Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Balanced Boomer]

I wonder how Luke is reacting to the EFF's ProtectTheStack thing? Probably not so good if he sees who is amongst the supporters.



Oh no! Not the Jews as well! Lucas really hates the Jews! This is going to make him very upset!

 

[Backinpogform]

I leave for nearly a week and return only to find someone has literally written a review of Keffals porn that is is longer than a short story.
10,391 words.
Literally a Novelette on Keffals porn.

And Lucas will read every single world then cry into his pills and cake

 

[Got Milk!]

And Lucas will read every single world then cry into his pills and cake

Now we just need to him do an accidental Livestream where he eats his cake in the style of Acerthorn. That would be the frothiest of milk.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Hard disagree. His fat is all on his belly like a man’s beer gut. And he has NO hips and a flat pancake man butt, among many other manly features (like shoulders wider than hips, for one.)

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^^Not a woman

If nobody knew who that was people would just assume it's a sorta facially androgynous 30-something guy going to a Metallica concert. In between the beer gut, the manly arms, the flat ass, and the chicken legs I don't know of a single soul who would clock that very dainty being as a woman.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Yes.
Keffals is fat, and I would not have sex etc.

Who even would be attracted to Keffals? Im probably wrong on this but most of the people fetishizing mtf trannies prefer their genitals to be intact.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

I know you meant well but holy shit that's a lot of tl;dr for Lucas is a gross nigger and his porn is disgusting.

Three posts, each an essay? Good effort, but I'm not reading all that. Especially the comparisons with the frankenvag and a spider's chelicerae.

How about a haiku? I'll go first.

Deep sadness, Lucas
Fat tranny dilate harder
The rope awaits you

 

[Backinpogform]

Now we just need to him do an accidental Livestream where he eats his cake in the style of Acerthorn. That would be the frothiest of milk.

I imagine he eats like Bruce Bogtrotter in Matilda

 

[DrNow]

Three posts, each an essay? Good effort, but I'm not reading all that. Especially the comparisons with the frankenvag and a spider's chelicerae.

How about a haiku? I'll go first.

Deep sadness, Lucas
Fat tranny dilate harder
The rope awaits you

Hunched man with fronthole
Cannot silence the voices
Uttering deadnames

 

[Um...]

If nobody knew who that was people would just assume it's a sorta facially androgynous 30-something guy going to a Metallica concert. In between the beer gut, the manly arms, the flat ass, and the chicken legs I don't know of a single soul who would clock that very dainty being as a woman.

Exactly. His face is the only part of him that comes even remotely close to ‘passing’ as a woman, until you get close enough to spot that unfortunate mustache

that he just can’t seem to get under control.

Poor thing.

 

[Arianne Chan]

It's been a while since I've been here, what interesting thing has Lucas Roberts done so far?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

@HarblMcDavid 1) You're supposed to put such posts behind a spoiler, since yours contains extremely detailed descriptions of NSFW content, 2) I haven't come across such a detailed review of porn content since Joshua Moon reviewed those cartoons at the end of his Buck Breaking Livestream commentary. NGL, your descriptions perfectly capture the atavistic horror of looking upon Keffals' /r/neovaginadisaster

About this:

Also visible is an attempt at a "look" by only applying nail polish to two nails on each hand which while at least symmetrical mostly ends up looking like he is too poor to purcahse additional nail polish.

I see you're not very familiar with the secret codes of troons. This is how troons signal to others that they are "transbians". When Nyk/ContraPoints came out as a transbian, he too posted a picture of his hand on Instagram where only some fingers were long and lacquered. The idea is that the short/unlacquered fingers are the insertive fingers they use to penetrate whomever else is LARPing at being transbians with them.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Exactly. His face is the only part of him that comes even remotely close to ‘passing’ as a woman, until you get close enough to spot that unfortunate mustache
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that he just can’t seem to get under control.
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Poor thing.

That or when you check some details below the belt.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Exactly. His face is the only part of him that comes even remotely close to ‘passing’ as a woman, until you get close enough to spot that unfortunate mustache
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that he just can’t seem to get under control.
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Poor thing.

Since Lucas loves to grift so much, I've always wondered: "Why not just plastic the fuck up, choom?"

Many troons do it, it doesn't hide the mental illness or the dogshit personality but at least they're visually convincing. But for some reason these, for lack of a better phrase, fat men like Lucas and Jonathan Yaniv just put on a wig, some makeup and call it a day. If I thought of the ugliest women I've ever seen, they still put in leagues more effort into their appearance than Lucas.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I see you're not very familiar with the secret codes of troons.

Wait, how do you know secret troon code?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Hard disagree. His fat is all on his belly like a man’s beer gut. And he has NO hips and a flat pancake man butt, among many other manly features (like shoulders wider than hips, for one.)

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^^Not a woman

How dare you not seeing a woman there? This is a beautiful, strong, smart and independent tomgirl with magnificient curves we all have to appreciate and worship.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Hunched man with fronthole
Cannot silence the voices
Uttering deadnames

Lumberjack shoulders
And rancid, festering hole:
Never a woman.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Wait, how do you know secret troon code?

Kiwifarms has some of the best troonologists in the world.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

These tranny haikus are a pretty good start to Deadname December.

 

[Skookum Jim]

Hard disagree. His fat is all on his belly like a man’s beer gut. And he has NO hips and a flat pancake man butt, among many other manly features (like shoulders wider than hips, for one.)

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^^Not a woman

I had never seen a full body profile shot of him before now, so I guess I just assumed him being a fat fuck was more concentrated on the hips than the belly, i am mistaken. My point still stands about his face though, and having a severe case of babyface doesn't help.

 

[A Sunset]

Three posts, each an essay? Good effort, but I'm not reading all that. Especially the comparisons with the frankenvag and a spider's chelicerae.

How about a haiku? I'll go first.

Deep sadness, Lucas
Fat tranny dilate harder
The rope awaits you

I see we’re carrying on the haiku tradition from the Kino Casino thread, a fine choice.

Reflections on a Greasy Ogre: A Haiku Collection

I.
Post Pic of Null’s Mom
It’s OK when I do it
But not when they do.

II.
Find the child who’s lost
Invite them to my Discord
I am a Pedophile.

III.
Cut my penis off
Pump my body full of drugs
This is the right way.

IV.
Damn that Joshua Moon
And those transphobic Kiwi Farmers
They’ve got my Fart Porn.

V.
I’m not going bald
It’s not male pattern baldness
Just the Camera angle

VI.
Hunchbacked and fat
At TwitchCon no one said hello
Because I smell bad.

VII.
Will I bathe today?
No, I will abuse Adderal.
I’m washed and broke.

VIII
My Fiancée Gone
I stole a Hundred Thousand
but am still alone

IX.
Will I work a job?
No, I’ll just stay on Welfare
And eat chicken tendies

X.
I don’t like to stream
I can’t even ratio now
Kiwi Farms has won.


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