Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Bill Gates, who is super smart
Pfffft bahahahahaha! Good one, lad, good one!

The guy was so incompetent he had to steal the majority of MS-DOS' functionality from IBM's CP/M back in the day and went on to found a company renowned the world over for producing some of the worst, least reliable software in the history of computing and making viruses mainstream.
 
I also like when he says "Musk, a noted idiot"
I don’t know why this sentence triggered this thought for me, but imagine living a life this unexamined. I know many other cows exhibit this trait, but Pat really is the walking embodiment of it.

It’s an enticing way of life at first glance. You can call others idiots after being publicly humiliated about anti-tank paint balloons and getting a 1.7 GPA in high school (lol). You never have to have embarrassment flashbacks about some dumb thing you did 10-20 years ago while a stupid youth. You don’t have to pay for children or deal with the difficulties of bringing them up despite having them. What’s this? A $40,000 judgment against me issued by a court of law? No, sweet stalker baby child, I don’t owe that.

This is a person that can look in a mirror and say “wow, my gym routine is really paying off and I’m not fat at all. Better celebrate with ten beers at hoolies!”

It sounds like such a stress-free life. But then again, it’s how you become a walking mockery of a human being. I unironically think that if Pat even had a split second of self reflection he would kill himself— I would in his position.
 
Patrick publicly chatting with his brotha Kelly Lee Williams for the first time since rape and sexual misconduct allegations were uncovered against him. Calls him "good buddy"
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previous posts documenting the allegations and the friendship with Pat: #23,916, #24,094

"Linda" telling her truth to an Anchorage Press reporter
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Another victim tells a story about him acting tough to intimidate and bragging that his dad killed someone
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Seems a little far-fetched?
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Now, please, before you judge Patrick for who he chooses as friends, consider that perhaps Linda is a traitor and thus rape is the most mild punishment she deserved? Be open minded.
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SpaceEdge gives piggy a choice:

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The game begins:

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Piggy deals with the consequences of his actions:

Brother Joe just getting unceremoniously thrown in there with the Tomlinson crowd cracked me up :story:
If Pat had to run a lap around the block for every tweet he posts on a given day, he might not be so fucking fat.
He might even be ready to cheat at a full marathon after that.
Patrick publicly chatting with his brotha Kelly Lee Williams for the first time since rape and sexual misconduct allegations were uncovered against him. Calls him "good buddy"
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previous posts documenting the allegations and the friendship with Pat: #23,916, #24,094

"Linda" telling her truth to an Anchorage Press reporter
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Another victim tells a story about him acting tough to intimidate and bragging that his dad killed someone
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Seems a little far-fetched?
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Now, please, before you judge Patrick for who he chooses as friends, consider that perhaps Linda is a traitor and thus rape is the most mild punishment she deserved? Be open minded.
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How many sex offenders does this cunt associate with?! At this point i believe there must be correctional officers on the nonce unit that have less contact to chomos than fat fuck Hamlinson has. I'm honestly surprised no prior diddling convictions of Fat ever surfaced, usually only sex offenders can tolerate other sex offenders, if even. Absolutely honour- and shameless. Not an actual kid fucker in Kelly's case but my point still stands.
 
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Patrick publicly chatting with his brotha Kelly Lee Williams for the first time since rape and sexual misconduct allegations were uncovered against him. Calls him "good buddy"
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previous posts documenting the allegations and the friendship with Pat: #23,916, #24,094

"Linda" telling her truth to an Anchorage Press reporter
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Another victim tells a story about him acting tough to intimidate and bragging that his dad killed someone
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Seems a little far-fetched?
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Now, please, before you judge Patrick for who he chooses as friends, consider that perhaps Linda is a traitor and thus rape is the most mild punishment she deserved? Be open minded.
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Cracking sex jokes with someone accused of rape. Tone deaf, or just part of the same culture?
 
I suspect he thinks it'll all go away, and if not, then he'll file for bankruptcy, thinking that it'll solve it.


How does personal bankruptcy work there?

Here it is massively stupid. It just adds additional cost and still leaves you liable, which is why if you do business, you need an AB (limited company).
If a company goes bankrupt that is a different story. Employees have great protections, that kind of thing.
The owners get out of it .

I don’t advocate people declaring bankruptcy to weasel out of debts.
I always thought the point of bankruptcy was to mitigate losses and give a person a chance to at least draw a line and salvage some life and dignity rather than be scrabbling around trying to clear debt against rising cost.

I know it used to be get out of jail free in certain jurisdictions.
In the UK, it was just declare bankruptcy, move, wait three years, credit history clean.

It’s considerably more serious now, but the UK is surprisingly lenient apparently.

Anyway, so what happens if Fatrick tries bankruptcy? I am guessing it doesn’t help with court ordered payments?
 
Wait, this dumbass has the Ring Verse from The One Ring tattooed on him? The poem that literally says it will enslave free peoples of the world to rule over them?

Why? I know he’s a fucking poser, but wtf?
As someone else pointed out, one of Tolkien's fans once sent him a goblet with this verse inscribed on it. The verse is evil, and even the very language it is written in is evil. Tolkien used it as an ashtray because he would never drink from an object using words he'd specifically crafted to be inherently evil.

That's more than Fat Rick deserves.

Imagine being such a moron. This is a tattoo more insulting (to himself) and stupid and basically identifies him as completely ignorant of who Tolkien even was. Guaranteed he has never even read the trilogy much less any of the deeper lore, but has only seen the movies.
 
How much longer can he avoid paying ? He's eventually gonna have his hand forced by the court wont he?
I suspect he thinks it'll all go away, and if not, then he'll file for bankruptcy, thinking that it'll solve it.
How does personal bankruptcy work there?

Here it is massively stupid. It just adds additional cost and still leaves you liable, which is why if you do business, you need an AB (limited company).
If a company goes bankrupt that is a different story. Employees have great protections, that kind of thing.
The owners get out of it .

I don’t advocate people declaring bankruptcy to weasel out of debts.
I always thought the point of bankruptcy was to mitigate losses and give a person a chance to at least draw a line and salvage some life and dignity rather than be scrabbling around trying to clear debt against rising cost.

I know it used to be get out of jail free in certain jurisdictions.
In the UK, it was just declare bankruptcy, move, wait three years, credit history clean.

It’s considerably more serious now, but the UK is surprisingly lenient apparently.

Anyway, so what happens if Fatrick tries bankruptcy? I am guessing it doesn’t help with court ordered payments?
If memory serves, Quasi can collect at any point; he's just waiting for the amount to reach $40k or so.

First thing to know about bankruptcy: it is not a "Get out of jail free" card for the debtor. The debts will be paid in one way or another. Patrick doesn't know this, and he wouldn't care either way.

There are two kinds of personal bankruptcy here in Burgerland: Chapter 7 and Chapter 13 (named after specific parts of the US bankruptcy code.) Chapter 13 is where you admit to being unable to pay off the debt right away, but agree to pay it off over a period of 3-5 years. Since he'll probably see this as giving his atalkters the win, Patrick will likely go for Chapter 7: his debts will be paid by selling some of his assets.

Here's Chapter 7 bankruptcy won't allow Quasi to take:
  • Pat's house
  • One of Pat's cars
  • Pat's clothes
  • Whatever Pat needs for his line of work. This one will be interesting, as Pat claims to be a writer, but supposedly sells insurance on the side. It'll be illuminating to see which one sustains his income.
  • Pat's food. Yes, this includes his pepperoni stash.
Beyond that, everything else is fair game. This includes money in his bank account, personal effects, collected toys, any extra cars or motorcycles, books, furniture, and so on. As long as the amount does not exceed whatever Quasi chooses to collect on (e.g. $40,000), Quasi can take it. This doesn't mean the fart couch will rest in Quasi's attic; the couch, and all other assets, will be liquidated to pay Patrick's debt. (My opinion: this is where the Pests should stay out; if they get into a bidding war for Patrick's stuff, they could artificially drive up the value of his crap, meaning Quasi can't liquidate more than we'd like him to.)

Since Patrick is too stupid to figure out how to vanish, and too addicted to give up social media, he'll be forced to pay. When that day comes, Dan can make himself useful and upload videos of Quasi's debt collectors taking what is owed.

Tick tock, Patrick.

(Legal Kiwis can feel free to correct me if I got anything wrong)
 
As someone else pointed out, one of Tolkien's fans once sent him a goblet with this verse inscribed on it. The verse is evil, and even the very language it is written in is evil. Tolkien used it as an ashtray because he would never drink from an object using words he'd specifically crafted to be inherently evil.

That's more than Fat Rick deserves.

Imagine being such a moron. This is a tattoo more insulting (to himself) and stupid and basically identifies him as completely ignorant of who Tolkien even was. Guaranteed he has never even read the trilogy much less any of the deeper lore, but has only seen the movies.
That's what I was thinking, too. Such a stupid choice in tattoo. I bet he got it thinking it made him look nerdy and cool, when it made him look the opposite- a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
I wanted to write a bigass post about Fatrick, but I'm sorry. After he got parental rights taken from him, his wife left him for his much better friend who then proceeded to raise his daughter correct, there's just nothing I can say that will make the situation any funnier.
He literally only has Twitter at this point, and that ship is sailing to new lands with him on it whether he likes it or not.
 
Patrick publicly chatting with his brotha Kelly Lee Williams for the first time since rape and sexual misconduct allegations were uncovered against him. Calls him "good buddy"
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previous posts documenting the allegations and the friendship with Pat: #23,916, #24,094

"Linda" telling her truth to an Anchorage Press reporter
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Another victim tells a story about him acting tough to intimidate and bragging that his dad killed someone
View attachment 3982866

Seems a little far-fetched?
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Now, please, before you judge Patrick for who he chooses as friends, consider that perhaps Linda is a traitor and thus rape is the most mild punishment she deserved? Be open minded.
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Stalker children are in shambles after seeing someone actually being Patrick Sean Tomlinson's friend and even the one to reach out first. Shush, child, shush there are no rape allegations against him, that's your delusions again. You have been instructed.....
 
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