Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
I don't know how people forget testicular torsion is a very real thing, you don't want it to happen. Worst case scenario is you lose your balls.
We can only hope. That would be a hilarious development.

Balls or no balls would never be the same.

"Look at me. I'm the futanari now."

Tonight's show. Looks like its's gonna be stone cold takes on topics well outside his lane and a couple legal things that are old news and already covered by better lawyers.
 
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I actually agree with Puff. It is also worth pointing out that in Hedonism II the Island across the bay appears to extend beyond the frame for a significant way, whereas in Nick's picture the island narrows and then ends.
i disagree, i think that all comes down to focal length. the picture with the girls appears to be wider framed but it has a narrower field of view and the distant shoreline is drawn closer to the camera

example:

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i'm looking at the place on google maps and the only island around the resort, booby cay, it seems to be too small to be the trees in the background

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but ocean cliff seems waaaaaaay too far away to be it. so booby cay it is

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satellite pics are janky for the area, can't quite make out where they've gotta be sitting
 
Nick explaining the lolsuit to Gosney is kind of comfy.
For real. Steve is so wholesome and corny, I love him. He's the best kind of guest for Nick because they like each other and can chat law and nerd shit, but Steve's too straight-laced to take the conversation into too blue of a direction that's been driven into the ground lately. Low-key solid stream tonight.
 
For real. Steve is so wholesome and corny, I love him. He's the best kind of guest for Nick because they like each other and can chat law and nerd shit, but Steve's too straight-laced to take the conversation into too blue of a direction that's been driven into the ground lately. Low-key solid stream tonight.
He's so nice when he throws shade, too.

"Is this person trans? Those shoulders are so, you know...
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But you're right, Gosney's a good guest. He plays perfectly along with Nick's jokes, but he's too normie to dive into the weirder rabbit holes (or buttholes) Nick has beeb exploring lately
 
If you look below Racket's crack there seems to be what appears to be the tops of letters.
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Yeah, I think @2lolis1cup called it right. The resort that he didn't want to disclose, and he and LR went to, was more than likely Hedonism 2

It's not quite as impressive as finding Shea Lebeouf's flag in the middle of nowhere, but I stiill tip my hat to the stellar photo analysis autism on display here.

Also, you guys have got to read some of the travel blogs about this place. Particularly this one. I can't stop laughing. It's downright surreal how him going there, and his behavior for the past couple of months that precipitated the thread move, seem to fit perfectly.

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Did he discover Balldo here?

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Totally accepting of public sex stuff.

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You're a prude if you won't go to the beach where clothing is PROHIBITED. Not optional. Prohibited.

I'm not 100% on the timeline. Did Rekieta start to turn degen, and then go to Jamaica? Or is it possible Jamaica fucked up Rekieta?
 
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Yeah, I think @2lolis1cup called it right. The resort that he didn't want to disclose, and he an LR went to, was more than likely Hedonism 2

It's not quite as impressive as finding Shea Lebeouf's flag in the middle of nowhere, but I stiill tip my hat to the stellar photo analysis autism on display here.

Also, you guys have got to read some of the travel blogs about this place. Particularly this one. I can't stop laughing. It's downright surreal how him going there, and his behavior for the past couple of months that precipitated the thread move, seem to fit perfectly.

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Did he discover Balldo here?

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Totally accepting of public sex stuff.

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You're a prude if you won't go to the beach where clothing is PROHIBITED. Not optional. Prohibited.

Did this Jamaica trip fuck up Rekieta?
If the streams are to be believed, Drexel was the vector that brought it into Nick's life. Drexel found the balldo months ago.
 
If the streams are to be believed, Drexel was the vector that brought it into Nick's life. Drexel found the balldo months ago.
Fair enough, but I'm also wondering if a public sex toy demonstration at Hedonism 2 might have overode any inhibitions he might have had previous about talking about a sex toy publicly.

It's an interesting hypothesis, at least.
 
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Fair enough, but I'm also wondering if a public sex toy demonstration at Hedonism 2 might have overode any inhibitions he might have had previous about talking about a sex toy publicly.

It's an interesting hypothesis, at least.
Didn't he also do LSD or shrooms on the trip, or am I thinking of some previous trip? If it was on that trip, my guess is that between the drugs, the exposure to hedonism 2, mixed with his natural degen behavior that he was kind enough to not discuss with us made him lose his inner voice that was telling him "Don't talk about this shit during streams!"
 
I only catch an occasional stream since discovering Rackets from the Rittenhouse case but even in the ones I did catch he was talking about having sex in parking lots with people around even before his Hedonism vacation. To me at least, he has always come across as a degenerate who knows too much about the dark side of the interwebs and all the perversions that go along with it that he must indulge in some of it himself. A little car sex alone doesn't make someone a degenerate but talking about it when also trying to give off the conservative family man vibes makes it worthy to judge just like with Jack Murphy. Recent developments have made me think my first impressions were correct.
 
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