Indiana Jones & the Dial of Destiny - Using time travel to literally retcon the series

A Grey Cat said:
J still say trey and Matt where being overly dramatic with that one. (Remember that it's the boomers who are the most petty when it comes to so called cherished childhood memories) As bad a kingdom of crystal skull was it was still....something, and had a better title.

This though? It's nit even worth getting angry over anymore. It's all just so tiresome that getting mad isn't gonna change anything. Nor is it gonna lead to anything better.
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So like: Is that what Nostalgia bait is today?

"You know....maybe I judged my Gonnorea infection too harshly. At least it is not herpes."
 
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Jar-Jar Fanboy said:
There's an alleged 4chan post with a plot leak, dated about a week ago, that got the title correct. Assuming it's real, Disney is killing off yet another beloved male hero, and replacing him with a woman. Please, for the love of God, make it stop
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Holy shit everything after they start time trooveling is just bad bad writing
 
On Doomcuck being right: Dude just reads leaks from 4chan and pretends that he in reality has the access to stuff in general. It's been his MO for a long time. At least he's giving the info correctly at least, since I actually think this film will be more insulting than TLJ in terms of how it handles legacy.
Stab You in the Back said:
I hated the fucking trailer. Felt like a parody of bad 20s nostalgia bait. Slow piano version of the old theme. Old man looking back fondly on his old adventures.

Fuck whoever made this shit.

I feel personally insulted. I really do. This trailer is aimed at men my age. Old fucking farts who grew up watching this shit and will respond tearfully at the shameless nostalgia bait because our T-levels are rapidly dropping.

I'm not watching this shit. I'm not engaging with it. I'm going to pretend like it doesn't exist. Fuck that worthless old hag Kathleen Kennedy. Fuck Disney. Just let things fucking die, already.
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The best part is that this is the trailer shows the company and farthuffers who made the film knows that their "stunning and brave" work will be rejected and try to desperately hide it. Rather than just own up to it being another "passing of the hat" film, they hide that shit behind nostalgia wank.

It's good for the marketing department to do, but so goddamn dishonest it's hilarious.
 
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Adamska said:
On Doomcuck being right: Dude just reads leaks from 4chan and pretends that he in reality has the access to stuff in general. It's been his MO for a long time. At least he's giving the info correctly at least, since I actually think this film will be more insulting than TLJ in terms of how it handles legacy.

The best part is that this is the trailer shows the company and farthuffers who made the film knows that their "stunning and brave" work will be rejected and try to desperately hide it. Rather than just own up to it being another "passing of the hat" film, they hide that shit behind nostalgia wank.

It's good for the marketing department to do, but so goddamn dishonest it's hilarious.
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"I know a guy who is a professional screen writer"

Folks in the business watch doomcock

"I know a guy who is an EP and works with Marvel and Lucasfilm"

Folks in the business watch doomcock
 
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My dad loves to tell me the story of an elderly grandpa of his who saw Temple of Doom and was convinced that it was called “Injun Joe and the Doom”. He was very hard of hearing and forgetful.

The sad thing is that “Injun Joe and the Doom” still sounds like a better film than whatever the fuck this shit is. As soon as I saw that 4chan leak, I knew it was going to be true, because these “sequels” always turn out the same:

• Elderly male main character has turned into a shell of his former self (Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, John Connor)
• Elderly male main character must be killed off at some point (see above)
• Strong independent female who don’t need no man is introduced to replace them (Rey, Admiral Holdo, That black chick from No Time to Die, Helena Brody)
• A series of events based on the original films follows, but instead of a male, there’s a strong independent female who don’t need no man doing all the work
• Try to shoehorn some black, disabled, transsexual somewhere in the plot (but in a very minor role that can be easily edited out for China!)
• Insert member berries for all the easily impressed consoomers in the audience so they can ignore the bad writing
• When all else fails, add bargain basement Reddit-tier humor to the dialogue!

You get the idea, I’m sure, but that’s just how repetitive Hollywood is these days. I’ve seen all their shit before, and I’m sick of it.
 
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What is this shit? Is this that movie series where the two old directors fucks another old guy in the ass?

All harsh ribbing aside, can Disney implode faster yet? I want Star Gladiator characters back in another Marvel VS Capcom game again please.

Fuck, judging from the story, an old PS1 fighting game that requires you to read the entire backstory of its characters and world sounds funner than this piece of shit, and I happen to like that old PS1 fighting game. It's even got space nazis, lightsaber battles, and fanservice!
 
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This shot is literally all you need to know about the movie. They're not even trying to hide it.
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The Decimator said:
My dad loves to tell me the story of an elderly grandpa of his who saw Temple of Doom and was convinced that it was called “Injun Joe and the Doom”. He was very hard of hearing and forgetful.

The sad thing is that “Injun Joe and the Doom” still sounds like a better film than whatever the fuck this shit is. As soon as I saw that 4chan leak, I knew it was going to be true, because these “sequels” always turn out the same:

• Elderly male main character has turned into a shell of his former self (Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, John Connor)
• Elderly male main character must be killed off at some point (see above)
• Strong independent female who don’t need no man is introduced to replace them (Rey, Admiral Holdo, That black chick from No Time to Die, Helena Brody)
• A series of events based on the original films follows, but instead of a male, there’s a strong independent female who don’t need no man doing all the work
• Try to shoehorn some black, disabled, transsexual somewhere in the plot (but in a very minor role that can be easily edited out for China!)
• Insert member berries for all the easily impressed consoomers in the audience so they can ignore the bad writing
• When all else fails, add bargain basement Reddit-tier humor to the dialogue!

You get the idea, I’m sure, but that’s just how repetitive Hollywood is these days. I’ve seen all their shit before, and I’m sick of it.
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Now I want a mashup of the Huck Finn universe and Indy
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
This shot is literally all you need to know about the movie. They're not even trying to hide it.
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I don't even need the shadow.

Look at her body language, the entire pose is right out of every arrogant cuntbag character from the past decade.
 
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