"It's so disrespectful to say I'm playing on easy"
I mean this is the same retard who bitches about retail workers being kids and retards who can't get any other jahb because they're too STOOPID (nice lowkey shittalking about your own waif, Phail) so in some of his previous retail worker rants Big Brain Burnell proposed that retail workers should be paid on commission in order to fix that problem, using the example of the one time his dad bought a sound system or whatever the fuck, an example which probably happened in the previous fucking century, not to mention he completely missed the point of why a guy working at either the electronics section of a supermarket or a specialized electronics store would be knowledgeable about the things he's selling and be paid on commission - because that shit's fucking expensive. Due to his low intelligence and inability to look 10 seconds into the future he also doesn't realize that as a consequence retail workers would probably start hounding people to do shit like buy an extra candy bar or 6 because they get a robust $0.05 on commission for every candy bar sold, something that he would for sure dedicate a half an hour rant on multiple prestreams.
Lmao his logic is also retarded because there is multiple people working at a supermarket and they are not sales people, they are cashiers, people who stock shelves,etc. How would a guy that stock shelves make a commission on a client's purchase? I used to work at a supermarket stocking shelves at the wine area for a company (they do that sometimes, a company that owns a lot of products sends a worker hired by that company to do free work for the supermarket in exchange for shelf space) and there is no way I could make a commission on purchases, I had to work and if I was there acting as a salesman trying to get people to buy expensive wine two things would happen:
It's gonna be worse than normal because he going to be shitting on the Dead Space remake the whole time well proclaiming every chance he gets that this is Dead Space 4.
Just like Phil's stream, everyone at Infinity Ward are wheelchairs. They have never walked in their lives.
When I see Callisto, it gives me flashbacks of Resident Evil 8, specifically the part of the game where DSP thought it would be entertaining to walk very slowly through a dark mansion, carefully inspect every corner of every room, then ack ack ack and mock the game for not being scary. At some point he triggered something that turned off all the lights and some deformed monster to show up and start chasing him, his entire demeanor changed, he sprinted from one objective to the next as he desperately tried to get this section of the game over with, talking really loudly over the game in an effort to seem like he wasn't scared.
God those eyes are telling me that he’s barely keeping it together. he looks like he is about to cry and just never stop crying.
Bruh.
He couldn't even edit out the first second of the "boomer looking for the button" look:
Yes he is.
. Wow dood it's like that video game!DSP is the typah pigga to beg his mom to buy all the junk from the back of the scholastic book fair pamphlets
That's every Snort of his. First few frames he's mask off and looks dead inside, then he puts on his overly pahsitive sleazy salesman mask, then in the last few frames he's mask off looking dead inside again.
