Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Furry killer said:
Chance once again is asking questions and banning anyone who gives him answers. A long stream of him blaming everyone again and proving his innocence with words only and no facts or evidence. He also badly "sings" some covers later in the stream. From his DK_CUSTOMZ channel 1 hour ago.(Compressed to fit onto here, that's why the bad quality)

Titled "WHY CANT ANY OF YOU TROLLS LEAVE ME ALONE ???????????".
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Ah yes, the compression... That is why the quality is shit, the source material is flawless! lmao

Raxx king said:
Anyone Got the link to Chance amazon wish list? I think someone earlier in this thread said he has a 4090 or other extremely expensive graphics card on there. Would be funny to look at just for laughs.
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I know MBM did a stream looking at it, don't think he shared a link to it though. I don't remember seeing a link in the thread.
 
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Raxx king said:
Anyone Got the link to Chance amazon wish list? I think someone earlier in this thread said he has a 4090 or other extremely expensive graphics card on there. Would be funny to look at just for laughs.
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Nah, it was a 390$ Gigabyte RTX 3060 Gaming OC 12GB. Here is MBM's stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2LB7Nebiis and here is the whole list by some annoying Ytuber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVScRrHGRqg
(I had the Amazon link earlier but I can't find it now, sadly)
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Chance streamed a boring long stream 10 hours ago playing with his guitar for 1h 30min, it was a pretty boring stream so I just archived it here, titled "Guitar & CHILL".
 
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Raxx king said:
Anyone Got the link to Chance amazon wish list? I think someone earlier in this thread said he has a 4090 or other extremely expensive graphics card on there. Would be funny to look at just for laughs.
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I remember seeing the exact system specs somewhere back in this thread but I'm too lazy to go hunting them down. I think it's at least a 10 year old used Dell office PC with like a 2nd or 3rd gen Intel CPU and no GPU right? There is no way in hell any modern GPU would fit inside the case, and the power supply wouldn't have nearly enough headroom or connections to power it if it could fit.

Even if fitment and power weren't a concern, pairing a modern GPU with an ancient CPU is just going to have a system that's horribly bottlenecked and with shit performance. He's the walking embodiment of PEBKAC.
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
I remember seeing the exact system specs somewhere back in this thread but I'm too lazy to go hunting them down. I think it's at least a 10 year old used Dell office PC with like a 2nd or 3rd gen Intel CPU and no GPU right? There is no way in hell any modern GPU would fit inside the case, and the power supply wouldn't have nearly enough headroom or connections to power it if it could fit.

Even if fitment and power weren't a concern, pairing a modern GPU with an ancient CPU is just going to have a system that's horribly bottlenecked and with shit performance. He's the walking embodiment of PEBKAC.
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Yeah it's like an ancient office PC with with integrated intel HD graphics. Anything decent would probably cause that piece of shit to overheat instantly. . I think he was bragging before he got the piece of shit about how much of a gaming PC it was.
 
JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
I remember seeing the exact system specs somewhere back in this thread but I'm too lazy to go hunting them down. I think it's at least a 10 year old used Dell office PC with like a 2nd or 3rd gen Intel CPU and no GPU right? There is no way in hell any modern GPU would fit inside the case, and the power supply wouldn't have nearly enough headroom or connections to power it if it could fit.

Even if fitment and power weren't a concern, pairing a modern GPU with an ancient CPU is just going to have a system that's horribly bottlenecked and with shit performance. He's the walking embodiment of PEBKAC.
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Nah, It's an HP EliteDesk 800 G1 SFF(small form factor), HP stopped making them in 2014, it doesn't got any room for an RTX 3060 and doesn't have a PCI Express 3.0-4.0 slot for a modern GPU either.
 
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Raxx king said:
Yeah it's like an ancient office PC with with integrated intel HD graphics. Anything decent would probably cause that piece of shit to overheat instantly. . I think he was bragging before he got the piece of shit about how much of a gaming PC it was.
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I hear someone from his Community is planning on getting him something. I think I saw it in Music Biz Marty's Livestream one night. I was thinking to myself as the person posted it in chat, like why would you get Rax anything?
 
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Master Xehanort said:
I hear someone from his Community is planning on getting him something. I think I saw it in Music Biz Marty's Livestream one night. I was thinking to myself as the person posted it in chat, like why would you get Rax anything?
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Yeah the weirdos who sit there and suck his dick in his chat are beyond pathetic and retarded. That's probably the best thing in life they have going for them, is being semi close to a mentally ill minor e celeb lolcow attic goblin, so of course the sad fucks buy shit for him. Imagine being such down and out loser that being an internet friend of Chance is the best thing you have going for you.

Buddy trolls are pretty pathetic too, but at least they don't buy him shit most of the time.
 
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Master Xehanort said:
I hear someone from his Community is planning on getting him something. I think I saw it in Music Biz Marty's Livestream one night. I was thinking to myself as the person posted it in chat, like why would you get Rax anything?
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Everytime someone buys one of these LOLcows something and gets asked why they did it, they say "for content".
 
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I couldn't stand the cringe and tension in Marty's stream, so I have to know: did the guy knock and cock, or did he just knock and run?

When I tuned in, Sally had answered the door, and apparently he got arrested later on.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I couldn't stand the cringe and tension in Marty's stream, so I have to know: did the guy knock and cock, or did he just knock and run?

When I tuned in, Sally had answered the door, and apparently he got arrested later on.
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He did not knock and cock sadly, but it's Marty's closest (and funniest) attempt so far. You really should listen to the entire call, it's Marty's best work in a while.
 
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Yeah the weirdos who sit there and suck his dick in his chat are beyond pathetic and retarded. That's probably the best thing in life they have going for them, is being semi close to a mentally ill minor e celeb lolcow attic goblin, so of course the sad fucks buy shit for him. Imagine being such down and out loser that being an internet friend of Chance is the best thing you have going for you.

Buddy trolls are pretty pathetic too, but at least they don't buy him shit most of the time.
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The people who simp for Marty and Tyler are just as pathetic, to be honest. Most of the people around Raxx are pretty sad. Except for William Gloryhole, he seems to keep it pretty level.
 
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Anyone want to give me a rundown on the juiciest bits of what happened? Can't be arsed to watch martys entire fucking stream.
Burger Boy sent 100 bucks worth of crap to chance in a care package. I think he did that so he could become Marty's, Gator for a few months. Imagine spending money on the attic goblin just to be on streams and cackle like a retarded hyena.
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Say what you will about Burger Boy in general, but this video starting at 1:42:33 is still one of the most hilarious Cyraxx moments to me.


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Music Biz Marty Shows Up To Cyrax's House Again Full Story

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Raxx king said:
Yeah the weirdos who sit there and suck his dick in his chat are beyond pathetic and retarded. That's probably the best thing in life they have going for them, is being semi close to a mentally ill minor e celeb lolcow attic goblin, so of course the sad fucks buy shit for him. Imagine being such down and out loser that being an internet friend of Chance is the best thing you have going for you.

Buddy trolls are pretty pathetic too, but at least they don't buy him shit most of the time.
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They’re like if Clyde Cash and BlueSpike had continued to troll Chris instead of having an endgame. Bullying retarded people is fun to watch from afar but the people who actually do it are generally also retarded.
 
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Chance streamed a very boring 2 hour-long stream on Saturday, titled "Hunt To Kill To Survive" and that stream is archived here. But earlier today he streamed a stream setting the record straight about what he thinks about the Danny Brown incident and then "sings" a couple of covers for his new "girlfriend".

From his DK_CUSTOMZ channel and titled "Setting the WHOLE RECORD ABOUT ME AND DANNY BROWN STRAIGHT".
 
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