Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Autphag]

you will never see it coming idiot

That's because you'll do nothing, lol.

And I mean, other than editing posts. I c.b.a. at this point.

 

[MasterDisaster]

You leaked a mostly-inconsequential screenshot of me being quite impartial about my reservations of word filters and you derive these delusions from it? My goodness.

Looks like you were whining to me. You just disguised it with big, fancy words and a mountain of bullshit.

 

[José Mourinho]

FUDCK U FARTPARTY RATING IT DUMB

wow queenfof tarts more like queen of fart owned

 

[CatParty]

That's because you'll do nothing, lol.

lol fag

 

[SP 199]

For real my favourite thing about Autphags comebacks is that he just describes himself

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

You're sociopaths, whether it's @Vitriol, @WalterSDempsey, @S-chan, @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq., whomever, you can't stop pathologically rationalizing to yourself in an attempt to have you self-deceptively convinced of your lies.

Now, let's be fair:
If you still trust me at this point, you really have only yourself to blame.

That's because you'll do nothing, lol.

Ooooo throw down!!!

 

[Autphag]

Now, let's be fair:
If you still trust me at this point, you really have only yourself to blame.

I actually didn't. I knew you were playing me last night with the whole "your old buddies are conspiring against you" PM, and the fact you had nothing to offer in terms of logs confirmed it somewhat, to be solidified in its confirmation with the logs donated to me this morning from an anonymous source, going back to when I made my first big departure.

It revealed to me a lot, including how pre-emptively Walter had always intended to betray me, commiserating with Vitriol in lamenting my lack of liberty-deprivation and institutionalization.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I actually didn't. I knew you were playing me last night with the whole "your old buddies are conspiring against you" PM, and the fact you had nothing to offer in terms of logs confirmed it somewhat, to be solidified in its confirmation with the logs donated to me this morning from an anonymous source, going back to when I made my first big departure.

It revealed to me a lot, including how pre-emptively Walter had always intended to betray me, commiserating with Vitriol in lamenting my lack of liberty-deprivation and institutionalization.

Hey, it got you in chat with your former buddies, and you chimped at each other for hours. I'd call that a win.
And it's not so much Vitriol who has repeatedly commented on you needing to be institutionalized as it is Vitriol and about half of everyone you've ever spoken to, I'm afraid.

 

[Autphag]

Hey, it got you in chat with your former buddies, and you chimped at each other for hours. I'd call that a win.
And it's not so much Vitriol who has repeatedly commented on you needing to be institutionalized as it is Vitriol and about half of everyone you've ever spoken to, I'm afraid.

Even my psych, as horrible a courtesan the spinster is, acknowledges that I'm fit for the free world, kthx.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Even my psych, as horrible a courtesan the spinster is, acknowledges that I'm fit for the free world, kthx.

Yeah, you need a new shrink then, kiddo. But sure, let's do a small test to see if you're fit to live outside of a place where they look you in your room at night.
Name:
1. The last time you showered.
2. The last time you cooked a meal.
3. The last time you went outside.
4. The last time you had a job that paid taxes.
5. The last time you did laundry.

 

[Autphag]

Yeah, you need a new shrink then, kiddo. But sure, let's do a small test to see if you're fit to live outside of a place where they look you in your room at night.
Name:
1. The last time you showered.
2. The last time you cooked a meal.
3. The last time you went outside.
4. The last time you had a job that paid taxes.
5. The last time you did laundry.

About a month ago, today, today, not your business (and wouldn't be a measure of incapacity necessarily anywhere), and today.

 

[VLAD]

About a month ago, today, today, not your business (and wouldn't be a measure of incapacity necessarily anywhere), and today.

How the fuck can you go a month without showering?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

About a month ago, today, today, not your business (and wouldn't be a measure of incapacity necessarily anywhere), and today.

Wait, a MONTH ago? Like, as in 30 days?

 

[Autphag]

Wait, a MONTH ago? Like, as in 30 days?

Give or take ~a week, within my best tolerance of approximation.

How the fuck can you go a month without showering?

Your dermis cleans itself after a while. Same with your hair if you'd maintained it well enough before, so long as you make sure to thoroughly do so sporadically.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Give or take ~a week, within my best tolerance of approximation.

Your dermis cleans itself after a while. Same with your hair if you'd maintained it well enough before, so long as you make sure to thoroughly do so sporadically.

....I retract my previous statement. You should not be sectioned, you should be fumigated, possibly burned.
Jesus, that's like some homeless person logic you got going there. You really think someone who can't bathe themselves at least every other day is fit to live independently? How the fuck do you exist?

 

[Autphag]

....I retract my previous statement. You should not be sectioned, you should be fumigated, possibly burned.
Jesus, that's like some homeless person logic you got going there. You really think someone who can't bathe themselves at least every other day is fit to live independently? How the fuck do you exist?

You believe in the Fabian marketing conspiracy that is the hygiene industry. My fucking God, how densely obtuse a purportedly "well-functioning" pillar of the community does one have to be to endorse such a dissonant hypocrisy so unironically without perturbation? Jesus fucking Christ, you are a tool.

 

[VLAD]

Your dermis cleans itself after a while. Same with your hair if you'd maintained it well enough before, so long as you make sure to thoroughly do so sporadically.

How about your teeth? How often do you brush?

 

[Autphag]

How about your teeth? How often do you brush?

I very occasionally swig mouthwash and that's the extent I vest any effort into dental care.

 

[SP 199]

I very occasionally swig mouthwash and that's the extent I vest any effort into dental care.

Give or take ~a week, within my best tolerance of approximation.

Your dermis cleans itself after a while. Same with your hair if you'd maintained it well enough before, so long as you make sure to thoroughly do so sporadically.

Jesus Christ you're a walking biological hazard

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

You believe in the Fabian marketing conspiracy that is the hygiene industry. My fucking God, how densely obtuse a purportedly "well-functioning" pillar of the community does one have to be to endorse such a dissonant hypocrisy so unironically without perturbation? Jesus fucking Christ, you are a tool.

No no, see it's very simple:
We like people who don't smell like shit or have horrible, crusty hair and greasy, acne-scarred skin. The hygiene industry allows the world to cut back on the existence of such people. Thus, the hygiene industry thrives, we don't smell like a ICP concert, and everybody wins.
I've also noticed that anything you like to do because you're a lazy shit happens to also be some kind of mystical way of rebelling against unseen forces. Almost like you justify the fact that you're disgusting with conspiracy theories, rather than just admitting you're gross.
Seriously, what's the point of all those hormones? Does it really matter how feminine you look if you smell like shit, your hair is so bad it needs to be cut off before you could fix it, you have horrible breath and rotting teeth, and your complexion is horrifying?