Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AirdropShitposts]

Since Lucas loves to grift so much, I've always wondered: "Why not just plastic the fuck up, choom?"

Many troons do it, it doesn't hide the mental illness or the dogshit personality but at least they're visually convincing. But for some reason these, for lack of a better phrase, fat men like Lucas and Jonathan Yaniv just put on a wig, some makeup and call it a day. If I thought of the ugliest women I've ever seen, they still put in leagues more effort into their appearance than Lucas.

"Life sucks but I don't want to do anything at all to change that, especially not have to apply myself to change myself because I'm perfect, there just needs to be some way for everyone else to recognize my superiority. I don't get any of this, it seems to automatically happen for women and many of them don't even seem to be aware of it. Could you imagine what I could achieve if I had the advantages they do but didn't waste it on dumb girl shit? Wait a second, what if I could become a woman..."

"It's just my dick, the lady orgasms and endless sex will more than make up it! Nobody on the internet would lie about this, that's just capitalist TERF gaslighting! Ratio!"

 

[Oliver Onions]

The hunch-backed grifter
Cries in pain as he strikes you
'Soon', the rope whispers

 

[Staticness]

Where is this <pejorative, e.g. “pedophile”> right now? I want to <violent act> upon him at <given date and time> and I want the help of <community I am ostensibly a member of and most definitely not infiltrating> to make it happen. I want this creature to be facing an imminent and emergency threat to human life and I am sure that you, my fellow <community> do too.

 

[Hal]

I imagine he's just been sitting in his chair reading this thread, crying and wasting away the past few weeks, knowing that he has lost and more people than ever hate him now

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Where is this <pejorative, e.g. “pedophile”> right now? I want to <violent act> upon him at <given date and time> and I want the help of <community I am ostensibly a member of and most definitely not infiltrating> to make it happen. I want this creature to be facing an imminent and emergency threat to human life and I am sure that you, my fellow <community> do too.

Steve, they told us how to do these in the seminars. You're not supposed to just repeat them as they say on the page. It makes it appear more natural.

 

[siegemeister675]

I know you meant well but holy shit that's a lot of tl;dr for Lucas is a gross nigger and his porn is disgusting.

I gave them all an "informative" because I am never going to make myself look at the pics so it's the closest I will ever come to seeing them but Jesus I've been trying to think of something, anything that could possibly be more intensely autistic than this for 15 minutes and fuck me I can't do it.

 

[Strangolapreti]

The hunch-backed grifter
Cries in pain as he strikes you
'Soon', the rope whispers

If Keffals decides to off itself, I wonder who's getting blamed in the note, between Kiwifarms, the first of the dropped, Liz the grey and his daughters of #dropkiwifarms, Ben Cuckins, the lord of bad journalism and his nonexistent faithful readers. And the fugitive Doxbin, so easily forgotten...

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

The bot picked up a tweet. He’s still in Northern Ireland, most likely at Giant’s Causeway here. He’s also still a fat nigger.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If Keffals decides to off itself, I wonder who's getting blamed in the note, between Kiwifarms, the first of the dropped, Liz the grey and his daughters of #dropkiwifarms, Ben Cuckins, the lord of bad journalism and his nonexistent faithful readers. And the fugitive Doxbin, so easily forgotten...

The only thing I can say for certain is no matter who he named in the note we'd still get the blame.

 

[Strangolapreti]

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The bot picked up a tweet. He’s still in Northern Ireland, most likely at Giant’s Causeway here. He’s also still a fat nigger.

I should've made a dark souls 2 reference, that rock formation is the same type of those inside the doors of pharros...

The only thing I can say for certain is no matter who he named in the note we'd still get the blame.

Yeah, most probably, only way it wouldn't happen is if Keffals blames Ben Cuckins for manipulation into starting the war against kiwifarms onstead of doxbin

 

[ten dollars off]

As much as I enjoy the osteoperosis hunchback theory, I think the reality is less interesting: they involuntarily slouch to make themselves seem smaller, more demure, more feminine. I had a friend who took pride in being "rockstar skinny" back in the mid 2000s emo / indie rocker era, and referred to himself as "little" despite being like 6'1". He was lanky and effeminate, and would do the same slouching to seem cute and smaller. Seemed to work, though -- he got lots of damaged scenegirl pussy.

You also see this posture in people who are insecure, and involuntarily want to be less visible, less of a target for judgment, ridicule, or harassment.

 

[Naes]

As much as I enjoy the osteoperosis hunchback theory, I think the reality is less interesting: they involuntarily slouch to make themselves seem smaller, more demure, more feminine. I had a friend who took pride in being "rockstar skinny" back in the mid 2000s emo / indie rocker era, and referred to himself as "little" despite being like 6'1". He was lanky and effeminate, and would do the same slouching to seem cute and smaller. Seemed to work, though -- he got lots of damaged scenegirl pussy.

You also see this posture in people who are insecure, and involuntarily want to be less visible, less of a target for judgment, ridicule, or harassment.

Possibly, but we all know the damage to bone density that taking hormones causes.... or maybe I am off point here, I legit cannot remember if No Dick Dongs husband got his penis whacked off. Bad posture with both, but no huge lumps in the back...yet

 

[Ethics Gradient]

Possibly, but we all know the damage to bone density that taking hormones causes.... or maybe I am off point here, I legit cannot remember if No Dick Dongs husband got his penis whacked off. Bad posture with both, but no huge lumps in the back...yet

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Never saw this photo before, was this on his Twitter?
Just look at that walking drain-clog in white.

Off topic (apols) what's the deal with Elliot's eyes? Obvs he has a strong prescription, but I heard he's going blind? I assumed it was another of his self-diagnosed afflictions - anyone got any colour on that?

 

[Um...]

Never saw this photo before, was this on his Twitter?
Just look at that walking drain-clog in white.

Off topic (apols) what's the deal with Elliot's eyes? Obvs he has a strong prescription, but I heard he's going blind? I assumed it was another of his self-diagnosed afflictions - anyone got any colour on that?

Oh it gets worse..

And let’s talk about that horrifying profile too

imagine this creature bearing down on you up close and personal.

 

[Naes]

Never saw this photo before, was this on his Twitter?
Just look at that walking drain-clog in white.

Off topic (apols) what's the deal with Elliot's eyes? Obvs he has a strong prescription, but I heard he's going blind? I assumed it was another of his self-diagnosed afflictions - anyone got any colour on that?

Go to the first page in this thread, everything is archived, much to our horror lol but absolute kudos to OP

WAIT I forgot what thread I was on.. hold one sec and will link you to the correct one

Here you go, OP did an outstanding job! https://kiwifarms.net/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/

Oh it gets worse..
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And let’s talk about that horrifying profile too
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imagine this creature bearing down on you up close and personal.

lmao wait until the human snake photo is viewed again lol lol

 

[Procrastinhater]

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The bot picked up a tweet. He’s still in Northern Ireland, most likely at Giant’s Causeway here. He’s also still a fat nigger.

What does the picture of a fat man on top of a pile of rubble signify?

As much as I enjoy the osteoperosis hunchback theory, I think the reality is less interesting: they involuntarily slouch to make themselves seem smaller, more demure, more feminine. I had a friend who took pride in being "rockstar skinny" back in the mid 2000s emo / indie rocker era, and referred to himself as "little" despite being like 6'1". He was lanky and effeminate, and would do the same slouching to seem cute and smaller. Seemed to work, though -- he got lots of damaged scenegirl pussy.

You also see this posture in people who are insecure, and involuntarily want to be less visible, less of a target for judgment, ridicule, or harassment.

You see picture of historical hunchbacks with the same posture though and they werent in danger of being openly mocked, they were powerful schemers in the Chinese court.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Oh it gets worse..
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And let’s talk about that horrifying profile too
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imagine this creature bearing down on you up close and personal.

I...I don't feel so well, now...if you excuse me...

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

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The bot picked up a tweet. He’s still in Northern Ireland, most likely at Giant’s Causeway here. He’s also still a fat nigger.

That body shape is absolutely fucking horrifying. Thats almost 14 inch things with 3 inch calves. What kind of fucking potato shaped dough boy is this fuck going for.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The only thing I can say for certain is no matter who he named in the note we'd still get the blame.

I think that goes without saying. We always do, Chloe Sagal specifically blamed their friends and the lack of help for the homeless and we got the blame. Shit they even blame us for Byuu and that fucker isn't even dead, unless you're making the retarded argument that the Japanese, the most obsessive and anally beurocratic people on Earth picked this single specific case to decided it wasn't worth notifying the US Embassy of an American death.
They blame us for suicides that didnt happen, if Lucas legitimately was hit by a bus accidently crossing the road or some shit theyd blame us.

 

[King Dead]

Never saw this photo before, was this on his Twitter?
Just look at that walking drain-clog in white.

Off topic (apols) what's the deal with Elliot's eyes? Obvs he has a strong prescription, but I heard he's going blind? I assumed it was another of his self-diagnosed afflictions - anyone got any colour on that?

Troons are known to lie, but Elliot has some proof at least, and it's far too complicated to conceivably lie about. It's not a munchie disease like fibromyalgia or long coof, it's much worse. His tweets about his condition are here, and a kiwi infodump on it is here.

The short version: Elliot has an autoimmune disorder that causes iritis, an inflammation of the eyes. During a flareup, he gets intense pain with every single expansion and contraction of the pupil, like grinding glass into his eyeballs intense. If it's really bad, the only recourse is to stay in total darkness to lessen the pain. This condition can indeed eventually cause blindness, and that's without going into other ways his immune system might be attacking him. The stinkditch probably isn't helping matters at all.

Couldn't happen to a worse person. I know I'm not the only one who gets schadenfreude thinking about how Elliot seething over the farms is causing him actual physical pain, choosing to inflict self-harm when he could just stop looking.