here again is the video in question, in case you want to see for yourself.
Basically, he and his wife were arrested for something (dependency?) in 2001, and as the police arrived, he tried to engineer a bomb out of a plastic bottle, tin foil, and toilet water. And later that same year, she took out a restraining order against him. Not sure if/how those events are connected, or who it was that he was trying to sploosh with toilet water (her? the cops?).
Actually, toilet cleaner and a chunk of tin foil in a sealed container will explode. It tends to be a thing that bored, rural teens do, so here we have a man of God playing with the same stuff as dumb, redneck-y teenagers. If he was intending to use it as a weapon, that's rather pathetic. If he was just playing around with it, it may have been a separate complaint from his neighbors and not tied to the mayor or the restraining order.
Basically, he and his wife were arrested for something (dependency?) in 2001, and as the police arrived, he tried to engineer a bomb out of a plastic bottle, tin foil, and toilet water. And later that same year, she took out a restraining order against him. Not sure if/how those events are connected, or who it was that he was trying to sploosh with toilet water (her? the cops?).
I think the paper reads "and dependency charges" so the beginning of the line could read "pressed ???? and dependency charges". Dependency cases determine if a child can be taken away from his/her parents because they can't take care of the kid due to outside circumstances or them just being too fucked up, ie. they don't result in criminal convictions, just the child being removed.
Well he has written (for want of a better word) about how he had a three way with a husband and a wife at a previous point in time. Maybe the three way involved him performing the "beast with two backs", leaving wifey to watch and generate encouragement?
Actually, toilet cleaner and a chunk of tin foil in a sealed container will explode. It tends to be a thing that bored, rural teens do, so here we have a man of God playing with the same stuff as dumb, redneck-y teenagers. If he was intending to use it as a weapon, that's rather pathetic. If he was just playing around with it, it may have been a separate complaint from his neighbors and not tied to the mayor or the restraining order.
The gas that causes it to explode is Hydrogen, so with a big enough container and an ignition source it probably could be manufactured into a decent IED.
Confession time: I actually did message him several days ago, but it doesn't look like he's been on Facebook since then. I was hesitant to, because I don't want to bother the guy with stupid shit like entertaining a forum full of spastics (or involve him in anything dumb), but he's been trolling Bob for years & I just couldn't resist. At the very least, I did want to thank him for his service & tell him that he had a fan club. Looking through his Facebook, I'm kind of wondering if he has some horrible secret or bodies hidden in his basement or something, because there's no way a man can be that awesome in so many respects. I'll probably do a John Andrews Appreciation Post at some point, because the guy is the anti-Bob.
Also I have confirmed that he is, in fact, Rene's stepfather.
In other news. . .
. . .I think I just got by an old lady. I'll admit, it made me chuckle. Anyway, I'll leave the trolling to the professionals.
Okay, as promised, a giant imagedump that's a fucking year's worth of posts. I still have several more years to go. . . sigh
This is my penance, I suppose, for using my staunch Catholic upbringing & knowledge of scripture to bait dumb old religious zealots on the internet. Mea culpa, mea culpa. . . .I'm sorry I grew up to be a euphoric heathen, Nana.
First up, I think it was @CatParty in the Peter Guerin/Doc Forbin thread that said something to the effect of "only retards write letters to the editor." Well, I think he was on to something. . .
Also, Pastor Faggot erroneously refers to Jesus as "the. . .morning star," completely unaware that that refers to Satan. Good job, numbnuts.
Note that Bob refers to his "date" in gender-neutral terms. HMMMMMM
Pastor Faggot uses a picture of his friend with cerebral palsy to justify his own laziness:
An old picture of a slightly less derpy-looking Bob with his fellow "doctor" that @Durable Mike Malloy discovered:
I posted this already, but come on. It's John.
"This is a license to marry for a pastor of an actual church. THE UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH IS NOT FAKE STOP SAYING IT IS"
"People need to share with the poor, the week[sic], the sick, or the weddows[sic], because Jesus said so. That means me. GIVE ME SHIT, JESUS SAID SO"
I. . .really don't know what to say about this one.
"People try to twist religion to make it suit them. Did you know I was almost stabbed by a bully at the tender age of six?"
A minister of God never retires.
I think he's trying to justify his "disability" here.
You have to come down off your cross before you can bear it, Bob.
BOB IS THE CHOSEN ONE
Prophets never give up preaching, no matter what. Bob is a shitty disciple, more at 11.
This time, he's LOOKING at the correct spelling, for reference, and spelling it wrong out loud. I've got the video embedded (and cued up for you) below.
I've noticed that this is the second time he's fixated on the "u" in "cellulitis." There's some other vid where he's like, "It's SELL! YOU! ITUS! Sell-YOU! Not 'E,'! Get it right! Sell-YOU-itis!"
Strangely, he spelled cellulitis correctly in the video's title... I don't upload videos to youtube much- do they spell check video titles?
Also worth mentioning- at 8:40ish he starts on this similarly pissy rant about how it's "HYPO, not HYPER! HYPO! Get it right! Hypo means low! Hyper means high! I have HYPO-glycemia!"
Barely 90 seconds later (10:10 ish) he gets confused and declares he has HYPER-glycemia.
I love how you can almost see the rusty, squeaking gears grinding away inside his head, under immense protest. I mean, every time he says "hypo/hyper" he has to stop, and think to himself, "Wait a moment, is that right? Am I a hy-PO, or a hy-PER?"
Also, Pastor Faggot erroneously refers to Jesus as "the. . .morning star," completely unaware that that refers to Satan. Good job, numbnuts.
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Note that Bob refers to his "date" in gender-neutral terms. HMMMMMM
Also worth mentioning- at 8:40ish he starts on this similarly pissy rant about how it's "HYPO, not HYPER! HYPO! Get it right! Hypo means low! Hyper means high! I have HYPO-glycemia!"
Barely 90 seconds later (10:10 ish) he gets confused and declares he has HYPER-glycemia.
I love how you can almost see the rusty, squeaking gears grinding away inside his head, under immense protest. I mean, every time he says "hypo/hyper" he has to stop, and think to himself, "Wait a moment, is that right? Am I a hy-PO, or a hy-PER?"
With all the times he's mentioned his blood sugar being high (up to the 300s!), I'm pretty sure he's not consistently hypoglycemic. It sounds an awful lot like his diabetes is completely uncontrolled in both directions. Kind of wonder if he's a type 1 diabetic or a type 2. If he's a type 1, he's probably driving it way too high with his diet and over-correcting with way too much insulin, which makes him crash. Again, this is a symptom of poor lifestyle choices and not listening to Doctor's orders (which he claims he does).
Found some more information. It seems that Bobby claims to have been a member of REACT international. I wasn't sure what REACT was, so I did a little Googling and found this via Wikipedia:
He claims to be a Psychologist and has a "practice" but his only degree is a Bachelors in Psychiatric/Mental Health Services Technician (which sounds like a dental assistant or a medical assistant type degree) and a diploma in Psychology and Social Work. Isn't this technically illegal? I was under the impression you needed a Doctorate in Psychology to be a practicing clinical Psychologist.
Just found this, thought I'd post it for ya'll.... It's another minor gem, similar to "SOTP!"
This time, he's LOOKING at the correct spelling, for reference, and spelling it wrong out loud. I've got the video embedded (and cued up for you) below.
I've noticed that this is the second time he's fixated on the "u" in "cellulitis." There's some other vid where he's like, "It's SELL! YOU! ITUS! Sell-YOU! Not 'E,'! Get it right! Sell-YOU-itis!"
Strangely, he spelled cellulitis correctly in the video's title... I don't upload videos to youtube much- do they spell check video titles?
Also worth mentioning- at 8:40ish he starts on this similarly pissy rant about how it's "HYPO, not HYPER! HYPO! Get it right! Hypo means low! Hyper means high! I have HYPO-glycemia!"
Barely 90 seconds later (10:10 ish) he gets confused and declares he has HYPER-glycemia.
I love how you can almost see the rusty, squeaking gears grinding away inside his head, under immense protest. I mean, every time he says "hypo/hyper" he has to stop, and think to himself, "Wait a moment, is that right? Am I a hy-PO, or a hy-PER?"
I was bored so I did some digging based on the Facebook message he showed in the video. There was a "Scriptural Holiness Church" in Newcomerstown, OH with a Rev William Gamble as late as 1974. So at least that part of his story is true. Though he would have had to have been in his late-teens/early-twenties for that depending on his age - hardly enough maturity to "start a ministry".
Who's supposed to believe this? You can tell just looking at his face that he's exceptional, and if that wasn't enough, he also talks like a tard. He's maybe marginally above the functionality of Leonard Shaner.
by an old lady. I'll admit, it made me chuckle. Anyway, I'll leave the trolling to the professionals.
