DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[CaptainDeTractor]

i can’t wait to see the inevitable DSP Christmas story with Beganeezer Scrooge.

 

[Gramh]

i can’t wait to see the inevitable DSP Christmas story with Beganeezer Scrooge.

"uh guys you won't believe this but i was visited by the ghost of begmas future, and he said if i don't collect $400 on today's marathon stream Jasper Timmy won't be able to get his operation and will dry up and die like a turd. It's not begging, i'm doing this to protect my family!"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I tuned in and yo, what the fuck is he rambling about. Is this cause a 40 year old mad had a toddler meltdown cause someone suggested that GoW was on easy?

All I got before I was like "enough of this" is Max, Mutar, Jeremy at ACG and a bunch of others who think Callisto Protocol is bad suck and are idiots cause they don't like something doesn't mean it's bad it means that you're bad..MEANWHILE street fighter V and fortnight. The guy who was confused why there was a young kabal in MK11 that delt with timelines says other people who don't like the plot are stupid.

Imagine, fucking imagine being 40 years old and having a toddler tantrum because people don't like the thing you like.

Linda should have swallowed.

 

[detractorzer0]

He's been on some shit lately ever since he got accused for playing the game on easy. Heaven forbid the streamers make their stream entertaining.
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The guy that dresses up and blows bubbles for his 150 viewers wants to talk about who is beholden to their audience? Bitch please. He thinks that everyone else is getting pressured into playing on harder difficulties because he did.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Capping your deranged 40 minute scathing rant on fake ass reviewers man, off, with medition and Christmas carols.

Genuinely insane. I almost had to turn off it was so cringe and weird. MonkaS even. scary actually. Berserk.

Damned if he do damnzed if he dont. Thar ego. I don't care about smash drama cause i got raped in the games. But also I do care about smash drama cause it provides an opportunity for me to jerk myself off with his FGC knowledge and my excellent tournament running skills. Want me to run that for yaaa

 

[Tears for T]

Dave is still bitchig about the press disliking, The Callisto Protocol, You have to think for yourself, fake reviewers, idiot press etc. Says the man who did not play the New Saints Row beacuse of what people said on twitter. Just shut it, Dave. Hypocrite to the bone.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Heaven forbid the streamers make their stream entertaining.

It's almost starting to feel like he got a code for free the way he is shilling the game and shitting on other streamers for finding faults with the game.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

considering he has stated he doesn't listen to music.....................
August 1, 2022
"Does kat listen to the same music as you? No...................I don't even listen to music"

July 7, 2022
"when i'm driving around running errands i turn on the classic rock radio station i just listen to classic rock whatever's on there um i don't actively listen to music i i don't have time i'm in this office six days a week"

"I don't have time to listen to music" is one of those completely detached from reality things Phil says because he's a hermit and hasn't regularly left the house in a decade.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

"I don't have time to listen to music" is one of those completely detached from reality things Phil says because he's a hermit and hasn't regularly left the house in a decade.

This reminds me of the rant he did yesterday's prestream on how he doesn't have time to read because he has a household to maintain, and berated the guy asking if he has a wife.

He just has so many activities in the day like sitting on the couch watching TV after his night stream for 5 hours.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's been on some shit lately ever since he got accused for playing the game on easy. Heaven forbid the streamers make their stream entertaining.
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Alright what the fuck. Then this rant was for naught. Maybe these "reviewers" that played the game and gave it a lower score found some shit you haven't. But your 5 hours of playtime is absolute.
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I guess the new schtick since no one would interview him is to slander other creators.

i can’t wait to see the inevitable DSP Christmas story with Beganeezer Scrooge.

Begginnigger Scrooge

"uh guys you won't believe this but i was visited by the ghost of begmas future, and he said if i don't collect $400 on today's marathon stream Jasper Timmy won't be able to get his operation and will dry up and die like a turd. It's not begging, i'm doing this to protect my family!"

He's easily expecting $1k

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

You aren't allowed to think a game is mediocre if the lord himself Phillip Burnello thinks it's good.

*reverse the broadcast*



BREAKING NEWS!!!

You guys know that Phil is very understanding and is ok with people not liking it.

*reverse the broadcast*



BREAKING NEWS!!!

WROOOONNNGGG!!! You aren't allowed to dislike it, morahhnnnnn!! LYING FUCKS!!!

*reverse the broadcast*



BREAKING NEWS!!!

Just being honest Phil's viewers are just objectively wrong, this game is good.

*reverse the broadcast*



BREAKING NEWS!!!

You're all biased against the game!




He's got that Callisto penne deep in those gouty cheeks.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What is even this rant? Does this all stem from the fact that Phil is an idiot who claims to like Ragnarok, but can't be arsed to follow the game's advice because he's too fucking stubborn/lazy to follow what the game wants?

All because he wants to be right.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Caribbean soup for dinner. Like soup would hold those 2 fat fucks over. And where did he get the 'caribbean' from? At least tell a semi believable lie Phail.

 

[Gramh]

Caribbean soup for dinner. Like soup would hold those 2 fat fucks over. And where did he get the 'caribbean' from? At least tell a semi believable lie Phail.

A quick google shows Chicken Foot Soup or various soups made from goat offal as what thrives in the Caribbean. I doubt our boy is sucking down intestines or feet, he can barely figure out how a typical drumstick works. He probably just got some fast food again.

 

[San Dimas High School]

maybe i'm really out of touch with american culture, but do people really think funk is a "joke" nowadays? Or is Dave just talking about the zoomer mindset where everything that isn't $currentyear is cringe?

I think it is kind of seen as corny and always has been. The name of the genre itself is kind of a joke. James Brown, George Clinton, Rick James while talented aren't exactly taking what they do super seriously.

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil is getting MURDERED right now by a boss on baby bitch easy mode. just watched I'm get the boss to 5%, decide to commit to a big fucking runic attack while the boss is free and boss just hit him through it, killed him instantly.

I'm kickin' my feet off my giant high chair clappin' in joy, honestly.

 

[FormerPro]

Phil is fighting the first berserker on whatever Superblindman accessible difficulty mode he's playing on and losing his mind. The first boss he can't just close his eyes and mash R1 through and he all of a sudden can't roll, is getting reverse directional inputs and wrong moves.

It's quite sad to watch a man who has played games 8 hours a day, 6 days a week for the past 10 years get bodied so badly on such an easy game.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

phil is getting MURDERED right now by a boss on baby bitch easy mode. just watched I'm get the boss to 5%, decide to commit to a big fucking runic attack while the boss is free and boss just hit him through it, killed him instantly.

I'm kickin' my feet off my giant high chair clappin' in joy, honestly.

Phil is fighting the first berserker on whatever Superblindman accessible difficulty mode he's playing on and losing his mind. The first boss he can't just close his eyes and mash R1 through and he all of a sudden can't roll, is getting reverse directional inputs and wrong moves.

It's quite sad to watch a man who has played games 8 hours a day, 6 days a week for the past 10 years get bodied so badly on such an easy game.

Wonder if the game will be fucking terrible after this....

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Caribbean soup for dinner. Like soup would hold those 2 fat fucks over. And where did he get the 'caribbean' from? At least tell a semi believable lie Phail.

Ah my friend, not just any Caribbean soup.

phil is getting MURDERED right now by a boss on baby bitch easy mode. just watched I'm get the boss to 5%, decide to commit to a big fucking runic attack while the boss is free and boss just hit him through it, killed him instantly.

I'm kickin' my feet off my giant high chair clappin' in joy, honestly.

I happened to grab that too.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ah my friend, not just any Caribbean soup.
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I happened to grab that too.
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He doesn't get that he gives himself away every. single. time. Why would you 'believe' what you are having instead of just knowing? Especially if it's some weird non-traditional meal.