Location: Sitting at her desk.
"HELLO HELLO!!" JUMPSCARE GAHH!! No intro card. I wasn't expecting that.
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Terrible singing over the intro card with her laughing. I would have preferred a few bars of 'shitty flute', but meh. Next, a generic computer generated intro with a simple version of 'Jingle Bells'. Terribly basic, but much higher effort than her usual vlogs, so meh.
She's getting ready for an appointment with her psychiatrist today. Amber gets a call and puts her phone on speaker so we can hear the receptionist confirming her telehealth appointment. She cuts out key points, but leaves a lot in for filler.. We're not watching her put on her makeup, because Jade wants to start with the presents. Amber says that she thinks that Jade's love language is also gift giving. I guess Amber sees that as an improvement over stupid Becky and her stupid "Acts of Service" love language.
'Present' Unboxing: Lot's of shrieking - headphone users beware. Amber got a Play-Doh Advent Calendar, and then says that 'they' (her audience) are going to come for her in the comments. Oh you'd better believe they will. I personally don't care - as long as she doesn't try to eat it. Even then, meh. Amber says this is everything. Oh FUCK NO - does this mean we are going to watch her play with play-doh everyday? No one told me this when I signed up for reeecapping. For FUCK sakes!
Amber tries to open it and can't figure out it opens in the front because it's an ADVENT CALENDAR. I guess she's forgotten that her audience watched her open an Advent Calendar last vlogmas (2020), and she needs to pad out this video. She opens day 1, gets a tub of white play-doh and cutters to make a snow man. She sculpts a mangled turd instead.
Location: Standing in the living room.
Amber films a stack of tubs, contain her Christmas decorations. She's so excited as it's time to decorate the tree. Uses the opportunity to shuffle and stagger in front of the camera in a very tight outfit for engagement. Blair Witch type footage as she goes back and forth from the bin to the tree. Jade hangs the crane (crane? drain?) ordamint. RARITY!! hiding behind the tree.
Amber makes sure to show the two massive piles of gifts that they plan to give each either during Vlogmas.
Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber has a couple random updates. Amber's pus pockets are better, but her throat still hurts. Also, individual/private insurance in Kentucky doesn't cover weightloss surgery no matter what insurance you have. Based on the fact that she inturrupted this to fuss over her sweater makes me think she's not being completely honest and is leaving out details here. This still isn't going to stop her from getting weight loss surgery, though. Of course not, Amber, your unwillingness to do meaningful work on your mentulz or adhere to any sort of diet will stop that. GOALS! AFFIRMATIONS!!
She called the place she wants to go, and they told her $23K out of pocket. And before you Haydurz say "you have the money; look at what you spend on UberEats", Amber doesn't spend that much, you shitlords! Actually, $3K per month is $36K per year, and $36K is LESS than $23K so actually- oh nevermind. Amber says it's no one's business how she spends her money. Now she's changed the subject to the cost of 'inpatient care' and how it's even more expensive.
She's now going to be actively saving for weightloss surgery while saving up for other things AND while buying the stuff that she wants because she knows how to budget and save money and that's what responsible people do. (no, I'm not being a sarcastic asshole; she actually said this).
Now she's thinking out loud about how much she should save before making the appointment with the surgeon. I don't know. Maybe you need to figure out how to go more than 2 days without binging first? I think you're putting the cart before the horse here. GOALS! AFFIRMATIONS!!
She only got 2 hours of sleep and is trying to fix her sleeping schedule again. Blames estrogen. She's grumpy. She's shitting on her audience for calling her out on doing nothing all day and complaining about being tired. She pauses and does a voice over to do damage control for acting like such a cunt (re-film? NAHHH). Downplays other people's feelings while telling them not to downplay hers. Maybe you need a Snickers, Amber. You know you're a raging cunt when you're hungry.
Jump Cut!! 4 hours later, yet in the EXACT same spot. She took a 2 hour nap. We're going to be let down because we are no longer doing daily weighins. It's going to be weekly now because of weight watchers. It's currently not serving her.
Location: Hurpling to the living room.
It's "dark time", so we're going to see the tree! Obnoxious singing (again, headphone users beware). It looks... exactly the same as before it was decorated, because it's DARK so we can't see the ordamints. Brilliant, Amber. Tomorrow we'll be watching Amber put her regular decorations away to replace them with the Christmas decorations. It's a moment situation type deal.
Jump cut!! Christmas threw up on her couch, and poor Twinkie is being absorbed into the hoard. She's getting an early start on packing the 'normal core' decor. All of the boobie core items are staying out, of course. Rarity watches from the kitty tree.
Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber is shopping on Torrid for more dresses to wear as shirts (I'm guessing it's because she ruined her clothes by not knowing how to add detergent to a washing machine - I mean, because sometimes her machine gets wonky and ruins her clothes).
YouTube Random Comment Picker
Scabbylynn says "Yeah like relax amber... wipeees hands might be longer but yours are wider so..."
Amber prattles on about 2 fatphobic fatshamming comments in a row, and how she constantly gets fat shamed. Starts going on about her laundry list of mental illnesses, and has pity for this haydur. Byeeee!!
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vlogmas day 1
