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[Octavia]

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Why do Jewish men always die before their wives?
Because they want to.

Holy shit maybe Marshall &Melinda were really onto something about that mountain Jew schtick!

 

[Sperghetti]

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I'm quickly getting to the point where the word "trauma" automatically makes me dump whatever point somebody was trying to make into the trash.

 

[Barry McKockner]

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1OwxWwDyXnQxQ

A bit late but some randos including Kim Dotcom and some others managed to get Elon in for a twitter space interview... And they've spent like 30 minutes bullshitting about random shit you'd expect to hear from a stoner. They only started asking about the twitter drops in the last couple minutes lol

Elon said he might handle takedown requests like KF does by posting them (he didn't mention KF in the comment). That would be so fucking lulzy.

BTW, there's gonna be a vote on snowden he's gonna put up

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

Elon said he might handle takedown requests like KF does by posting them (he didn't mention KF in the comment). That would be so fucking lulzy.

BTW, there's gonna be a vote on snowden he's gonna put up

RULES OF NATURE, Twitter edition.

 

[spacko]

Doesn't that imply that Hitler is inevitable?

if Hitler is the archetypical embodiment of anti-Semitism, then until certain conditions are met, the cycle will repeat itself indefinitely

 

[Vott]

Mira Bellwether / TheeBellwether, A troon with cancer





He also hated being called a groomer

 

[FatalTater]

Does anyone survive stage 4 cancer? That's usually game over, it has spread to other organs.

Where would the money raised be going?

 

[quaawaa]

That was a short boycott:

Source (Archive)
Ads from my Twitter timeline:

 

[Barry McKockner]

That was a short boycott:
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Ads from my Twitter timeline:
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Brooklyn Dad Defiant is trying to start another campaign to target advertisers.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

When's the next drop ladies

I thought for sure it was tonight, so unless he droped some bombs in the twitter space interview podcast thing, I don't think we're getting another one unless he decides to drop more shit at around midnight.

 

[Ponzo]

It’s already been happening. I’m not sure if it’s continuing or if it’s done, but I think there’s a good chance you just didn’t make the cut. You should probably just delete yourself from the internet at this point, you fat, ugly failure.

You should drink less retard juice.

It's virtual, just like Twitter.
And yes I'm also banned still, but at this pace I'll just make a burner and start shitposting.

Tried that but they must log something other than the IP because they kept requiring me to use a phone number to verify.

Bonus Elon suggesting hes going to get JFK'd

 

[AnOminous]

That was a short boycott:

I think he knew from the start that bullshit was not going to last long and was just typical empty virtue signaling.

 

[Executive Petrel]

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

You might be right.
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THIS is considered a decent walk?

I’ve definitely walked that far just…going places to do shit or walk to a bar. I wouldn’t call that ‘exercise’.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I thought for sure it was tonight, so unless he droped some bombs in the twitter space interview podcast thing, I don't think we're getting another one unless he decides to drop more shit at around midnight.

Elon's literally using this stuff to increase engagement and create suspense lmao. He knows people are addicted to drama and conflict, he's one of the main addicts tbh

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

I apologize for not being able to provide a screenshot at the moment, but Elon Musk has posted a poll asking the public "Should Assange and Snowden be pardoned?"

(BE WARNED, there's a picture of a kid in lingerie in the replies. Got archived without even realizing it. )

Spoiler: New Poll (NSFW)

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1599224347121500160

 

[Markass the Worst]

I apologize for not being able to provide a screenshot at the moment, but Elon Musk has posted a poll asking the public "Should Assange and Snowden be pardoned?"

(BE WARNED, there's a picture of a kid in lingerie in the replies. Got archived without even realizing it. )

Spoiler: New Poll (NSFW)

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1599224347121500160

Here's the archive, looks like it didn't grab the nonce image or it was deleted.

 

[Yamma Damma]

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Here's the archive, looks like it didn't grab the nonce image or it was deleted.

Didn't have to dig deep to find gold.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

This is Raisini:

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His appearance instinctively compels me to shove him in his locker and take his lunch money