Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[lindsayfan]

It's weird that Jake never learned to drive, and I've never come across any explanation for it. I'm not surprised he never had a car of his own since his family's financial circumstances seem to have been genuinely tight in his high school years and he never worked. But wouldn't he want to at least be able to take his mom's car out and drive somewhere? Especially given how much he complains about being in the middle of nowhere?

i think jake has some fundamental motor (no pun intended) skill issues -- remember he couldn't tie his shoes for most of his life (can he now?) and despite basing his existence on video games, his twitch channel has proved he's extremely bad at them, which is why he wrote all these angry screeds explaining that games requiring skill aren't fun.

he supposedly had long-term lyme disease for most of his youth and teen years which he blames for a lot of stuff, but also i think he's just klutzy, easily frightened and someone whose hangups won't let him practice or get good at new things. i think the reason he can't drive is the same reason he's so into jrpgs and other games that don't require hand-eye coordination and fast reactions.



when jake dies he will be sent to a special hell where all he can do all day every day is play Warzone 2 with proximity chat turned on and the player name "Secret Gamer Girl"

 

[talk talk talk]

i think jake has some fundamental motor (no pun intended) skill issues -- remember he couldn't tie his shoes for most of his life (can he now?) and despite basing his existence on video games, his twitch channel has proved he's extremely bad at them, which is why he wrote all these angry screeds explaining that games requiring skill aren't fun.

he supposedly had long-term lyme disease for most of his youth and teen years which he blames for a lot of stuff, but also i think he's just klutzy, easily frightened and someone whose hangups won't let him practice or get good at new things. i think the reason he can't drive is the same reason he's so into jrpgs and other games that don't require hand-eye coordination and fast reflexes.

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I'm conflicted about that. Jake acts like someone with a long-term physical condition. His fucked up nostrils also point to him having some sort of physical defect. BUT! In his social justice circles, having a physical problem is something to brag about or even make up and exaggerate for ass-pats. He doesn't do much of that--he just does generic troonery.

So I don't know what to say except, "That boy ain't right."

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm conflicted about that. Jake acts like someone with a long-term physical condition. His fucked up nostrils also point to him having some sort of physical defect. BUT! In his social justice circles, having a physical problem is something to brag about or even make up and exaggerate for ass-pats. He doesn't do much of that--he just does generic troonery.

So I don't know what to say except, "That boy ain't right."

That may be true in that realm generally, but Jake specifically has a hard time acknowledging any "flaw" on his part whatsoever. His "chronic Lyme disease" is great because it's not an intrinsic quality, it's just another insult the world has thrown at him to make things hard. Otherwise, his failures are all because of the Nazis, his inability to find work is because no one will submit his resume for him, his game design career was tanked because everyone stole his ideas (and also they wouldn't help him playtest!) etc. etc. etc. The only thing he feels like he can "confess" is being trans and that's only because people have convinced him that 1. Women get whatever they want and 2. Trans people are THE MOST persecuted minority in the history of forever, and so they can't really be expected to be successful anyway.

I agree that he wants to be mothered in the broadest sense and his anger at not getting that is what drives a lot of his behaviors and attitudes. Yes, CON gave him a great outlet -- it gave him a perfect excuses (transphobia, misogyny) as well as identified boogeymen for him to blame (Nazis, Kiwi Farms, anyone who annoyed Zoe) and even told him that violent fantasies were legitimate and healthy ways to deal with being disappointed, thwarted, or even mildly disagreed with. His "ain't rightness" just takes everything to the next level and then leaves him there to wallow in perpetuity.

He has no hope of getting better because no only would he have to admit his flaws and look at himself realistically, he'd also have to start looking at the rest of the world realistically. Even if he was capable of that -- which I'm not sure about, given his paranoia and general insanity -- it would be asking him to change literally everything he believes to be true. You'd have better luck getting a conservative American Christian to accept abortion and polyamory as being morally sound. That's the level of change we're talking about here, and even healthy, intelligent, fair-minded people would struggle to do that.

 

[Kosher Dill]

i think jake has some fundamental motor (no pun intended) skill issues -- remember he couldn't tie his shoes for most of his life (can he now?) and despite basing his existence on video games, his twitch channel has proved he's extremely bad at them, which is why he wrote all these angry screeds explaining that games requiring skill aren't fun.

I don't know about that. You can watch him play "VVVVVV" here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/638066751
And he doesn't seem to be playing like someone with a motor disability. He can make the sort of quick hoppity-hops that game demands. There are also clips of him playing fighting games with PHH, and so on. I think he's just stubborn and dumb, not too disabled for vidya.

I think he just doesn't want to tie his shoes.

 

[AnOminous]

he supposedly had long-term lyme disease for most of his youth and teen years which he blames for a lot of stuff, but also i think he's just klutzy, easily frightened and someone whose hangups won't let him practice or get good at new things.

"Chronic Lyme disease" is fantasy bullshit like Morgellons.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I think he sees therapy as means to an end. There's something he wants and to get it he needs to go through the system. The goal of the system is to make him a normal adult human which is completely undesirable and alien to him, so he resents it, his life is good except he needs... He's putting up with it just to get what he wants, if he had a say in the matter he wouldn't see a therapist.

Imagine that you really wanted/desired/needed something and you have to get bear therapy to get it which involves going out into the woods and then crawling around naked for 45 minutes once per week to foster you into bear behavior. While supervised. I think Jake sees any kind of actual therapy as something like that. They're trying to change him in a way he doesn't want or understand but he puts up with it and does the bare minimum to get what he wants. Therapy is expensive and I really can't imagine he's putting a single one of his tendie bucks towards it.
If the only way to get actual helpful therapy was to pay out of pocket, and he had the money, I really don't think he would do it. Therapy is a chore, not a choice.

 

[repentance]

"Chronic Lyme disease" is fantasy bullshit like Morgellons.

Jake appropriated that from one of Rachel's sisters, who suffered hearing loss from inadequately treated Lyme disease (it's a known complication).

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I know several men who never learned to drive as some kind of strategy to get women to do more things for them, and have more excuses not to get a real job. Some of them cloak it in environmental rhetoric, others claim vague disabilities, but all of them feel like it's easier and better to impose on others (and complain about car culture and needing to get a ride all the time) than to learn how to drive and maintain a vehicle.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Yes. I think one of our unspoken assumptions has been that Jake is just lying all the time. But even if he is exaggerating, what if he does believe his paranoid delusions?

I square this by noting that Jake is a fantastically bad liar. He clearly believes a whole lot of absurd things for multiple reasons, but he thinks he's smart enough that he can manipulate people just a little and they'll do whatever he wants. Jake tries to keep his lies to exaggerations of real things so he can always claim it's actually true. But he's also bad at this and has to keep escalating for attention so Glinner now wanted to leave his wife for Jake even though nobody on Twitter cares if you just make shit up every time. He can't back down on each little exaggeration he adds so eventually he has to defend absurd things rather than let one crumble.

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Jake is against the death penalty after due process but he is enthusiastic about murder and assassination of people that haven't been convicted of any crime.

I've seen this before in search results but I had to look it up to see the context, a state Senator was killed during Dylann Roof's mass shooting. Even if it was a U.S. Senator and this was a targeted assassination this would not be treason.

Jake also thinks the head of the FBI committed treason by investigating a federal crime:


A month later Jake insinuates that nobody who isn't working to get Trump on trial for treason is themselves committing treason (another crime Jake Alley has gotten away with):


Later Jake suggested that refusing to leave a government building and not paying fees is "full-on treason":


A week later Jake clarifies that Manning did not commit treason as that was not what he was sentenced for and half the government is being investigated for treason:


Despite this, nobody in the United States has been convicted of treason since 1949, all of the last cases stemmed from World War II events. Only one person has even been charged with treason since 1954, some dummy who ran off to al Qaeda possibly to avoid a warrant for not performing community service. (The Obama Administration chose to execute him without trial instead.)

 

[valis]

It's quite hilarious that Jake has kind of called his own bluff over this 'delete tweet to be allowed to tweet again' thing. Because he drew attention to it, presumably assuming the loud, screeching part of the twitter trans community would get the decision overturned, he's now stuck unable to just quietly delete it and get back to Googleshnging.

I'm genuinely, unironically impressed that he's resisted bending the knee to get his account back (and I think most people agree that twitter forcing people to delete offending tweets rather than just deleting them when they're deemed offensive is poisonous). So much of his identity seems to have been entangled in this twitter account that if he really does stick to his guns and abandons it over a principle, it's actually creditable and more than plenty of others with far better lives than Jake have managed.

This thread has long agreed that the best thing for Jake, though not for milk yields, is to get the fuck off twitter and get a life, and he's accidentally caused the first part of that. Perhaps 2023 will be the year of the Jake, and now he's away from his toxic twitter milieu he can salvage something from his world. Bring on the rainbows...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A bit more support in the recent days including someone who wonders if Violet dying on a park bench is just Jake needing his space:


Also:

 

[AnOminous]

I'm genuinely, unironically impressed that he's resisted bending the knee to get his account back (and I think most people agree that twitter forcing people to delete offending tweets rather than just deleting them when they're deemed offensive is poisonous).

I weirdly respect Jake for so far having refused to kneel and admit something he said was wrong when he truly doesn't believe it was. That's what I'd do too. One of the creepiest and weirdest things about Twitter is that bizarre insistence that you somehow have to admit it was some kind of thoughtcrime for you to have said something some child molester in a basement decided he didn't like.

I did nothing wrong, I'm not admitting to anything, go fuck yourself, you pedophile transsexual. Welcome to our club, Jake.

 

[valis]

I weirdly respect Jake for so far having refused to kneel and admit something he said was wrong when he truly doesn't believe it was. That's what I'd do too. One of the creepiest and weirdest things about Twitter is that bizarre insistence that you somehow have to admit it was some kind of thoughtcrime for you to have said something some child molester in a basement decided he didn't like.

I did nothing wrong, I'm not admitting to anything, go fuck yourself, you pedophile transsexual. Welcome to our club, Jake.

And the stupid thing is that, despite all the legitimately offensive, violence-urging, banable tweets he has posted, the one he's currently suspended for was him fantasising about what he thinks other people he despises might say.

Cosmic irony at its finest.

Also:

They really just can't stop, can they.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Only someone truly deranged can claim that Jake is a "trans girl", and not only that, but one with celebrity "chasers".

 

[Next Task]

This thread has long agreed that the best thing for Jake, though not for milk yields, is to get the fuck off twitter and get a life, and he's accidentally caused the first part of that.

Once we found the Discord, it was clear that it wasn't just Twitter that was the problem for Jake. It's the entire internet, and if he can't use Twitter he'll just post his usual lies and fuckwittery on that even more insular hugbox, as well as places like Tumblr, instead of using a site that, theoretically, all those of Jake's ilk should be leaving anyway because of the Real Nazi that owns it - as opposed to the Real Nazis that used to own it, but this Nazi is even Realer.

Hell, if he had no internet connection he'd likely just play that same game on repeat that he does, or settle in for his thousandth rewatch of Kamen Rider, so it really requires cutting off all screens. Cutting him off from just Twitter merely reduces his visible milk output, it doesn't do him the slightest bit of good. There would actually be many benefits of a proper Jake Homeless Saga, including that he'd actually experience something resembling the hardships he constantly lies he has to deal with, but also he would have to go outside, interact with real humans, and deal with conflicts he couldn't solve just by throwing a tantrum or retreating to his hugbox. A real trial by fire.

It won't ever happen - he has too much of a familial safety net. But considering how sick I am of cows bullshiting about how horrible all their first world problems are, Jake is the perfect example of someone who deserves to live in the world he claims he does, rather than in the real world where there are no rape gangs, no card-carrying Nazis waiting to murder him, and no lusty men desperate to get into his pants only to then murder him for finding the micropenis within.

 

[Kosher Dill]

There would actually be many benefits of a proper Jake Homeless Saga

Won't happen. He can pay his rent but not utilities this month, remember? By this time next month when his eviction rolls along, all they'll find is a busty popsicle.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Won't happen. He can pay his rent but not utilities this month, remember? By this time next month when his eviction rolls along, all they'll find is a busty popsicle.

Too late, he's already down four patrons and $52 from when he got suspended, the 53E's might be the only part not frozen at this point:

 

[Aunt Carol]

A bit more support in the recent days including someone who wonders if Violet dying on a park bench is just Jake needing his space:

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Mini-cow crossover! The Lou Gagliardi thread has met Pidmon before:

 

[repentance]

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Unlike Jake, he's at least willing to show his face.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Unlike Jake, he's at least willing to show his face.

He also said he was gonna try and get it fixed the next day, that’s self self awareness which Jake has none