"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[NyQuilninja]

I really like

I will be really mad and sad if Jimothy dies before Boogie.

Anyway I was watching Godwinson reviewing merch store of the troon Jim and got to say that Sterling's merch has much more thought put into it than Metokur's one. Don't get me wrong Sterling's merch is still lazy but Medicare merch is even lazier. Especially the Christmas merch he showed in last YOTC. Like damn does this really sell? It's like merch you would find in mall in one of the smaller stores.
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It's probably made by Jade so he doesn't want to say anything.

The dog one is nice my significant other would like it..
Kinda well it goes to a good cause buying jim cigarettes

 

[CptnSnshn]

honestly I'm pretty sure that was just a joke. I don't think he would ever endorse anyone as the next Jim because he has no friends. a lonely existence but an honest one.

Ive been enjoying this nigger's content for over a decade, faggot. we get it you're soo edgy and cool that you're totanlly unaffected by the death of your fellow man especially when they've done nothing to deserve it.
I'm tired or massive alogs using the word "parasocial" to describe peoples positive opinions of someone when they are just as guilty of having a negative parasocial relationship with the same person. look in a mirror nigga.

Imagine falling for such obvious bait.

 

[hawkisnight]

I unironically like the christmas pudding one.

I don't hate it. I think it's sweet he sells his wife art and he doesn't give a shit if it's low effort.

• She might on the market soon.

Don't give Ralph ideas. Jade will murder his fat ass.

 

[Pomniman]

If he does croak anytime soon I think he'd want to be eulogized by being called a dead gay AIDS-riddled dirty potatonigger shekelgoblin rather than moped about.

 

[AnOminous]

Once he is actually gone, expect unprecedented gravedancing from nearly everyone he's ever laughed at.

He'd want it no other way. Also lmao @ the idea of having a parasocial relationship with someone I have no relationship of any kind with and have never even talked to.

 

[Wodanaz]

Imagine falling for such obvious bait.

>merely pretending

 

[AnOminous]

honestly I'm pretty sure that was just a joke. I don't think he would ever endorse anyone as the next Jim because he has no friends. a lonely existence but an honest one.

He never said that. He said he has no Internet friends because there's no such thing.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Look, I think everyone missed the real headlines from Jim's last youtube stream. Based on Jim's expertise on some backdoor shenanigans, as well as his health:

• Jade probably does anal.
• She might on the market soon.

Lmao, that reminds me of a dream I had last week. Something about finding some (SFW) home videos or amateur film that Jim did, with Jade being credited as "fat asian in the yellow shirt."

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Once he is actually gone, expect unprecedented gravedancing from nearly everyone he's ever laughed at.

Unless the dude is like cremated or donated to science, there may be actual, physical gravedancing by Ethan Ralph that somehow inevitably ends with Ralph being beaten bloody in the cemetery.

 

[MosBodacious]

What did Jim actually say on stream on the 30th that invited all the eulogizing? I listened live and just scrubbed through after seeing MATI chat talking about it and I still didnt catch anything. Was it just his quick comment about everything getting worse?

 

[ProfDongs]

What did Jim actually say on stream on the 30th that invited all the eulogizing? I listened live and just scrubbed through after seeing MATI chat talking about it and I still didnt catch anything. Was it just his quick comment about everything getting worse?

Was just catching up and it seems like its this part (1:41:20)

 

[thhrang]

What did Jim actually say on stream on the 30th that invited all the eulogizing? I listened live and just scrubbed through after seeing MATI chat talking about it and I still didnt catch anything. Was it just his quick comment about everything getting worse?

It came up a few times during the donation readings, here's a supercut of everything he said regarding it.

 

[Druveer]

It's funny to see how retards have done with "parasocial" what they did to "incel" and "boomer", turned them into meaningless words that just show you how much they dislike a thing.

 

[MosBodacious]

Was just catching up and it seems like its this...

Thank you! I scrubbed over that at least twice...

 

[Frank Cross]

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I skimmed through the last 10 pages and haven't noticed anyone posting it yet. Accurate mimic of Medicare mannerisms. It's from the same guy who made PPP and Tardski short clips/songs.

Whaddaya think, chat?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Well since Jim admitted the end is soon , I have to ask. How many overly attached fans will try to attend his funeral? My guess is about a hundred.

 

[Wodanaz]

Well since Jim admitted the end is soon , I have to ask. How many overly attached fans will try to attend his funeral? My guess is about a hundred.

I hope it's either closed casket or it's just an urn filled with his ashes. I don't want to know what he looks like.

 

[56 others]

I hope it's either closed casket or it's just an urn filled with his ashes. I don't want to know what he looks like.

Cancer patients always look super fucked in the casket

 

[supremeautismo]

Well since Jim admitted the end is soon , I have to ask. How many overly attached fans will try to attend his funeral? My guess is about a hundred.

Jim/Internet Aristocrat/Metokur is very fatalistic; I don’t doubt he has cancer, but he likely has a more pessimistic view than most. That’s not to say he will live forever, but I would hold off on the death bell for a bit. His disgust for Web 3.0 will sustain him longer than God intended.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I assume he's already made arrangements so his obituary and the online announcement won't happen until after the funeral so his family can grieve in peace without Ralph showing up to punch the casket and declare victory