Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[KeepHopeAlive]

Comments from the re-upload on the Salah & Chantal couples channel:

 

[Burger King]

fact she is doubling up and posting the same shit twice, by saying bonus content and adding another pack of cheese to the shopping she knows people will watch it again to see what they missed

Chantal hates capitalism, but constantly uses its practices. Her excuse will be Hollywood does it, which in fact, is true.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

She bought an imaginary homeless man a meal at McDonald's once.

That must count for something?

To be clear, the homeless man was extremely real, it was the meal that was imaginary.

Sometimes I wonder if all Salad told her was that she'd have to at least wear a hijab while she's there and she went overboard with the idea.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Chantal hates capitalism, but constantly uses its practices. Her excuse will be Hollywood does it, which in fact, is true.

Chantal couldn't define capitalism if you promised her all the Nashies in the world. And for that matter, I'm not sure she has a concept of "Hollywood" as an entity that can act intentionally in pursuit of a goal. Abstractions are not her thing.

The projection in this thread is unreal. It actually scares me a little that so many people imagine Chantal embodies what bothers them most about the world. Like, if nothing else, I can't fathom relating to her even that indirectly.

 

[Cock wombler]

Definitely looking forward to Salad returning to "work" (or the excuse for why that's not happening).

I think the recent times salad hasn't been on screen during lives and chantal had said he is busy is them trying to pretend he's at work and they will probably continue to do that. She will then gaslight the shit out of viewers when they say but we heard him cough and saw you looking at him multiple times.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Pee says he hates capitalism because reddit and twitter told him he does and he is retarded.
Chantal would internalize those hot takes on instinct when he would sperg at her while handing her doordash orders 5 times a day. The irony of this is beyond their collective comprehension. She would sometimes repeat him when she was high and wanted to seem smart, and that is how we ended up with the infamous "Pumped Up Kicks Get Fucked America" fiasco.
Chantal has no actual belief system beyond instant gratification and constant consumption. She is literally Hedonism Bot from Futurama sans self awareness, plus 100 pounds fatter.

 

[Backinpogform]

This has already been on her foodie beauty channel at least a week, her views are so bad that she is putting repeats on the couple’s channel hoping for more views, so in fact she is doubling up and posting the same shit twice, by saying bonus content and adding another pack of cheese to the shopping she knows people will watch it again to see what they missed and she thinks she is dodging YouTube TOS…
So from this she is confirming she is broke and desperate.
She is uploading any shit she can think of for views,

On another subject, Anne the nasty granny needs to wind her neck in, she is getting carried away with herself and loving the attention all of this is bringing. Lounging around in her silky nightdress ,with her face full of makeup, giving half arsed interviews to another moron desperate for chinnys attention, she needs to find a bridge club or take up knitting because she is starting to look fucking ridiculous.

She’s recently been sperging about FFG having two channels to double dip, (as we know every accusation from her is a confession if for no other reason than she’s so narcissistic she doesn’t think about anyone but herself) so the fact she’s not only having to record and edit videos? but having to push them this hard to get a fraction of her old views must be bruising that fat big ole ego an awful lot.

She is delusional enough to constantly call this her career and she thinks she gets high views because she’s a young, sexy comedian. The dumb cunt deleted millions of views because she actually believed she could bring in a new audience because she’s just so talented and interesting! Everyone was going to be waiting on baited breath well, we kinda were but for pretty much the exact opposite reason for a chance to see what spontaneous, fun-loving Chintal had done now. She’s so impulsive, isn’t it adorable? We were all going to be lyk, totez jealous of her gorgeous sugar daddy waiting on her hand and foot as he took her around the world. Her fantasy life is her as a two dimensional manic pixie dream girl character from the 90’s that the girls want to be and the boys obsess over because she’s just so quirky is turning to ash before her eyes.

It’a not at all difficult to psychoanalyse her because all we gotta do is think of the exact opposite of reality and boom! We’re in her fetid brain. (Plus her only hobby and ‘job’ is thinking, talking and writing about herself which helps) I believe she’s actually genuinely shocked her couples channel isn’t soaring in popularity. I think she’s also shocked this ‘cool kids’ new audience hasn’t materialised to replace those middled aged obese women she hates so much who make up the Beezers.

Just like she actually believes if she lost enough weight and got skin surgery she’d be as beautiful as a Victoria’s Secret model and look like she’s 25, she actually believes she’s a quirky, adorable, sexy Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

This blow to the ego is going to make the Chantrum all the sweeter because she’s gotten half of her dream life and shes being faced with the reality that she is not Mia Wallace. The audience of men drooling over the ethot and Cool Girls jealous of her boytoy has not not only not materialised, the fat, old women are actually disappearing as viewers rather than the usual block, beg, arse kiss, repeat. She’s spent years telling them to just be patient. It has never once occurred to her people could actually quietly stop watching.

The upcoming Chantrum has the potential to beat the Cuba rage, especially since when she comes home licking her wounds she’s going to fuck Nader and then he’s going to go on the internet to mock her about it. All we need to do is make sure someone gives her booze and reminds her the Holy Trinity is gone, Peetz is making money off of views “that should be hers, wahh” and most of all? Nader/DD are coming up on being common law married very soon.

I definitely will be patient with her as she so often asks her viewers

 

[TwinkieStorr]

I believe that as long as she's in Kuwait things will stay pretty boring.

Gunt's existence revolves around food and male attention and right now she's getting both, even tho Salah treats her more like a special needs cousin than a wife.
Yes, we might get more community post micro-rages in the future, but the Hamplanet has everything she needs to fake happines at the moment.
Even the crumbs of a fake relationship are more than enough to fuel her delusions.

Her going back to Canada will be interesting, tho and I'm sure she'll blame her downfall on the evil, corrupt western society.

Also, I'm so fucking tired of hearing about the middle east. Can we get a Korean fetish or something similar next season?

 

[Studmuffinstuffin]

The UAE just set out a new law that if you stay more than 90 days you are considered a taxable resident, I know her visa won't allow foodie to stay longer but that would be hilarious for her to owe taxes in 2 countries

 

[lol cow supreme]

Just like she actually believes if she lost enough weight and got skin surgery she’d be as beautiful as a Victoria’s Secret model and look like she’s 25, she actually believes she’s a quirky, adorable, sexy Manic Pixie Dream Girl

To be fair, Victoria Secret just published their first retard model.

 

[Chantopolis tour guide]

The joys of sex: Peetz trying to lick out Chantal

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

The UAE just set out a new law that if you stay more than 90 days you are considered a taxable resident, I know her visa won't allow foodie to stay longer but that would be hilarious for her to owe taxes in 2 countries

Kuwait apparently has no income tax. Quite the opposite as Kuwaiti citizens (proper pureblooded ones, not muggles like Salah) actually get clump sums of money from the government due to the sheer power of their “Fuck you-money” brought on by literally bathing in oil.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Thing is that chinny is playing with fire, she bimbles through life without thinking about any responsibility for her own actions, she has always managed to dodge karma and seems to be bulletproof, she only cares about herself, and what she wants at that moment in time.
Her selfishness knows no bounds, I think the word to describe her completely is ENTITLED. Spoiled as a child, never reprimanded or told no , or if her family tried to reign her in , God help them, faked overdoses managed to get her own way, so now she is still the spoiled brat and goes to extreme measures to make sure she gets the end result she desires.
All heading towards this “fuck you Nader “ arc, just to prove a point. She is going to end up in real trouble with Kuwait officials and immigration in Canada, soon as she attempts to get gay boy papers people will be contacting the authorities to put a stop to this farce.
I hate cow tipping but maybe chinny has finally pissed off the wrong grandma with Anne Winifred., I don’t understand why the old bat has such a beef with fatso, does anyone know what kicked it all off ? . She obviously thinks she can do chinny some real damage by her cow tipping so let’s see how it plays out.
If you are reading this Anne, why were you poking the bear and so surprised when it bit you….
Isn’t going to bingo with your mates a safer option than whining on YouTube ? .

Edited because I can’t fucking spell

Why do so many people think Chantal hasn’t had any consequences in life?

She’s almost 40, near 400 lbs that struggles to do simply daily tasks, had a hysterectomy at 36 due to FAT, is mentally ill, can’t hold a real job so she has to humiliate herself on YT for money, lives in a grubby rented condo with a pathetic ex-boyfriend, has two bankruptcies, owes back taxes, has no IRL friends, her social interaction consist entirely of interacting with YT chat retards while she consumes thousands of calories etc…

She’s so desperate for any male attention she dated a snaggled tooth Egyptian crackhead who likes to abuse women and after he dumped her she then got suckered by a romance scammer and flew to Kuwait to marry a man she had only known for a month online.

Chantal’s entire life is a series of consequences, which is why she’s draped head to toe in black polyester and living in a dorm room with a strange Syrian refugee she barely knows.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Why do so many people think Chantal hasn’t had any consequences in life?

She’s almost 40, near 400 lbs that struggles to do simply daily tasks, had a hysterectomy at 36 due to FAT, is mentally ill, can’t hold a real job so she has to humiliate herself on YT for money, lives in a grubby rented condo with a pathetic ex-boyfriend, has two bankruptcies, owes back taxes, has no IRL friends, her social interaction consist entirely of interacting with YT chat retards while she consumes thousands of calories etc…

She’s so desperate for any male attention she dated a snaggled tooth Egyptian crackhead who likes to abuse women and after he dumped her she then got suckered by a romance scammer and flew to Kuwait to marry a man she had only known for a month online.

Chantal’s entire life is a series of consequences, which is why she’s draped head to toe in black polyester and living in a dorm room with a strange Syrian refugee she barely knows.

I think it is because she doesn't recognize these as consequences of her actions.

She sees herself as a victim of Nader; she doesn't see Nader as the result of the actions she took that conjured him up in the first place. She sees herself as overweight, not as a deathfat, and it isn't a consequence. She sees it as part choice and part random luck. She doesn't see herself as not having a job, she sees herself as a nearly wealthy YouTube influencer. The hysterectomy was just one of those things in life, couldn't be helped. She sees her grubby condo as merely a stepping stone that she has already crossed on the way to better things. The taxes are a non-issue; nobody is knocking on her door asking for their tax money. She sees her YT chat retards as friends when convenient, easy marks for some quick cash, and utterly expendable in the end; they are useful to her. The bankruptcies are in the past and enabled her to get off scot-free.

None of this is anything she sees as the results of poor choices. Some of it she doesn't even see. Some of it she sees as positives. Some of it she sees as victimization. But nothing is ever because she is a fuck-up.

That's part of what makes her a lolcow. She will never hold herself responsible for anything, and she will never think things through to their logical consequences. So she will always make poor choices. That gives us something to watch.

So, it isn't that she hasn't faced the consequences. It's that she doesn't think she has faced any. That boggles people's minds.

 

[Edgeidiot]

She’s not in the UEA. Pay attention if you’re going to junk up the thread and at least post something relevant. She’s in Kuwait and they have very different tax and residency laws that don’t need to hashed out again on this thread. @Studmuffinstuffin

The UAE just set out a new law that if you stay more than 90 days you are considered a taxable resident, I know her visa won't allow foodie to stay longer but that would be hilarious for her to owe taxes in 2 countries

PS. Nader’s mother is a filthy whore who screwed Salad’s entire family.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Why do so many people think Chantal hasn’t had any consequences in life?

Because she isn't dead apparently.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Seriously.
Fuck these people. VIB membership is a STOOPID TAX. This is, what...the third, or fourth, time she's blatantly scammed followers? They get on YouTube and whine, but they STILL KEEP SUPPORTING.

Remember back in March when she lost her channel and she went all low BMI voice saying that if she gets her channel back, she'll unblock everyone for-EVAHH! and never block people again?

 

[Montage]

Why does Salad always look like he's trying to put Chantal into a chokehold when they take photos together? It's fucking weird.

 

[FatalTater]

The neck is probably the only part of her he can gat his arm all the way around. Otherwise he'd have to hold onto an arm or leg.

 

[Backinpogform]

Why does Salad always look like he's trying to put Chantal into a chokehold when they take photos together? It's fucking weird.

The neck is probably the only part of her he can gat his arm all the way around. Otherwise he'd have to hold onto an arm or leg.

He’s also so much taller than her, if he actually loved her he’d need to snuggle in for an appropriate shot