Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Adding onto @AboutTreeFiddy I don't believe she qualifies for Medicare or Medicaid, I'd have to look into the eligibility in Kentucky for Medicaid. I would hope the social security/disability structure in place would see her income and deny any and all applications from our gorl, but if DSP can get a bankruptcy rubber stamped, why can't Amber.

My guess from the start of this new insurance thing is she is applying to get on Jade's workplace insurance as a spouse/domestic partner, which would cost a lot to Jade. A lot of insurance now will just add someone on if they share an address. Another possibility is she "applied" through a pre authorization for surgery from this doctor through whatever insurance she has now. The pre auth would give more of an idea how much she'll owe on the surgery and aftercare.

Most likely is she is trying for a lower deductible/high premium ppo through the marketplace, they can approve or deny based on your income and if you're able to afford the premiums.

She makes far too much $ for medicaid and she would have to be on disability for a year to qualify for Medicare. Jade has to have lived in KY for a year (iirc) to be a permanent resident and then paperwork established for domestic partnership to be on her insurance.

You hit the nail on the head about Marketplace. She's not going to have a fun time and her insurance is still going to be high af because her income has been higher than most people the last few years.

I give a big X on her ever going through with surgery.

*edit*
For YT adsense in the US one has to use their SSN. The social security office has a list of all your jobs past and current. She can't get out of not reporting her income to get benefits. So to put that speculation to rest, the only way to grift the system is under the table cash/personal check in hand.

 

[HackerX]

...and those layggs look and smell like left-out-in-the-sun lutefisk.

Old people legs are one of my primordial terrors. Thank God for the sleeve!

I also chuckle at the "Off track/on Track column". Idk why she does that to herself. (Well, I know why but I digress)

Though I have a degree for content that I'm not even sure how feasible it would be. Have some non-TV, non-pozzed psychologist talk to her for an hour and stream it live. I'd watch the hell out of that. Maybe even click on the video without AdBlock!

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I wondered whether and how the WL surgeon would know about Amber’s social media presence, when duh, her new patient paperwork will include information about her employment/source of income.

OMG imagine being a fly on the wall when the receptionist, physician’s assistants, and nurses find out Amber is a Youtuber. Slow day at the office? Feeling a little bored? Not a problem! We have 10 years of YouTube plus instagram and Tiktok for you! If I were sitting on a chair I’d fall off it laughing over their reaction to their first sight of one of Amber’s TikTok thirst traps, or the infamous jiggling in the sheer black dress.

 

[ADHD]

She's basically writing the same thing on each line, yet the lines are all of varying width. Tsk, tsk, sloppy.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

For someone who started this 100 days of gaining weight weighing in by talking about how "two days of bingeeen in a row is a rarity", she sure has been doing a lot of that. So last November, she hit the 400's. So in a year, she has gained 12 pounds. Love that for her. Can't wait to see how high we'll get before new years now that she's on WW again.

I know it's just her self diagnosing after a quick google search, but she doesn't understand how Body Dysmorphia works. She knows how big she is, she's over 500 pounds so it isn't a shock. She just has delusions of being some dainty qween. I feel like she's had this exact moment several years ago. One of those "I see what you guys see now omg so big" moments. In the same breath as talking about realizing it, she's showing off how teeny her hands. It's not dysmorphia, it's delusion

It was the 505.0 that did it for me. JUST SAY 500 ELBES god dam it!!

It's always obnoxious, but that one was extra sped. Why the fuck do you need to say "point zero"? It's stupid.

these screenshots are just so... alarming

It's so unreal how huge she is. That can't be comfortable. No wonder she's a miserable cunt.

Remember last time she was hype for WLS and then they told her she'd need mental health treatment and to lose weight first? She promptly never brought it up again.

I'm guessing this time it's going to be an exact repeat, but with more expensive monthly insurance bills.

This is exactly it. She can say she's going to until the end of time, but she can't even stick to a diet for a a few weeks, as evidenced by her gaining nearly 20 pounds in a month and nearing 50 since she fell. There is zero chance of her being approved.

Crazy that she can manage to forget her enormous size

I don't know that I buy it. as big as she is, her stomach sticks out much further than her breasts. To sit and pretend she can't see her huge belly and only noticed because of the full length mirror is absurd.

I don't trust Amberlynn's memory here. Kids have amazing metabolisms and fat children who are 300 lbs. at 11 are remarkable and very rare. Someone would have exploited this girl in the age of daytime "talkshows." The average 11 year old is about 4' 9". She also said she was a pretty active kid, and no 300 lb. 11 year old is going to be even in a basic entry level dance class.

Somehow we're supposed to believe both that she was 200+ pounds at 11, and also an awesome dancer (who won competitions and choreographed dances for other people) and soccer player. Those don't jive, you can't have it both ways. We've seen that she was a fat kid but I don't for a second believe she was that big.

If she lives to see a new girlfriend chapter, any bets on what she'll look like? I'm guessing a Destiny lookalike.

Plot twist: Destiny returns!

So how long before the sore throat turns into the inevitable hulth skeer that's gonna make her to go ER and quit vlogmas over an imaginary throat infection?

If Jade mentions going home for Christmas, that will cause the ER visit. Anything to keep her from leaving her alone again.

OT: @Slappy McGherkin Congratulations on surgery 1. Onward and upward friend.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

weigh in day 27
511.4
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I just took a particularly long piss and lost more weight than AL

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

I like to conceptualise her weight changes with what it would be like to carry physical items. So she's gained about 7kg in under a month, so I imagine I'm walking around with a backpack and twice a week I had a litre of milk added to my backpack.
(For North American friends that's like carrying 2 gallons of milk by the end).

That feels exhausting and it's just adding it to my current frame, let alone a body that I'm already hauling around >200kg.

 

[Croissants]

The way she eats always gets me. It's like watching an addict shoot up. blegh

 

[Kjæledyr]

Amber's hygiene is clearly appalling & has been for years. Her "food" intake, consisting of so much salt & grease guarantees her sweat STINKS. I can also pretty much guarantee she's got a few fungal colonies in various nooks & crannies & at least a few skin breakdowns. Her lack of hygiene & shitty overall health, especially her circulation guarantees they heal poorly if at all.

So here's a question: She claims she's a picker (mostly because the broad can't pronounce "Excoriation" disorder) so how are those not getting raging infections? (Maybe she does and keeps it hush hush, I mean she had cellulitis like 10 times this year...) Is the sheer fact her picking areas of choice are in her "easy to reach" flat areas where it's not as (sorry) moist? (like upper arms?) Or does she just have a crazy strong immune system making her the cockroach we always thought she was?

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

I like to conceptualise her weight changes with what it would be like to carry physical items. So she's gained about 7kg in under a month, so I imagine I'm walking around with a backpack and twice a week I had a litre of milk added to my backpack.
(For North American friends that's like carrying 2 gallons of milk by the end).

That feels exhausting and it's just adding it to my current frame, let alone a body that I'm already hauling around >200kg.

If you want a best equivalent, think of the 226 kg (500 lbs) cement blocks they use to anchor large tents. That's what she lugs around when she is 'on track' for a number of days, which is horrific if you think about it.

 

[Constellationzero]

If you want a best equivalent, think of the 226 kg (500 lbs) cement blocks they use to anchor large tents. That's what she lugs around when she is 'on track' for a number of days, which is horrific if you think about it.

Back in the 80's when I was a kid, the old Weight Watchers commercials used to show members (men and women) talking about how much weight they lost so far with the program. One woman lost the equivalent of 20 some paint cans. They showed whatever equivalent the member referred to. The pain cans were full.

Of course... they didn't refer to potatoes and chicken breast as "zero point foods" either.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Wasn't sure where exactly to put this but it looks like we're never getting tea from the fag shanty. Eric removed his content:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Wasn't sure where exactly to put this but it looks like we're never getting tea from the fag shanty. Eric removed his content:

The only things that are worth shit from Eric's videos are candid shots of big gay Al and the "what cereal is that" incident. Both have been well documented and I'm pretty sure the classic Amber molments have been archived here so Eric deleting is like "k" to me.

Edit:



Eric was hella annoying but this was a gift

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

So here's a question: She claims she's a picker (mostly because the broad can't pronounce "Excoriation" disorder) so how are those not getting raging infections? (Maybe she does and keeps it hush hush, I mean she had cellulitis like 10 times this year...) Is the sheer fact her picking areas of choice are in her "easy to reach" flat areas where it's not as (sorry) moist? (like upper arms?) Or does she just have a crazy strong immune system making her the cockroach we always thought she was?

I've wondered about this as well because I don't remember noticing her lips all picked to hell and back nor her cuticles torn to shreds and my stimmy picking adhd friends (even non picky) friends tend to go there first.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Remember last time she was hype for WLS and then they told her she'd need mental health treatment and to lose weight first? She promptly never brought it up again.

To her credit she did appear to attempt to get the mental health treatment they said she'd need. Even IF her current pyschologist is real and she's having regular appointments (big IF), Amber has stated very clearly she is anti-restriction with diet. While I realise she's said she was referred to another while her "girl" is on maternity leave, it's doubtful she'd refer her to a new pysch with different diet views. From memory Amber went through an ED clinic to find her pysch originally. If Amber tries to use her current pyschologist to sway WLS approval, chances are this HAES/intuitive Eating freak won't play ball, and could very easily cause her to be denied surgery without even needing to go through the bariatric surgeons preferred provider. She just doesn't understand that her uncontrolled ED will preclude her from getting approval for surgery. She'll blame it for her super morbid obesity, along with other health issues like her lipedema, she may even blame public reaction to her stressful job....but she has yet to do anything to successfully manage any of the host of excuses she'll give, and that's what the surgeon will be looking for....changed behaviour

 

[Kier Starmer]

intro with Jade Francis of NY, fucking kill me

WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY ON INSURANCE - FUCKING MEGA DENIED

Get fucked piggy time to pay outta pocket, the practice she is going to quote her on $23,000, and remember this is not aftercare. She is probs looking at $25k on everything including aftercare.

She is trying to save money for other things, my guess is on taxes since she pays annually.

 

[FatalTater]

AdultBabyLynn kicks up a lot of dust when showing her whole body in a form fitting outfit while hanging ordaments.
Insurance won't cover weight loss surgery in Kentucky? That's a great excuse! Glad Fat Amber thought of it. Six minutes wasted listening to it though.
Pets are cute, decorations are shiny except for the everyday boobies figurines on the shelf.
Klassy.

 

[HackerX]

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She's basically writing the same thing on each line, yet the lines are all of varying width. Tsk, tsk, sloppy.

Jesus Christ, even her handwriting gets fatter over time.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Wasn't sure where exactly to put this but it looks like we're never getting tea from the fag shanty. Eric removed his content:

D'ya think you had no hand in that, Willo? You didn't bully him at all? Not a bit?
Take several seats, you covert cocksucker.

 

[low sodium]

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