Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Where the hell is his video for the "Italian Beef sandwich" that he posted a picture of on Facebook a while back? It looked horrid and I really want to see how he's going to fuck it up. Which as far as I'm concerned means he fucked it up somehow and can't do it again.

Methinks his last medical scare was a lot more intense than he's making it out to be.

 

[Just a Humble Farmer]

Also, Christmas crack is delicious, I don't care how unhealthy it is. It's DELICIOUS.

 

[Wendell Stamps]

So I have been busy, and made an extended version of that god awful JOTG intro he has (do not ask why, I don't know either). Feel free to use however you like.
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If Hell exists, I imagine this would be blaring over the loudspeakers 24/7.

 

[Simon]

Josh is talking about our Jacky boy on MATI right now.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Where the hell is his video for the "Italian Beef sandwich" that he posted a picture of on Facebook a while back? It looked horrid and I really want to see how he's going to fuck it up. Which as far as I'm concerned means he fucked it up somehow and can't do it again.

Methinks his last medical scare was a lot more intense than he's making it out to be.

Rob got him to admit he deleted the video a while ago. I’ll see if I can dig up a screen shot from our group discord. Basically, he admitted he wasn’t happy with the way it came out and trashed the video. Same like how he admitted he trashed the freeze dried chicken. I suspect he did the same thing with the Dishwasher Salmon as well.

Since when is this narc capable of self-editing, is my question.

Did anyone archive the MATI / Jack segment?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Did anyone archive the MATI / Jack segment?

No, but I've got the timestamp. https://youtu.be/Md69CzIky7o&t=6685

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Welcome new FoodJacks! Just remember, the Wendigo hungers forever.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Here’s the screenshot of Rob getting Jack to admit the Italian Beef video was deep sixed.

 

[charlesdickens]

Damn, Jack's angry!

It doesn't even look like he's cursing when he bleeped it out lol

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Here’s the screenshot of Rob getting Jack to admit the Italian Beef video was deep sixed.

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Thanks for that.

But in what alternate dimension does THAT "look good"?

Damn, Jack's angy!

It doesn't even look like he's cursing when he bleeped it out lol

FTFY.

But he's always angy. He is without a doubt one of the most emotionally unstable people I've ever seen.

 

[semitooth]

 

[rubytintedchix]

The curses he’s bleeping are the words “garbage” and “crap”.

Riveting.

I wonder if this stress is what triggered stroke 4.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Alexa will allow you to control the temperature of a cooking device that sits at one setting for hours.
Thank you for this review Jack.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

"The cheese is cheesy"
Great review as always.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack is human garbage.
He can't get the slow cooker to connect to his Wi Fi (probably his own fault) and he says he is going to return it. So he goes ahead and uses it anyway? Stay classy.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack is human garbage.
He can't get the slow cooker to connect to his Wi Fi (probably his own fault) and he says he is going to return it. So he goes ahead and uses it anyway? Stay classy.

How does he even manage that? I recently got one of these fucked up appliances and it immediately attached like a leech to everything in sight. He's protected by his own retardation apparently.

 

[Pizza Munch]

I was just rewatching Garbage Stew and was curious what y’all would make with his ingredients. Some assumptions will have to be made about the food condition (I.e. imagine you made it and it is decent/not rotten). Try to make a main course and some sides. Here is the list:

• Sweet potatoes
• Smoked Turkey
• Bacon
• Injected smoked sirloin
• Hot dogs
• Onion
• Celery
• Lime
• Jarred jalapeño
• Cajun seasoning
• Lagunitas IPA beer
• Salsa
• Roasted red peppers
• Sweet creamed corn
• French onion beans
• Chopped green chilies
• Beef bouillon cubes
• Spinach/salad mix

Good luck! It’ll come out better than Jack’s:

 

[Scented Candle]

I thought the entire point of a slow cooker was that you didn't have to monitor it, and you could just set it before you go to work and come back to food.
Who is this product even for?

 

[That Damned Tiger]

I thought the entire point of a slow cooker was that you didn't have to monitor it, and you could just set it before you go to work and come back to food.
Who is this product even for?

They're for fat, stupid people like Jack who simply must consoom.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

The Wi-Fi symbol on the Crockpot is flashing green and yellow. According to the manual, that means the device is still in setup mode. Jack didn't even complete the setup before bitching about it not working. If he had actually completed the setup but it just failed to connect, it would be flashing yellow.